It's a Dumbing of Age thread for the idiots who can't stop reading this shit, present company included

It's a Dumbing of Age thread for the idiots who can't stop reading this shit, present company included.

In this edition of Where's Ryan, he is apparently using Joe's disproportionate frame to shield himself from our point of view.

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I can feel the Rape incoming.

Except will refuses to let real world harm come to his cartoons so there are literally no consequences to anyone's actions.

Ryan needs a refrigerator box to hide in when Joe isn't around. No DoA character is as intelligent as a Metal Gear Solid guard.

And for the anons following at home: this is the strip that went up for Patreons last night. Tonights (tomorrow for everyone else) strip will be posted by the kind Patranon whenever he gets here hopefully.

No Patreanon for tonight's comic?

Guess he feel asleep. Surely he will be here sometime or another before this thread dies.

Where's Becky???

There she is!

Joe had nothing to apologise for

While you are somewhat correct, it's also a little crappy to make digs at people's overall life ambitions, especially if you've noticed they haven't done anything toward them lately. Commenting on that just makes people feel worse.

Because Becky's value is high (according to Willis), can we trade her for at least one decent story or character arc?

>Where's Becky???

>There she is! Fucking hell...
Someone saying that should always use a harsh expletive.

post Beckies

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I'd say this sums up things quite well.

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why are you all bumping a thread without a comic?

In the hope that Patreanon eventually shows up with it so we don't have to make a new thread?

is he unable to make a thread himself? he obviously not coming tonight

No he can, although I think he said he doesn't like to for some reason. Also it's more the fact that the mods may get triggered if we have more than one thread per day or something dumb like that.

well then why the hell did OP make a thread?
That's stupid if he doesnt like making threads. New comics are the point. He can either suck it up or we wait

He probably made it thinking that Patranon would show up around his usual time, but this time he's busy or something I guess. Oh well, guess we wait like non-paying people.

well mods fucking should delete this thread. And probably any that doesn't have a new comic

>this one user that's fucking stringent about having a DoA thread
>bitching about discussion
>bitching about 'necrobumping' when people obviously are up at different times

why does this thread trigger you so much?

Are you going to start bitching about necrobumping?

>not one kudos for my wordplay

haha yes willis is great writer thanks for pun willis :)))))))

>that mouth in the 4th panel

RIP patreanon, we will miss you.

Hopefully he will raise from the dead tomorrow (or midnight tonight I guess).

Damn it thread don't don't you quit on me. I need my fix of mediocre webcomic for today. If I don't get it soon I'll have to go read today's Wapsisquare

Just wait till tomorrow, m8, Patreanon's not here atm

Lemme know how the tits are.

Speaking of tits, I hope whoever our third or fourth Pornanon currently is starts posting the goods to Mixtape.moe. They're notorious for having to actually make you write and mail DMCA requests to them, and also the creator is a gay guy who lifts.

I bet patreanon was reading the Girl's storytime and is busy being sad making that mistake

>Lemme know how the tits are.

Meh, ridiculous but mostly under age it seems.

Their mouths are about as weird as Willis's. Are they vampires?

Quiet, or you'll summon that asshole Thedewd!

Assorted poorly defined monster girls

Here. Needed to fix that glaring mouth gaffe in the last panel. There's no way we should be able to see it from that angle.

>Also it's more the fact that the mods may get triggered if we have more than one thread per day

Then explain why we have all the Wendy's and Samurai Jack threads

holy shit, Waspi Square is still going? i thought that garbage ended back in 2012

You are aware that you can, you know, hide the thread, right?

Right?

Do you think David Willis is gonna try his hand at an adventure game now that 2 other webcomics have tried it?

I believe that was intentional.

A DoA visual novel might get some traction

If only that was true. Instead he transitioned to teenage girl monster Hogwarts with all new characters that look exactly like the old characters

So, Dumbing of Age?

Actually some fans have been working on a DoA dating sim.
They've been on a hiatus since last Oct, though.
datingofage.tumblr.com/

oh, if I do it right, can i succeed in raping Joyce at the party?

