I'm feeling some negative energy in this room

>I'm feeling some negative energy in this room

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>ShhShhh
>DID YOU HEAR THAT?
*fades to commercials*

*crew member bangs on the floor upstairs*
"WHOA"
*cuts to 10 minutes of commercials*

>"aaron!! what happened?!"
>"dude it felt like - the devil touch my ear dude
*arby's commercials cuts in*

have my (you)s

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THAT'S WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN

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Ghost Adventures is enjoyable on a meta level. Seeing Aaron get sick of the fake shit the show does, developing a coke addiction, and then backtracking so he could fund his addiction is some kino shit.

Nick's failed run to create his own show while Zack poured all the shows funding into a failed crack house + his new Corvette was also amazing Kino.

Can I get a quick rundown on the Ghost Adventures lore?

Aaron becoming a coke addict is the only logical explanation for his rapid weight loss

Can you imagine being a part of the crew for this show?

>travel the country with zak, Aaron and Billy
>have to listen to zaks ghost stories nonstop in the car
>staying in a different comfy small town every week
>eating dinner and going out to bars with the crew after shoots and lockdowns
>doing coke and smoking weed with zak and Aaron
>Zak gets so high he thinks he's walking in the spirit realm
>maybe you can get Ashley the still photographer drunk enough to fuck her one night
>sleep in your motel till 5pm then get up for another night of shooting
How do I apply

>*whips out spirit box*
>WE ARE NOW GOING TO ATTEMPT TO COMMUNICATE WITH THESE SPIRITS USING THIS """HIGH TECH DEVICE""" INVENTED BY SOME ASSHOLE
>*static blares for 3 minutes*
>WOAH IT JUST SAID DEMON I THINK THIS SPIRIT MAYBE A DEMON

>Seeing Aaron get sick of the fake shit the show does,

Details?

Zak looks like someone who hasn't stopped listening to Godsmack. I dont know about riding ina car with him.

>you will never go on comfy ghost adventures with Zak the Chad

>DUDE I WAS TOUCHED
>IN THE ASS
>CHILLS!
this is something that actually happened.

>I
>HAVE
>GOOSEBUMPS
>ALL
>OVER
>MY
>BODY


bro...

>o...oh dude look LOOK
>this bulge in my pants
>ooooOOOOH chills...

>AARON, GO IN THE MORGUE
>IM NOT GOING IN THERE BRO
>GO LAY ON THE SLAB WHERE THEY PUT THE BODIES AARON
>IM SCARED ZAK

Aaron is probably the only person on the show who legit believes in ghosts. In early seasons, the crew started doing fake noises/string-pulling to make the show seem more interesting. He started to get pissed about it and went on some podcast blatantly admitting the show is faked. The producers immediately dropped his ass, but after a few years he came back apologizing and backtracking his statements.

You can see his enthusiasm in the early seasons slowly decline, then when he came back he acted coked out and hamming his own reactions.

kek

>Zak goes into the old prison showers
>takes off all his cloths
>rants about niggers
How did travel channel let this happen?

how do I achieve Zak mode, lads

You got a source for those claims bud?

Did Aaron ever actually leave? For some reason I can never recall him not being on the show.

MANIFEST YOURSELF

>Alright we got some peanut butter, you can feed off that.

Why was irate gamer trying to give a ghost peanut butter?

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Has there been a found footage movie about ghost hunting charlatans that find some actual paranormal activity and get BTFO yet?

This is a fake article. Aaron was never fired

>empirenews
kys senpai

Please let ghost posting come back big time.

ghost adventures demon house
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Something feels very wrong with this building... Let's investigate

Proof?

Yes, actually. That's the exact plot of Grave Encounters.

The ghost hunters in the film even act like the Ghost Adventures guys. Main character is obviously supposed to be a satirical version of Zak Bagans.

It's actually not a bad film. Has a good aesthetic and some nice psychological stuff later but relies too much on shitty cgi ghosts and shit like that

Stop haunting people.

Isn't there a TftCrypt episode about that?

i'm feeling something stimulating in my pants

Well, you can easily go search for yourself. But he was never actually fired from the show; he never even missed an episode. This can be confirmed on IMDB

But if you're too lazy, here is Aaron himself saying the article was bogus

But for the record, I wouldn't be surprised if they actually did fake evidence for slower episodes

>LEAVE THESE PEOPLE ALONE
>THEY ARENT STRONG LIKE ME
>PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE
>*floorboard creaks*
>WHAT WAS THAAAAAAAAGHHUHHH

>So I hear you don't like tattoos
>*takes off shirt*
>how do ya like these tattoos?
>wheeeeeze
>it's dusty in here!
>get my asthma mask!

how accurate is this
youtu.be/OkpCBvrUR5g

yes

>get my asthma mask!
*puts on biggest respirator he can find*

>was giving me chills part of your plan?

oWo what's this?

