ITT : We name everything this movie could have done but didnt
ITT : We name everything this movie could have done but didnt
Chase Reed
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Colton Miller
War against insects.
Sebastian Hill
>not domesticating them and using them as really cool mounts
Hunter Morales
haha it would be crazy if some giantess caught some tinies and started swallowing them whole haha...
Jeremiah Wright
I saw this shit yesterday and it was one of the weirdest, dumbest and unnecessary movies I've ever seen.
Why does Damon keep signing on to do shitty movies? He's a really good actor.
Jace Hall
It's a great movie. Everyone missed the point. No shocker there
Luke Garcia
>Everyone missed the point. No shocker there
I know what you mean. This is what you call advertisement kino : youtu.be
To anyone who doesnt get it, you were purposefully made to believe there would be fun had in this bright little world, just like Damon. But when you get there you start to find out you never can really run from your problems and will ultimately be disappointed, again, just like Damon when he finds out about the world ending.
The audience is essentially Matt Damon. The promos couldn't have been better at putting us into his shoes. This movie is immersionkino
Kevin Nguyen
So its the first movie to be bad on purpose?
Nathaniel Foster
haha yeah
Gabriel Robinson
Nope.
Haneke has stated that he made Funny Games because he loathes people who like horror movies and he hopes he lured enough of them in to waste their time watching it and upset them.
Juan Young
Explore the implications of the square-cube law
Angel Campbell
>I spent four years of my life and millions of dollars making a movie entirely out of spite towards the audience, twice
That's like the most European thing ever, huh?
Noah Adams
Spelunking in a woman's vagina.
Jonathan Baker
This but unironically
Ryder Rodriguez
I hate how giant shit immediately gravitates to the fetish level. If the movie wanted a kino villain it could have been a normalsized Waltz destroying Leisureland for whatever reason
Adrian Hughes
it could have gotten people to actually see it
Joshua Williams
>the movie is boring and uninspired on purpose!
Lol
Landon Nelson
haha yeah that would've been super silly! I definitely hope that when I saw the R rating for nudity lol
Charles Carter
>R Rating
>for one scene of Damon dick
For what purpose. Its almost like Payne thought kids wouldnt get the message so he kept them out on purpose
Henry Bell
>clownsizing
Colton Bailey
This film had a lot of shortcomings, and it was a bit of a downer.
David Martinez
>only twice
Asher Nguyen
Holy shit... Uwe Boll is a genius.
Henry Rivera
How would you guya rate this?
Jaxon Adams
guys*
Brayden Gutierrez
Watch on TNT in two years out of 10