user what’s up bro? I heard you’ve been having a hard time navigating your way around life. How about I take you under my wing and show you a couple of things about how to grab life by the horns. Let’s go catch a flick at the cinema and then afterwards grab dinner and talk all about it.
User what’s up bro? I heard you’ve been having a hard time navigating your way around life...
fuck off normie scum
>read it in his voice
>and I liked it
Is this how it begins?
no thanks
i dont want people to see the goose hanging out with the likes of me
trust me its for the best
honestly what could he possibly show me? he's been in the system since he was a kid and married an older woman. i doubt he can navigate life in macau or anywhere he isn't known
tatoos=white trash
as long as he's paying sure why the fuck not, at worst I'll be getting some free food
>the fuck you say bro?
sorry goose, i promised arnie we'd go for a bike ride later
>wearing a belt
>to go cycling
???
:3
WOOF WOOF
maybe then world famous bodybuilder knows something you don't
Do the tour de France fags wear belts?
I'm sure they're more knowledgeable about biking than a muscle head like arnie.
What did he mean by this?
maybe he's biking to the gym and doesn't wsnt to wear a faggy back pack?
your autism is showing
Why does his dog have a mohawk?
Said no autistic person ever.
He's a good looking guy, but not the special kind of cute like young Depp or Pitt
>implying Ryan could be this sociable through his autism
Once you start with the cunt for brains LARPing, you know your board went off the deep end.
Are you 7 time mr olympia? NO. Maybe he was biking to gym you giant faggot.
Fuck it pisses me off so much that he's with that dirty spic Mendes rather than with /ourgirl/ roon roon
No thanks I don't hang out with dyel manlets
You'll find someone else Rooney :)
Gold digger prank?
pls user, this made me sad ;_;
Haha, right on bro! Hang out with me instead.
anything you say Ryan
>you will never find out what ryan's favourite super nintendo game is
Ryan Gosling here. AMA
S-Stop...I unironically wishing I was bros with him ;_;
I have a near identical bike, therefore I am Arnold too.
Nice try Satan