What do Jaspers dream of when they take a little Jasper snooze? Do they dream of shattering crystal gems or lapis Lasley in her swimsuit But don't you worry your pretty Jasper head I'm going to get you back to your diamond and your cozy Jasper bed And then we're going to find Connie's dad Doug and then we're going to give him a Connie's dad hug Doug Doug OH Dougy Doug Doug And if he's been murdered by aquamarine and topaz... Then I guess we are shit out of luck
Landon Scott
>this taste
Cooper Campbell
is there a worse character design in the show than Aquamarine?
Jayden Turner
Canon
Andrew Young
Yeah, Topaz
Also fat Jasper
James Peterson
>tfw you know SU has passed it's prime and will never be as good as it was
>Crystal Gems relegated to flanderised, comedy side characters that just react to things happening
>Show desperately trying to be self aware leading to a general feeling of tiredness and lack of inspiration
>actually BAD episodes (Onion Gang, The New Lars, Beach City Drift, Rocknaldo, etc.)
This current story is enjoyable so far, but this show has waaaayyy passed its prime.
That would be nice. Maybe Lapis will be fixed at last. Maybe Peridot and Lapis will have some interesting interaction instead of memes only? Maybe Lapis will finally have some great interactions with the CG? Or Jasper returns...Bismuth? Who knows, but I'm excited.
David Roberts
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Justin Bennett
For those who wanted my uncensored Skinny Jasper and blog yesterday, here you go.
i defend season 4 a lot but i have to admit that not having lapis interact with the cg's after like 50 episodes of being very close to them is really dumb
Jeremiah Price
post tall gems?
Jose Lopez
good shit
Cooper Butler
sure
Jaxson Brown
>My Aquamarine is larger than my Amethyst folder now
Joseph Bell
Requesting this but with Aqua.
Hunter Nelson
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Owen Harris
Post Gems in need of rape
Aaron Flores
Nothing stays in its prime forever. As for the flanderized thing, people keep saying this but I don't see it. Peridot MAYBE, but everyone? Nah.
Lucas Ross
plz
And thanks for the one bab Sapphire request from last night
Parker Lopez
Jasper gets to redeem herself by revenge raping Lapis confirmed
Aaron Scott
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Xavier Garcia
What was bad about the New Lars? And I disagree, every season has had good and bad episodes and we've had some of the best episodes this season
Caleb Thomas
All day all ways always
Adrian Ross
You should be ashamed.
Eli Brown
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Daniel Jenkins
>one bab saph You don't happen to still have that, do ya?
Charles Gutierrez
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William Richardson
...
Chase King
...
Alexander Morris
alone in the dank
Gavin Ross
Fuck off para2fag
Tyler Long
and that's all I have
Grayson Green
One PTSD wasn't enough.
Joseph Walker
Steven deserves to go directly to jail for his fry thievery.
Jackson Allen
WE GOT A WHAM BAM SHANG-A-LANG AND A SHA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA THING WHAM BAM SHANG-A-LANG AND A SHA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA THING
Ian Richardson
WE ARE
Gabriel Watson
it's always weird to hear Crispin's voice and not be talking about killing nazi vampires >stakeout >stake
Brayden Gutierrez
>getting PTSD from raping someone
Joseph Barnes
mods please ban me
Robert Roberts
Non stop year long rape is hard work
Adrian Johnson
I really feel like that shouldn't be possible
Hunter Anderson
Holy shit Steven and Connie are so damn Tiny in this episode.
Also whoever is drawing Connie's hair is getting awfully close to growing a Widow's peak.
Christian James
Steven Universe didn't have genuinely bad episodes until season 3/4. And New Lars was absolutely awful. It wasn't funny and gave us literally no social or narrative message besides 'Steven is a better person than lars is and everything is better when you change personalities entirely'. Lars is still a cunt, and we learnt nothing.
The show's downhill spiral is really fucking evident.
Nolan White
How What the fuck
Benjamin Rogers
Steven really likes putting on fake italian accents.
I wonder if that's his DeMayo blood rising to the surface.
Parker Morales
JINKIES, A CLUE!
Lucas Foster
How should I color the butts? Which should belong to who?