I thought so too

but if you want to make her eyes visible I'd support it

>not pursuing the polyamory ending with Mary and Sierra

>Not solely having a relationship with Mary while not talking to any other characters.
You guys are the only guys that can actually suck at visual novels.

Why? That's not how physiology works. And it looks nonsensical

Physiology has no place here, user.

Pretty much.

I like to think that the only part of Becky in the box is her head mounted on a stand.

so did Patreanon die?

Do we only have one Patreanon?

>using amber as a mascot but not having a route for her
whats the logic there

Dating of Age is a really bad title. I can't shake pedo vibes hearing that.

Yuck, I agree. I get why they chose that title, but still.

On the other hand, the game is sure to be a hit with Sup Forums now.

We might have none, now.

I wonder if Willis knows which one of us is the patreanon.

All it means is we'll be day behind, right?

What do you expect he would do: not take the money? Of course not.

QUOI? A joke I actually chuckled at! We need more Joe. Or maybe not, since he'd go from "eavesdropping bantzboy" to "nosy asshole" in no time.

I hope not, he'd probably send his wiigiinjas after them.

We'll just stay on-time with regular updates.

>We'll just stay on-time with regular updates.
This would be the worst thing ever!

Although I certainly won't pay and can't recommend someone else take up the mantle with a clear conscience.

Don't worry. Maybe today we all have feel what it's like to be poor and get the strip the old fashioned way, but no doubt Patranon will return in due time to get us the inside scoop again.

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Nah, he'll just make a passive-aggressive remark in the alt-text of a future strip or in the comments section of the current strip.

Patreanon totally wasn't stupid and forgot to post last nights strip.

Oh gees, where were you all day?

Regardless, Oh joy! Like I REALLY wanted to jump back to this. Also, "Clitblockin'." Fuck you Willis for making that word now.

Is Robin throwing up a gang sign in the last panel? What is going on with her hands?

>Becky changed Robin's perspective around off-screen
Can we just start calling her Becky Sue already?

>She got a job in like one week
At least Willis recognizes how stupid that whole thread was. Or is he trying to make this a positive aspect of Becky's character?

>She's got an offer to stay with her new girlfriend.
This makes it sound like Becky's cheating on Dina, but I'm guessing it's just Willis writing things the way that only he can write things.

>clitblockin'
Like that. He thinks "clitblocking" is an actual term. I'm pretty sure Willis didn't even know what a clitoris was until he was 23, and yet he acts as if it's the ONLY thing that gets a woman off during sexual intercourse.

I guess it's "V for Vagina?"

I love how part of the frame of Becky's face is visible through her hair, but not all of it. Did Robin not get to hear the part about how she can't squat in the dorms forever and how she's not comfortable sleeping next to Dina because she will be sexually tempted.

The V might mean to represent the shape of a vulva, and the other hand is for ... clitoral stimulation? If her hands were directly in front of each other, it might be clearer.

I am a girl, and I think Robin just has some stuff loose in her skull.

>By her own admission her life is great.
I actually raised the idea that all of Becky's luck and help from her community would make her a terrible example for this guilt trip plan a while back. I'm kinda glad that's happening.

>Joyce
>Hayley Mills
So I looked this up and she played Pollyanna in 1960. It's not the first time he's made this reference, but it's not a touchstone for me at all, and I'm not that young.

>and the other hand is for ... clitoral stimulation?
I believe that hand is doing the blocking.

Willie posted early tonight.

Leslie? You want Robin gone?

YOU

ARE

ALLOWED

TO

CALL

THE

POLICE

>I actually raised the idea that all of Becky's luck and help from her community would make her a terrible example for this guilt trip plan a while back. I'm kinda glad that's happening.

Found the post, it was for that strip where they all stare at Leslie and Becky getting along in class.
>Leslie can't be about to literally use Becky to fix Robin. That's not possible. Like, if I was against faith groups taking care of gays, Becky would be the best example of another community being able to take up the slack. Not that I agree with it, but Becky's successes and chipperness don't scream, "queer, identity-denying, anti-lgbt politician converter."

