Pitch a Simpsons episode that isn't very similar to any other episodes

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The Simpsons are going to explode if their speed drops below 60mph

Bart has sex with his new school teacher.

wacky races episode. The Simpsons participate in a great race with fan favorites such as Hank Scorpio. Probably would've been real good back in the day but I'm not sure how it would turn out now with the dull humor and stiff animation.

Sideshow Bob and Sideshow Mel have a contest to see who is Krusty's sideshow after a discovered clause in Bob's contract states some bullshit about not being fired

Homer rapes, kills, and eats Bart.

I think it was called...the bus that couldn't slow down

milhouse shoots up the school

Hear me out.

Baby funeral

Maggie talks and it sticks seriously let damn kids grow

While preparing for a yard sale, each family member brings up items nobody else in the family recognizes, and they have to explain the story behind each one.

Marge takes Bart to an art class to help hone his talents. The teacher sees Bart as an edgy, in-your-face prodigy that represents a new generation of artists, but also mocks Marge's art. So Bart decides to apprentice under the artist in order to undermine and ruin their art show. At the end, he brings in Marge's paintings so the world can appreciate her art again.

Meanwhile, a character from Family Guy has wandered into Springfield. Fearing that this would lead to another crossover if word got out, Lisa tries to sneak them out of town and back to Quahog. At the end she reunites with Meg and offers to hide her in Springfield, but both of them know that by the next week, any changes will be undone and they'll be back where they started. They exchange emails to talk, but Peter destroys Meg's computer because lol sad ending.

How about we make Homer an astronaut? The hilarity of zero gravity homer would be too much.

bart wins school

An old hippy named Mark Groaning comes to Springfield and is drawn and quartered for trying to change the status quo.

Marge goes to the salon and gets her hair cut and dyed by accident. Because of that she realizes that people don't recognize her until she talks because the only things that stand out about her are her hair and voice. At first she's sad because she realizes how unremarkable she really is but then she decides to use it to her advantage and be someone else for a little while.

The Simpsons realize that the universe is expanding.

The Simpsons consider necromancy.

The Simpsons find themselves at odds with an addiction to hoarding.

However things start to go bad once people start opening up to this new mute stranger thinking she's not going to tell anyone anything and Marge learns things about the people of Springfield she regrets.

The Simpsons enjoy a Sunday brunch.

all the characters have an orgy and then the last minute or so is just footage of the voice actors recording the highlights of the episode

The Simpsons calculate pi to the 10,000th digit manually.

The Simpsons develop an artificial intelligence.

The Simpsons pilot an airplane after its true pilots fall sick.

homer do funny scream

The Simpsons find a dead body in the woods.

The Simpsons create an all-natural poison from locally-harvested berries.

Thanks to puberty Bart seems to have fallen into a temporary-depression, and Lisa helps his brother feel a little better however she can.

As a side, more comedy story, after a temporary ban from Moe's, Homer and Barney decide to run their own tavern.

There's a bunch of minor/secondary characters who have never been developed in any significant way.

The Simpsons assist with a local couple's divorce proceedings.

Lisa needs an abortion.

[spoiler[ DENTAL PLAN

Skinner gets stuck working in a factory that makes sex dolls.

The Simpsons eat carrion.

The Simpsons finally ends for good.

The Simpsons take a walk around the city at night.

And episode where Homer isn't sad.

The Simpsons Just Fucking Stop

The Simpsons win a Pulitzer Prize.

The Simpsons drop an expensive and historical vase.

The Simpsons learn to knit.

I think it'd be really nice if Homer recognized Marge in the end. He knows things about her that other people might not: her eye color (hazel), her artistic talent, her kindness, and her insecurities about wanting to have friends and fit in.

The Simpsons watch a video tape found within a camera they bought at a thrift store.

Homer emerges from the primordial Ether, ready to fuck

The Simpsons solve the gas crisis

a main character dies and doesn't come back

The Simpsons experience loss.

Have they done a found footage horror thing?

The Simpsons make peace with God.

Selma's Chinese baby has a rare form of cancer but Selma lost her health insurance plan thanks to Obamacare. Can they get money for cancer treatment before it's too late!?

Homer gets eggs for Bart.

The Simpsons embrace the pleasure of death.

That could actually be a fantastic episode.

Look out for that grid on the floor!

homer get ipad

They just have to be married to Ned

The Simpsons awaken to a world they could have never imagined before.

The simpsons your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you don't reply to this post

The Simpsons go to the county fair.

I haven't watched anything past season 8 (and didn't finish that season). When did Maude become a main character?

