At what moment did you cringe the hardest?

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Flying Leia

When you posted this thread

Leia in space. How is this even a contest.

When they threw Phasma to the curb five minutes after putting her on the screen. Not to mention she showed up TWO HOURS IN

It wasn't even that bad, the plot just had a ton of holes.

luke succ the tiddy

Porgs were the most annoying thing. All the meme videos from the movie aren't even that bad when seen in context.

There are just so many:
>space Leiea
>prank call
>green titty milk
>any scene with Tokyo Rose
>animal rights
>anything to do with hyperdrive or starships generally
>purple hair
>eight-titted alien singer and actually just Canto Bight generally

this
op is faggot cancer

>Phasma"You were always scum."
>Finn"Rebel Scum"
STOP IT. STOP IT NOW.

Basically the first scene with the marvel-tier phone call. Nothing sets the tone for a movie better than a few quips!

When I saw the petition created by that neckbeard virgin demanding it be removed from canon

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I actually can't even remember the exact dialog even though I just watched it, but when purple haired general is basically being faux wise with Leia about her grand scheme coming together. Something about the light.

It's so stupid how self congratulatory she is about not communicating critical information to her subordinates, inspiring fear and mutiny in her ranks for no good reason, and generally acting more like a street preacher that demands faith than a "great" military mind.

You just know the writers were patting themselves on the back, but it's in actuality all so stupid and poorly done.

When I got back home and read all the whining on this board.

shes obviously alive which is even more cringe.

you think they would show her and finn make eye contact if she wasn't gonna live?

she is alive. it isn't even a debate

When they were high-fiving each other over freeing the space horses when:
A: There are scanners that could easily find the space horses and recatch them
B: They just endangered their mission to save like 10 space horses
C: THEY JUST LEFT THE CHILD SLAVES THERE AND DIDN’T GIVE A FUCK

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when all these faggoty threads started popping up. all you try hards are literal human queefs

It's a small thing, but when Luke threw his fucking light saber like it was trash. His fucking father's light saber which his mentor passed on to him at the very start. The very significant thing he thought he had lost for decades. This was so out of character I thought I was asleep and just dreamed this shit.

>WAAAHH PEOPLE HAVE OPINIONS

"Page turners, they were not"

Thanks faggot for coming back for the first time in decades when I could've used some guidance on Kylo Ren.

Literally all of the Casino Planet.

>Leia no-selling the vacuum of space
>that epic prank call
>the Vietnam fucking shit
>hyper space suicide bombing

Pretty much every scene with Holdo. Also when Rose gave her "rich people are evil and animals are our friends" speech on the casino planet.

I didn't cringe with Superman Leia, when that happened I was just dumbstruck and filled with utter disbelief at how far Star Wars had fallen.

Why didn't Yoda and Obi Wans force ghosts not help Luke fight the Emperor

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I never recovered from the prank call at the beginning between Hux and Po. It was like watching a completely different character.

KHAZAR

Toss up between super Leia or the your momma joke.

Green titty milk

Rise kiss

I didn't even cringe that hard at Leia honestly....i mean it was stupid but whatever.

This and anime ship explosions and Luke milking that thing and Luke throwing the lightsaber behind him.

MILKERS

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Admiral Holdinfo & Leia :

>May the Forc--
>> May the Force be--
>tee hee
>>tee hee

W > T > F

When the fat chink stops Finn from actually being a character
>we cant fight what we hate we have to save what we love

Fucking kill me

Super Leia & FinnRose who ate up a lot of screen time

if you kill your enemies they win

the first 10 minutes.

They'll probably throw her aside again, of course after lying through their teeth and saying she's gonna have a big part like they did with TLJ

Oh fuck off. The Last Jedi is the first good Star Wars movie in 30 years.

Lots of pacing issues and plot holes, plus character inconsistencies between various points in their character arcs, keep it from being great. I'm pretty sure you can cut the entire Canto Bight arc from the film and it'd be not only better, but no more confusing for the omission.

But it's still a really good film. The music and visuals are great, probably because this is the first Star Wars by an actually skilled director since George replaced all the talented people who worked on the OT. The core emotional arc between Rey, Kylo, and Luke works really well and everyone involved gives great performances. The action is really fun when it counts, like the opening with Poe or Luke's short but sweet duel with Kylo, despite the pacing dragging a lot during the second act.

Overall, I rate 86/100 - better than anything *since* the OT, but weighed down by too many plot and pacing problems to be on the level of the originals.

this
my nigga finn was about to hero ball and save the day. why literal nobody had to block his shine?