Chase Hughes
daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon
Caleb Cox
>My Aqua folder is now bigger than Jasper, Lapis, Garnet, Ruby, Sapphire and Steven's
Levi Davis
Steven Universe is weird when it tries to be funny. Like it's cute. Like when your 8 year old brother tries to make a joke and it's just so innocent that you can't help but find it charming.
Luis Thompson
I can't hear "Pizzapopolis" and not think of Avatar the Last Airbender when the Gaang try to sneak into that one city.
Jackson Price
how
Ian Wright
THE YOUTH OF THE NATION
Aaron Johnson
>"[a cop] is not here to escalate the situation."
This show really is fantasy.
Evan Gray
HOLY SHIT, STEVEN. Stop breaking Mr. Smiley's shit.
Josiah Collins
That right there is worst gem so it makes sense
Brayden Ortiz
You mean that's how Lapis gets redeemed, retribution at long last
Charles Thomas
>BINGO BONGO
is lars autistic?
holy shit
Jose Phillips
is 350 dollars too much for a phone
Nicholas Martinez
Charming is the right for it. When it aims for a laugh and it really nails it, I get a good belly laugh, but the rest of the time it's merely a good feeling. It's satisfying enough.
Alexander Lopez
So we gonna talk about why a highly competent high level Doctor decided to marry a security guard?
Levi Nguyen
I want to be her daddy
Kayden Scott
>Hating on The New Lars I would understand if you just choosed that shitty episode about fries or Onion's Gang, but The New Lars is one of the episodes were almost everything were right and I don't see any reason to hate it beyond hating it because it's a Lars episode.
You must have shit taste or just hate fun.
Blake Sullivan
i like the show's humour because it comes from the witty yet realistic conversations between the characters rather than fake, exaggerated conversations or some bullshit like pop culture references
Aiden Watson
His voice.
Tyler Adams
Most on my gems are on my thicc folder
Jaxon Hernandez
Because Aqua is better than Lapshit and she's only had five.minutes of screentime.
Dylan Kelly
*right word for it
Jordan Bennett
Wow. I'm glad to see Steven's gotten better at implimenting his float like he's Peach or something.
Parker Green
Curry Dad is a lot more annoying than I expected.
Justin Flores
Definitely. Even i wasn't that retarded when trying to be cool around the "cool kids"
Matthew Reyes
fair enough
William Johnson
>Early Onion - Mute, Borderline Psychopath >Current Onion - Charlie Brown Parent speak
When will this show stop ruining cool characters
Caleb Peterson
It's funny how everyone who defends shitty episode always sums things up to people criticizing them "not knowing how to have fun"
Jackson Lewis
nah he just has mega anxiety
Bentley Bailey
He spoke like that since Season 2 bud. Actually watch the show.
Samuel Thomas
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Noah Ross
I can't believe they're hating on Lars learning to stop being a miserable little toadie.
Kayden Green
He's great in the sack. Also she probably wasn't a doctor when they started dating. I know a freind who's an artist who's boyfriend just graduated medical school and is technically "a doctor" now.
Ryan Foster
>having individual folders for each gem
Adam Martinez
Centi, Yellow and blue pearl, holly, and opal
Jace Hall
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Levi Carter
The New Lars is just a boring episode. It's a necessary part of Lars' arc since he had to learn how people view him the hard way, but it's not really very interesting. It looks nice though, and it introduced his parents so that's good.
Andrew Allen
Gee Jasper, I can't believe your diamond lets you have 2 of those.
Xavier Flores
Early onion was shit Current onion is cute
Ian Torres
why she cry?
Bentley Bailey
Reminder that Steven jerks off to the picture of Jasper he has on his phone every night like the Jasperfag he is.
Camden Price
>No Garnet I moved on! I swear!!
I'm still laughing
Cameron Russell
It was the first time I've done it for a series, I was bored of wasting 5 minutes in finding a picture.
Joshua Diaz
House guest, Onion trade, Garnets Universe, Rising Tides/Crashing skies, Sadies Song etc
Brayden Bell
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Connor Myers
She relates to Lars lack of self confidence.
Nathaniel Ortiz
not for every gem but I do have a Sadie Folder.
Ayden Moore
> Oh no, the laws of physics! > I'll try throwing it...AT AN ANGLE
The whole bomb had some zingers. I was pleasantly surprised.