Carly Rae Jepsen comes to Springfield and is at first put off by Springfield's residents.
By the end she realizes they're actually pretty aight so they all sing and Sideshow Mel says some bullshit at the end.

Isn't Homer's mom already dead though?

The simpsons family goes to syria and homer get gassed by a chemical weapons attack


>inb4 this entire thread turns into a political distater

the Simpsons doesn't need "original" ideas
it just needs to be funny
there's like several different "Homer almost dies" episodes in the first 100
and they're all good
originality is overrated, just be funny
They tried being original and we them playing Pokemon Go

Some time before she died.

Bart shows that be can be a great caretaker from Maggie after Homer, Lisa, and Marge go to one of Lisa's zzzzzzzzzzzz functions.

Local residents see this and start to pay him to take care of their toddlers. Turns into a Daddy Day Care. Bart pays less and less attention to Maggie who gets jealous and plots to sabotage the arrangement.

The Simpsons gets cancelled

Sounds like they were setting it up from the start.

The Simpsons adopt an inner-city youth to be part of their family, introducing a new main character for the show

damn it

The Simpsons discover the pleasures of interracial cuckoldry

It was done in the comics.

The ghosts of Muade and Edna start to possess some random women bodies for have sex with their husband.

Not gonna lie, totally would watch that

damn, universe

The one thing I miss about early Simpsons is depressed Lisa.

The Simpsons suffer an existential crisis when The Grid comes to Springfield.

They already did a hoarding episode.

Homer dies from radiation poisoning from the plant and Lisa starts seeing him as a hallucination/alternate personality urging her to take down Mr. Burns empire.

Lisa gets addicted to some kind of collectable and employs Bart as part of a sophisticated yet 'illegal' candy store out of her locker. Skinner is on the case.

>Lisa befriends some kind of asian girl from a weird country
>Marge tries to cook a dish for this friend when she comes over for dinner
>Bart shits his pants at school

Lets see.... uh...
>Moe starts getting more customers during a lunch rush
>No clue why Homer follows them
>turns out some start up company just opened around the corner
>all of Springfield is surprised to learn a start up company for rabbit burgers exists

What else..... uh
>The family gets stuck in an elevator
>they exchange stories about how they think Maggies love life will go
>lisa assume maggie will end up poly

Burns hire's Professor Frink to modernize the plant, homer accidentally becomes the only enployee.

Bart discovers Sup Forums. Meanwhile, Lisa discovers Tumblr.

Hijinks ensue

Ned decides to go to Seminary.

fuck you

My mother is already dead, what now spoiler?

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I don't think that would be a very popular episode

Homer gets a new job as this post will protect you against all internet curses past, present, and future, including the one I replied to.

Lisa gets to make out with a boy in a closet at a party..... turns out it was Bart

Are you fucking happy?

>Treasure hunter
The Simpson find a treasure map in a Yard sale. Burnes sees that and they go on a treasure hunt like indiana jones, tintin and scrooge mcduck. In the end its dark and foggy for the showdown and its just a mexican fun park.

>A tale of a salesman
Homer wins a special Duff beer edition. But some Duff beer fan trades with him. He gets something that someother wants. So Homer trades forth till he owns something ebay like and starts a big trade company. While every Simpson part take in this new business only Lisa hates it. Ebay and Amazon group up with fat tony to ruin Homer. Several actions make homer even richer, but the last one tempts Homer and ruins his business. In the end Lisa show outed Ebay and Amazone, they agree were bad and want redeem themselves. Homer is ruined, but got some jungle to protect some endangered species to get Lisa back.

>Social Homer Warrior
After getting fat shamed and blamed for his beer consume, he wants to go on Facebook, Twitter and fight for his rights. But gets stomped.
After this He starts his own facebook, Freedombook. There he fights for his rights and build a growing network. It get very popular. But than gets problems with the freedom and freespeech on his network. And he missuses it for his own purposes. In the end he fails due to him growing ignorance of why he founded it, used it to spy on the users, making money and the lives he destroyed while using it.
He gets sued and in the end sells it to china or north korea to get to status quo.

Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that’s where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and shit.

These all actually sound pretty good. Really makes you wonder what the writers are doing these days...

Lisa gets raped and that leads to her getting a sex change in order to rape her rapist.

>Carly Rae Jepsen
Nice taste, Famicom-san.
But Taylor Swift is better.
I still love them both, though.

Bart plays a prank on Skinner leading him to believe one of his old 'nam platoon mates is still trapped in a PoW camp and is smuggling messages out.

Skinner goes to 'nam to rescue his friend and Bart comes along because reasons and something happens.

Homer pairs up with a robot driving instructor and travels back in time for some reason.

Homer buys Sneed's feed and seed because he gets fired(again) from the his work