CYA AROUND KID

god i wish that was me

lad pls

The whole goddamn movie
I paid just to see Luke, I couldn't care less about NuWars but this was even lower than my expectations. The attempt at humour was abysmal

you can't say fpbp if it's not even a good post you fucking retards. It actually has to invalidate the entire thread, holy autism

flying leia wasn't even that bad either; if you can pull objects toward yourself, you can pull yourself toward objects when other forces aren't acting on you. jedi can force jump, force run, fucking everything

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opening gag
admiral tumblr's 'heroic sacrifice"
when rose says "look closer" and you see some shitty CGI fox-horse getting whipped

This was one of the less offensive lines.

But why the FUCK did they have phasma die in such a shitty way. She was never anything important, and now she will never be important.

I cringe pretty hard everytime i see this lame pasta reposted

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>me when the slaves are still fucked at the end
>me when the movie could have been summarized in a title crawl
>me when finn and asian girl made everything worse
>me when asian girl doomed everyone in the cave
>me when kylo still has no clear motivations
>me when rey is literally just some bum
>me when snoke was never anybody and died with no real consequence
>me whenever a joke happened
>me when poe literally repeated the same mistake of overconfidence 3 times in a row, then the one time he decided to "wise up", it turns out he should have been overconfident and told fin to ram the laser
>mfw finn alive at end
>mfw rey alive at end
>mfw snoke (literally who) dead at end
>mfw luke alive at end
>mfw yoda alive at end
>mfw leia alive at end
>mfw chewy alive at end
>mfw I paid 17.50 for this imax ticket

Prank call
Tossing lightsaber
Feminazi looking general
>When she not just looks like one, but actually is one. (Oh no just a ruse)
Actually didn't mind leia force PULLING herself towards the ship in weightless space.
>Although you don't fucking freeze that fast
Bombing scene was too fucking long and had zero tension cause--who the fuck is she and why should I care.
Bomber chick sister, whom I can't remember name of.
Every scene with fat asian, every word she uttered. Her and Finn's whole everything.
When I realize there's no fucking overarching plot that they forgot to create before starting a fucking TRILOGY.
2 hours of boring nothing happens, and 30 min of interesting things.
Luke and Rey was fun most of the time.
Snoke was great until he was not.
Rey being op.
Luke not doing anything cool at the end. Except 5 short sec of him floating above the rock. It was great. But then it fucking stops. Just when it got good.
>Nuttin personnel kiddo
Fuck porgs.
Fuck suspense and then do nothing with it.

Looked great tho.

all of holdo's and rose's scenes

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Rey looks so cute smiling here

>she is alive. it isn't even a debate
Why should we care?
First film - Thrown in the trash
Second film - Defeated within an instant after two minutes of screen time
She's a villain and not a major antagonist so there's no chance she survives. Even if she returns it's only to get defeated AGAIN. Boba cops shit but even he wasn't that fucking useless to get BTFO every single film.

who?

>somebody has to stay behind to pilot the ship
No they don't, just leave it going straight forward.
>leia's joke about changing her hair being brought back, despite the backlash from tfa
>all these fucking grannies in Star wars eating up all the screen time
>political commentary and hamfisted anti capitalist propaganda in the casino scene
>finn and the uggo riding large sheep through solid concrete walls
>space leia
>opening scene between hux and Poe
>the whole stupidity with holdo's plan
>"they're not scanning for smaller ships"
Nigga what, they're close enough to see you leaving the main ship! They don't have to scan for anything, just look out their windows
>rebels are leaving in unarmed transport ships, but let's not scramble the fighters

Flying Leia

second hardest
>"let the past die. Kill it if you have to"
That one hurt. Kylo Ren is already pretty edgy teen bullshit, but that line is horrible

third hardest
>"impressive, every word in that sentence was wrong"
Maybe it looked good on paper, but it wasn't good.

holy shit a quad get

when rose was able to catch up to finn in those miening ships
and then crash into him, while not of them dies in a explosive fireball
and then that awkward kiss
and then not of them was balsted away by the troopers and AT's that was 20 meters way
and then finn was able to carry rose to safety. even tho it looked like it was 2-3 kilometers away

but overall I enjoyed the movie alot more than i expected after all the blasts iv read on Sup Forums
still got plenty of stupid moments

THE AUDIENCE IN MY CINEMA LAUGHED AT EVERY SINGLE JOKE THIS SHITTY FLICK THROWS AT YOU

EVERY PORG SCENE
ALL THE QUIPS

THEY ALL GOT LAUGHS WHEN I WENT TO WATCH IT

The telephone joke right at the beginning was worse

"Let the past die. Kill it, if you have to." was great for the deconstruction they were trying to do. But then the movie ends with a Hoth emulation so none of that really mattered anyway.

This was definitely the worst. They should've left her out in space.

It would've been a shitty fucking way for her to go, but at least she wouldn't be leia fucking poppins.

Such a shitty way for her to be remembered. I knew she was gonna die, but no lets put in the most ridiculous bullshit out there. Kylo ren is still a teen angst retard and there is so much wrong with the writing in this movie that I am so triggered I am up this late on a work night and I watched the damn movie a few days ago.

