Casual reminder that the new issue of America comes out this week. Remember to buy it to support Gabby Rivera!

Casual reminder that the new issue of America comes out this week. Remember to buy it to support Gabby Rivera!

>WELCOME TO THE X-MEN, AMERICA — HOPE YOU SURVIVE THE EXPERIENCE!

>The fate of Lisa Halloran lies in the hands of America Chavez super fans! And they don’t take kindly to rejection…

>America will have to punch her way in to save her girlfriend, but when a jump goes wrong, she ends up stuck in the past! Can that era’s Storm and the X-Men help her find her way, or are they too busy protecting a world that hates and fears them?

>But all that’s just the glitter on top. Who is the shadowy figure watching America’s every move?

I'll just read the story time and giggle.

>Cyclops was not not right

It's not as bad as the first two issues.

America teleports into the Danger Room mid-session. Storm says they were expecting her. Then tons of pages where Storm helps America meditate, and this somehow allows America to find her girlfriend. America then teleports to save her girlfriend, but the girlfriend is okay! The kidnappers just did it to get America's attention because they needed her help! Some cosmic entity to fight. Then to help even the odds, the lesbian dance fighting troupe shows up somehow.

Some shoehorned in mixed Spanglish references and shit too. I'm not saying it's any good, but it's not quite the cringefest as the first two.

>Joe Quinones drawing X-Men
it's a dream come tr...
>In an issue of America

my X-fag dollar stretches far and wide, surely this book wont be so bad.

He split pencils with someone else.. I want to say the secondary Gwenpool artist? Can't think of the name right now. Anyway, the X-Men stuff was by that artist. Quinones was stuck drawing lesbian dance troupe again.

well fuck that, thanks for saving me $5 user, god among men.

is that lady in the corner the writer?

No. And thankfully that face is not present on the actual cover, it's a UPC code instead.

> Rogue cover "homage"
YES I FUCKING MAD

only 3.99 wow what a deal i better buy 10 in case they go up in value

Nice references, pity this is going to be as painful as the first 2 issues.

My LCS cut the numbers for #3 drastically. The lowest-ordered Marvel comic they are getting this month. They tried cutting #2, but Marvel sent them free copies to bring their number up to what they ordered for #1.

>Cyclops was not not right

Is this paramedic waifu or some other girlfriend I have no reason to care about?

I couldn't even make it through the first issue.

Doubt she'll become as popular as Rogue. Or at least Rogue during her 90's heyday.

The fact that you would actually put money down on America of all things for the sake of X-Men is fucking embarrassing.

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How about you support Ultimates instead? It's actually good in terms of world building.

In the first issue, America breaks up with her girlfriend because America wants to go to school but her girlfriend doesn't want to move. Why this is a problem when America can teleport at will I don't know.

The girlfriend gets kidnapped in the second issue, restrained by a child harness.

it makes me sad its like they keep trying to make metal fans listen to country and they cant figure out what the problem is

All the non-X-Men characters on that cover look so obnoxious.

That's being rather unkind to country music.

They thought making comics for all the "online fans" would get them buying comics. Nope, they just complain online and never buy anything.

Secret Empire for instance? Nobody at my LCS has complained about it. Everyone knows it's a storyline and things will change to something else later, just like the history of comics. But online everyone is whining and bitching.

x- faggery is a known ailment of comic nerds, expect a punisher issue too for the frank-fags

She wishes she were that dark.

dont get me wrong it makes me happy they are giving creators a chance but they need to make an imprint like vertigo to push them, make it a mature readers book and do creator owned in it as well

>oversexualizing the buff metal man and forcing yourself onto him
Well I guess that's alright then.

>The kidnappers just did it to get America's attention because they needed her help! Some cosmic entity to fight.
Just... JUST FUCKING ASK HER.
This is not a good first impression they're making.

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I think she's been ignoring/not getting their tweets

That bitch.

Isn't he a guy? He has a fucking dick ffs.

I'm A FUCKING WHITE MALE and I'm darker than her

Of course the black chicks aren't villains seeing as the only enemy in this book are white people. #1 you have the pure white entity and nazis and then #2 you have the prep kids.

>Liking Qinones
Absolutely disgusting

>Colossus being sexually harassed

Disgusting

>Cyclops was not not right
Must this writer piss on everything good and decent in the Marvel universe?

Hey now. He's great when he's not on this book. Or when he's not trying to prove how "hip and with it" he is.

What did she mean by this?

You can't expect editors to actually do their job and correct mistakes!

They'll just say that that's the joke

Wonder Woman isn't even as popular as Rogue

What the fuck is wrong with Colossus Legs?!!

also Cyclops was right.

Today I'm inclined to disagree, a few years ago I would have agreed with you.

Also, checked em

He's saying Cyclops was right!

Bullshit. Wonder Woman as a brand is worth millions. Rogue as brand is worth fuck all.

