What is the sexiest expanded universe story?

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Return of The Jedi alternate ending where Luke fails, Han is stuck in carbonite, and Leia remains Jabba's sex slave.

Stop trying to make me fap goddammit.

Legacy. Talon and that one Pink alien lady who was in Cade's crew are so goddamn sexy.

The epic tale of the doomed love of Ibegon and Sivrak

based Shabby Blue

SWTOR Smuggler or Imp Agent storylines.

Splinter of the minds eye.

Before Empire revealed that Luke and Leia were siblings this book had them getting real hot and heavy.

The one where we all go back in time and rail your mom. user, I am your father...maybe. there was a lot of cocaine and a bunch of midgets so it's like 50/50

Lots of good one in Dark Horse's Star Wars Tales

>A twilek banging a weird green guy
>Not getting HUMAN'd
What's the point bros?

The one where Mara Jade gets blacked.

Fisto'd

Which story is your pic related from?

>that option for IA to kiss the reverse trap villain

I remember reading that and wondering how a wolf man could love a sea cucumber.

This

The canon one.

OH WAIT

Star Wars is incredibly asexual for being such a gigantic franchise. Even the "hot chicks" are pretty modestly dressed and endowed compared to other characters from comics and fantasy stories.

If I had to pick a story I would say is correct. Oh, you thought it was a joke? No that is legit EU stuff.

That one green bitch in Jabba's palace wore a completely see-through fishnet top with her bare nipples poking through the netting and everything. Her wardrobe malfunction was really redundant; she was already functionally topless.

the one i wrote about how only male Jawas smell bad. the females are a lot more attractive. the story was about a Jawa who was bribing Tusken Raiders to hit other Jawa Sandcrawlers in exchange for extreme dimorphism size different squeaky sex.

> i'd hit it

>Even the "hot chicks" are pretty modestly dressed and endowed compared to other characters from comics and fantasy stories.
There is Padme but she is the 'exception who proves the rule' because she's the only sexy chick in the entire series

Do you think he was ever brave enough to stick his dick in her mouth?

Who says that's her mouth bro

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>tfw the midichlorians kick in

I bet she heard him smashing that Bothan puss nearby all night.

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I would fuck a female Nautolan.. Imagine the tentacle job you would get.
>ywn fuck an alien in your life time

is this game good if i only want to play solo as a lesbian twilek whore and i liked kotor 1+2 almost as much as twilek whores

get

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Did she have scars in episode 3?

Do we even see her bare back in S3?

I want to live in the Star Wars universe just so I can fuck alien sex slaves.

i don't want to live in star wars because i'd probably get cucked out of being force sensitive and non-force sensitives are basically useless trash

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I'm pretty sure any force sensitive interesting enough to write about always ends up dying horribly

become a super rich asswipe through smuggling or bounty hunting. do enough big jobs to retire and then go get yourself a nice quiet place on the rim with a bunch of hot alien bitches you bought.

It would be fun to be one of the Force-immune species

i'd rather me a magic literal who than a mundane literal who
i can already do that in real life and i don't see why it would be easier to do in star wars
don't the vhong mutilate themselves or some shit? no thanks.

>don't the vhong mutilate themselves or some shit? no thanks.
I was thinking like a Hutt or whatever Watto was
There's a whole bunch of alien races made Force-immune for various plot reasons

>I was thinking like a Hutt
how can jabba sense luke trying to force trick him if he's immune?

Apparently there's some new book about a lesbian imperial officer who gets a twi'lek harem, so I'm going to say that one.

i need the name of this

obviously he could tell by the way his lackey was acting and by the way Luke was talking. Don't need to be force sensitive to recognize when they're trying to mind trick. Even Watto mentions the hand waving

Not him but I had a google for you, can't find shit. If it's a new or to be released book, the only one with a female protag on the Imperial side is Phasma. So unless she's the lesbian, I dunno.

yeah i googled too that's why i asked for the name, didn't find shit.

I haven't read the book but this is the character apparently. starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Delian_Mors

Must be lying. I doubt it'd happen and it'd be barely anything other than a single panel at best anyway.

better question, is there any good twilek porn?

thanks. a book with a lesbian Moff with a harem and the empire actually wins at the end sounds worth reading

The Twilek virgin vs The Togruta Chad

The Darth Bane books have some good lewdness.

Why is there such a lack of momentum and weight in Clone Wars animation?

I always had a thing for Darth Maladi for some reason.

i used to have friends who worked on that show, just a side effect of short production schedules. takes a lot of time to add secondary motion, and there was a lot of mocap clean up and key animation, just not enough time

Secrets of the Jedi was a novel in which all of the Jedi have romances for some reason.

Neytiri

>forgetting about Cade's mom

prior to the prequels it was thought Jedi could have romances and family.

That's because you have good taste.

Prince Xizor tried to fuck Leia in Shadows of the Empire. He almost succeeds by using his rape pheromones on her, until she snaps out of it. the book says that she notices his lizard dick is very similar to a humans. It also say Xizor liked to fuck his human looking droid, and would have his droid there watching while he banged random sluts.

>It also say Xizor liked to fuck his human looking droid, and would have his droid there watching while he banged random sluts.
A human-looking droid who is also the ultimate blonde sexbot btw

The book featured Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan, and Anakin. It's non-canon nowadays though, like the rest of the EU books.

And a stronk assassin. I think she later kinda went good.

Delving deeper into SW trivia: she was responsible for the death of Boushh, the bounty hunter Leia impersonates in ROTJ (I think she got the armour off Xizor)

You can. Only real lesbian romance though is with Lana, but she's kind of a qt.

Yeah, Leia got Boushh's armor in Shadows of the Empire.

I always liked the actual character of Boushh
I had the 'disguised Leia' toy and I used keep the helmet on and pretend it was him

I liked Dengar, his stories in the old EU were pretty good. Honestly, all the bounty hunters and back ground characters had cool designs in the OT. It made the setting feel really rich to me.

In the good works, non force sensitives actually have a place.
Be a Thrawn of Han, then laugh at the Rosh Penins of the world.

That's what Cade Skywalker and Darth Talon are for.

link? I don't remember this

Is there anything in the EU about the sexual life of togruta females?
Asking for a buddy

They are not for sexual.

Courtship of Princess Leia was kinda sexy, had amazon force witches and one was gonna make Luke her husband/slave. Luckily though she married that other dude and gave birth to Tenel Ka.

Is Cut Lawquane /ourclone/?

I kid you not, I had a comic of Guri when I was younger and I cut out all her panels and wanked on them, then flushed them down the toilet.

Squidface wearing Adidas.

I wonder what happened to him during during executive order 66?

Dani and Kiro

How else do you expect him to SlavSquat near the fire?

lmao

This one has 16 year old Leia losing her virginity

>journey to tlj
#notmycanon

Did the slaver queen rape Anakin or Ahsoka?

>It's been almost 4 years
EU babies are still salty

Get over it. Canon has already surpassed the EU in terms of consistent quality.

Is it true that in the nucanon Leia refused to be trained in the Force because Alderaan's destruction left her with such severe anger issues that she didn't trust herself not to fall to the Dark Side?

I'm mostly caught up with the canon and I don't remember anything like that. Could be in something I missed though

Isnt there a fan fic of Ashoka whoring herself out post order 66? Asking for a friend.

consistantly shit

I want to marry Ahsoka. Also fuck Anakin desu.

I guess you're right.

The one where Mace Windu has to fight naked.

when you HUMAN'd the best
you can dismiss the rest

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Where the FUCK can I find the full video for this

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Sick bait.