I just can't sleep knowing how bad they fucked it up.

This.

Also I thought the prank call was funny tbqhwyf

Ṣalīl' aṣ-ṣawarīm našīdu al-ʻabāh
Wa-darba al-qitāli ṭarīqu al-ḥayāh
Fa-bayn āqtiḥāmi yubīd aṭ-ṭuġāh
Wa-kātīmu ṣawti jamīli ṣadāh

>I wish I could put my fist through this lousy, beautiful city

But that deconstruction (if I'm on the same wavelength) is like Kylo thinking for like 5 mins and thinking it'll be cool, but Rey going like "nah dude, we gotta be good guys yo" That whole bit is underdeveloped and should have been left on the cutting room floor.

The biggest issue is that killing Snoke means that Kylo Ren needs to be the big bad, despite all the development that showed he'd turn to the light side.

If they'd left Snoke alive, we could have had Ben becoming a Jedi again and escape with Rey and have a fully awesome battle with Snoke at the end.

Laser sword

I can't even remember any of their fucking names for the most part. The character development was so shit. I wouldn't be surprised if those fucking retards bring back new emperor even though he got chopped in half, because the force and shit.

Who the fuck is new han solo and why the fuck couldn't they be creative enough to make new characters instead of rehashing the original characters with shittier ones?

I can't even remember the name of that shitty fucking city and I don't know why I should even fucking care.

Same here desu, there were a lot of laughs during the retarded prank call scene at the very beginning
I think I was the only one laughing at lines like instead

>people making up lies and spamming the same shit over and over is opinions

Wish I was this new.

laser sword was the most retard thing in all of nuWars
literally no one in SW would say that

When Luke tosses his lightsaber away and disregards Rey despite the fact that entire previous movie was about him leaving a map for the rebels to find him if they needed him.

Did they ever explain how they got it back from the abyss on the Cloud City?

Yeah also, he left part of the map to himself in R2D2 or if not him, who?

That shit's so badly addressed in TLJ.

Every leía close up, i don't know why the face of that old lady makes me cringe so hard, maybe it's the nose

>Luke milking the cow/watto thing
>Leia Poppings space flight
>Anytime purple hair was on screen
>anytime purple hair literally any fucking thing
>We hit em hard, at least it was worth it
>god speed. God fucking speed in a star wars
>fat asain rescuing finn when he could have actually had a really good scene
>poe and hux's phone call at the start
>every one of the fucking 20 odd plot fucking holes

Im sure I missed a few. I think there is more cringe here than Ep 2

>Ship out of fuel
>Can't be piloted by definition
>Needs a high-ish level officer to stay behind and pilot it
>Any of them could've turned around at any time and lightspeed ackbar'd into the FO.

Poe's prank phone call

Rose's lines
>"Now it's worth it!"
>"We' don't win by killing evil, we win by saving what we love!"

Rose kissing Finn
(Fuck, pretty much everything with Rose was cringey)

Luke trying to murder his nephew after reading his mind, which is the most un-relatable plot point I've seen in a Star Wars movie and totally OOC for Luke.
>Kylo Ren turned to the dark side because of a misunderstanding that happened because Luke went crazy

Admiral Gender Studies. Any time she was on screen or talked.

Leia Poppins

Look drinking green milk from an alien titty

All of the casino scenes

Del Toro's retarded vocal ticks

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>"God speed, rebels"

I'm not even a big Star Wars fan but I thought these movies were above using such a generic as fuck phrase.

Virtually every fucking scene including Holdo.

>deconstruction
You need to actually make a point for something to pass as an actual deconstruction. Otherwise you're just breaking it. It's like smashing your phone against the wall into little pieces and saying you've deconstructed it. Nope, you just turned it into useless junk.

>C: THEY JUST LEFT THE CHILD SLAVES THERE AND DIDN’T GIVE A FUCK

>leave child slaves behind and also give their cruel masters a reason to be really fucking angry

I wonder how many kids were brutally murdered that night.

Leia's explosive decompression survival was something I'd expect to see in an action game quick time event. But that wasn't cringy because you kind of expect that out of Star Wars. The truly cringeworthy parts were the shoehorned social commentaries mostly accompanied by Rose, Finn and Holdo. Muh animal rights was especially hard for me, but you can make a case for about 95% of the movie.

Seriously, what was the point of this scene?

There's a dozen interpretations. My guess is the director wanted to show Luke's simple life on the island and callback his upbringing as an innocent farmers boy, but the feminist influence wanted mammaries and milking in there to symbolise him being a child needing a mother or some bullshit.

The only thing I know for sure is that there's no way it's in there without some deep artsy reason. It boggles my mind to think of how many people must have seen this scene and gave it the thumbs up for it to be in the final cut.