>Also, she's really going to *use* an at-risk person as a tool because she can't just convince Robin, or get her to fuck off, on her own? Seems kinda shitty.

>Problem is, this is Dumbing of Age, so it *will* happen, and it *will* work, and Robin *will* become the good queer person she should be and get with Leslie and win the election.
I'm honestly surprised it was brought up. But I do think is right, and the idea that her squatting is temporary until she gets caught will bring this defense down. Ideally, Becky would rub two brain cells together and take a rational look at her situation, but I'm betting that Leslie or Joyce will explain it, because Becky is "so darn optimistic."

She should stop breaking the 4th wall, though.

>I have to go
>You stay
>No following

There. Problem solved. And it was all thanks to BECKY! (is what Willis is trying to say).

>What? ROBIN is evolving!
>Congratulations! Your ROBIN evolved into DITTO!
That's really all I can see in this artwork right now.

Also,
>My party has withdrawn their endorsment of me.
First of all, it's "endorsement".
Secondly, this doesn't mean Robin has to stop being a congresswoman. It just means she gets to run as an Independent. Actually, wait, can this even happen? Can a party just up and say "Nah" and replace their selected candidate after a primary? I'm pretty sure you can't just up and say "You're gone" just because of a single picture in a local newspaper. Robin holding hands with Leslie at a bar is not that damaging. Hell, just look at what happened with Trump and his pussy-grabbing. Didn't matter for shit.

Anyways, I guess all this really means is that Robin gets to stop being a congresswoman and that now she gets to live with Leslie forever because that's what "Dumbing of Age" was really fucking missing, right?

Also, I guess Robin is just gonna walk out the door with no pants on?

Oh so NOW you reached your final straw Leslie? Gimmie a break...

Robin's dialogue literally makes me cringe. It's so forced, trite, and disingenuous. It's not quirky. It's not amusing.

Seriously.Willy is even worse at trying to do dialects than he is at regular talking. No one sounds like this. At all. Like, ever. The words do not exist in any language on Earth that can adequately convey the sheer scope of how BAD Willy's dialogues are.

I mean if regular conversation was matter, the way Robin talks is literal antimatter

Fuck. I dare say I may be being triggered. Someone post a goddam kitten.

>>M Bison's "YES! YES!"

Welp, bring on the pity lesbian fucking between Robin and Leslie (maybe with Becky for ultimate smut). Cause clearly the only reason for Robin not to go gay is now gone.

Huh. So, that's that for her campaign, I guess? Or maybe not? I dunno how this stuff works.

I'm kinda surprised she isn't trying to stay even more now. It's not like she has anywhere else to be to do damage control *now*.

Oh, also I guess this puts Ryan out of their grasp via Robin's campaign info, not that I really thought they'd ever get to that. I mean, she'd probably still have access to files of people working under her, but I don't think Willis would treat this that way. If anything they'll have to break into her old campaign office for the files.

>Can a party just up and say "Nah" and replace their selected candidate after a primary?
I think so. Something about the parties technically being a private organization.

>I have to go. My planet needs me.

>Robin *will* become the good queer person she should be and get with Leslie and win the election.
Two outta three ain't bad.

Christ, I forgot this thing was was still going on.

The "V" is a vagina and the other hand is blocking.

>>pity lesbian fucking

Oh God, no.

There is no deed too shameful that Willis won't do to rake in his Slipshine bucks.

>Robin goes home
>Leslie loses her job because her actions during this arc
>Sleeps on Robin's couch and won't leave
>lesbians happen

True.

But it would still be in character for Robin to try to do gang signs to be hip and cool with the young'uns

>clitblockin
I chuckled but its an angry chuckle

I noticed while cropping out Becky, but that first transparent panel has a bunch of blank pixels for Becky, and there's another one on the phone in the second transparent panel.

Not that anyone would notice it at site size, but it's just an example of sloppiness.

Robin was actually a Ditto the whole time.

>clitblocking
I thought it was "cuntblocking"?