Diversity 'No whities allowed'.

nah, I think I'm alright and saving some money

Cyclops was LEFT

she's still a better writer than Whitley and that shit Wasp book

Wasp is a better more coherent book than this nonsense

you'd probably hate Gerber's work then user
Wasp is written for babies

>Hates white people, but is also white

She hates herself.

Of course the brown females couldn't have been real villains, just misunderstood

Whitley Champions issue was better than any shit waid or gabby has written

HA

No. Wasp is shitty but it's not this shitty.

Marvel has found a way to put out a book that is worse than their previously worst book.

Is she going to take her powerless lesbian crew with her everywhere to act badass now?

I'll read it to state lustfully at America Chavez to objectify her, but only if I can read it without paying for it.
I plan to both subvert the supposed message of the book AND the actual purpose of the book all at once.

that sounds like hot garbage to me family member

>powerless
The Leelumultipass Phi Theta Betas aren't just the most powerfullest, they're also the best group Marvel has EVER PUT OUT

Leelumultipass Phi Theta Beta ongoing when?

Jesus I forgot that was their name. Timely reference right there.

Holy pre-cum, tovarish!
None of that makes any sense!

Written by a "latina" that's whiter than me and doesn't speak spanish.

If I was Besson, I'd sue. They even used a screenshot from the movie, but pixelated it just enough to get away with it.

Sounds awful

It's a shit character made by a shit person.
I can buy a good comic made by a shit person, and probably a bad comic made by a good person, if said person has talent and just its having a bad moment on life.

America is shit and it's made by shit people.

Gabby Rivera definitely seems like that one asshole who refused to hang out with all the Hispanic girls at high school and watched trashy white girl shit for years, then went through a cultural epiphany at college where she suddenly thinks she's the voice of her people.

That art is fucking awful

Why user? Is it because they're all wearing shades and 70s porno attire? Is it because they all like slobs? Is it because of the atrocious poses? user why don't you just admit youre a misogynist white CIS Male who can't handle strong womyn? WHO ARE COLORED!

It's just a matter of time before she pisses one of the CIS WHITE MALES like Bendis off. And Bendis is petty enough to destroy her.

I despise the new artist.

Besson's still a bit stung from that space jail lawsuit when it was proven he did rip off Escape From New York.

With his luck he'd probably lose this lawsuit too and she'd get ownership of the name.

I really hate how the fangirls arent villains and that so far its only been white people. You have the pure white entity and literal Nazis in #1 and STRAIGHT WHITE MALES in #2. Book is pretty racist.

>probably a bad comic made by a good person, if said person has talent and just its having a bad moment on life.
I could have forgiven Loeb for Ultimatum, but then I remembered Rulk was pre-dead son Loeb.
Then he fucked Marvel animation when he was in charge and when he no longer was, he make sure Wacker keep his legacy.
Eventually I realized he lost whatever talent he used to have.

Also wasn't America Chavez created by Gillen for Young Avengers?

american liberals in a nutshell

How many months until we found out she's pulling a Rachel Dolezal, and her real name is Sheila Ginsberg or something?

I legit pity anyone who unironically enjoys this.

Art, writing, lining and coloring, they're all awful, but most importantly, who the fuck is the editor?

Does he have a problem getting shit done because they keep splitting issues like that. It's the Third issue man. Get it together.

>Also wasn't America Chavez created by Gillen for Young Avengers?

No, but he did make her a lesbian and giver her the teleporting powers. So essentially he did create her in a way that made Marvel decide to stick her in everything.

If people had any sense they'd burn this book instead of Secret Empire.

What is Qionones problem with clothes and thighs. It's like he's trying to draw a Lammily doll.

You've found the main motivation for modern day progs, aside from hating their dads.

50 shades of vague brown

>white
I wouldn't go that far. Have you seen the rest of her face?

But that is the joke. All things considered, it's a pretty good cover.

I wonder why the fuck did they choose the name from the movie which uses the 'born sexy yesterday ' trope and objectifies the main female character, did she forgot 'muh feminism' and just wanted to use that reference?

>that face
did she slap his ass or something? did she just pull a guy gardner on kurt's mary marvel?
also colossus is about to get raped

>Then to help even the odds, the lesbian dance fighting troupe shows up somehow.
America's stand

>'born sexy yesterday
Because Macintosh just made that up after this comic came out?

If you use their words you become them.

>More breakdancing jazzercise autists on the cover
Seriously what is up with those characters?

And so the plot continues to be less coherent than axe cop

>is also white
HOW DARE YOU!
She is a proud transracial womax that don't need no man

>Storm says they were expecting her.
Of course she did.

>Born Sexy Yesterday
I swear I've been seeing this in every other thread

They were born in '97

>Nigga-DIO

The leader dyke is clearly the author's (second) self-insert, odds are that the rest are stand-ins for her real life minions.

> That Colossus

What is "BEGONE THOT" in Russian?

>shoehorning your self insert everywhere

isnt this unprofessional?

Lesbians sexually assaulting Piotr, nice.

Why are you assuming he was professional in the first place user?

>tiny women assaulting giant indestructible man

*rolls eyes*

those evil feminists at it again!