>try to type zak
>accidentally type own name
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGH
*cut to Wendy's commercial*

>I wouldn't be surprised if they actually did fake evidence for slower episodes
Yeah that's what I've heard. If an investigation is going too slow or they capture minimal evidence, then they'll spice it up by adding fake shit.
But that have confirmed there were episodes where nothing was altered, the place was legitimately haunted. If anything it would make more sense if Nick was the one who got fired for saying they faked shit.
I've watched almost every episode of this show and Aaron is in all of them, so he was never fired.

Stop haunting.

Who would in a fight, Jesus after preaching in hell and receiving his power buff or the strongest demon encountered on ghost adventures

Zak

Who would win,Zak Bagans or Bilbo Baggins?

Well Bilbo can actually fight ghost and has held real demonic items

EVERYWHERE I GO GHOSTS FOLLOW ME BUT NOBODY BELIEVES ME BECAUSE OF THESE FAGGOTS

REEEEEEOOEEEE

Watching this shit live on a Saturday night.

>fucking losers with no lives lol

THIS CANNOT BE DEBUNKED!

1408 is almost this and it's an awesome movie

Monster House was good

I love shows like that - they're completely fake, and they're great mindless bullshit to laugh at. great locations, tho.

I miss Ghosthunters International.

>still going out on saturday nights
How much meth do you smoke and how many stds do you have, worm brain?

I get the shows mixed up - is this the crew that were plumbers, as their day job?

Ghostbusters.

>But that have confirmed there were episodes where nothing was altered, the place was legitimately haunted.
What are you, 12? Ghosts aren't real, stupid.

PROVE IT

says the retard who goes to church every week

no he was let go after he appeared on a podcast and said it was fake sometimes. the higher ups found out and made him quit.

you get a weakened respiratory system

that would be extremely painful

Zak is also a true believer. he heard about a house the was haunted after there had been a recent murder. he went to check it out for ghost fuckers but when he got there and scouted it determined the haunting was too tragic and dangerous and so bought the house then had it demolished.

huffingtonpost.com/entry/demon-house-torn-down_us_56b1fcdfe4b08069c7a58370

Seriously? You're going to be that autistic? I've been an atheist since in my class for first communion they asked me if I loved God, and I said no, because he's not real.

It was at that EXACT MOMENT that our recorder picked up the faintest voice...here it is

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And then the priest proceeded to shove his duck in your mouth. Now you are not only an atheist, but a homo, a regular godless degenerate. Go fuck yourself.

Aw, are you upset? Boo hoo. Boo hoo hoo.

I got a good chuckle from that.

>*commercial ends, show continues*
>*rewind back to the WHOA moment in case people joined in after the commercial missed out on the shocking revelation*

>destroying the demons home and making it angry
Is zak actually the real villain?

the whole Jolly Ranchers addict part is funny

>wait! shhhh be quiet, did you hear that?
>*BRAAAP
>i sense a foul presence here, could it be the sulphuric brimstone from the depths of hell?

>no, Zak's just BRAAAAPPPposting again on Sup Forums. that smell is your vagina

youtube.com/watch?v=0LNgdTX0GRk

behold the real true live totally not fake possession of zak

I think Supernatural had an episode like that.

>tfw you are also fat and ugly but a demon will never possess you and help you score a chick like this

He never believed in ghosts until he came face to face with one bit as usual didn’t have a camera on him.

>be married to qt photographer with a tight bod
>she divorces you because you'd rather work for some 40 year old edgelord that still listens to nu-metal
>said edgelord barely features you in the show now

Jay is a C U C K

>"They want us to fucking die here!"
How could anyone say this is fake, no one could possibly act that well.

>started watching these three dorks when they first started on travel channel
>remember watching their first live episode in 2009 with a fever
>this was all almost ten years ago now
where does the time go, bros?

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>*tink*

"WHAT WAS THAT WOOOAH"

>replay of *tink*

>replay of *tink* in slow motion

"DAT WUS DEFENETLY SUMTEEN"

...

Ghost hunters International
>go to some Slav country
>tell a story about some tragic thing that happened in 15 century
>all of a sudden there's knocking on the walls
>speak in today english
>the ghost understand you perfectly

Do they think their audience is stupid?

>Implying ghosts can't learn English in the timespan of 500 years.
Wouldn't you stalk some hot teachers 24/7 if you were a ghost?

>BRRRRRPP
WHAT wAS THAT A THICC GOST???
*SNIFF*
SMELLS LIKE ECTOPLASMA HEREE

Say what you want about it being fake or not its truly kino

>Guys...guys...you smell that?
>It smells like Skunk
>Yep that's bigfoot alright

These shows never fail to make me kek.

>negative energy
It's called electricity.

Only if its negative DC

When in the ghost equivalent of that fa18 UFO video going to come out?

This was indeed a fun watch