How did elves control every part of media, finance, and the judiciary while only being two percent of the population?

How did elves control every part of media, finance, and the judiciary while only being two percent of the population?

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cool it with the anti-elfitic remarks OP

Elvish nepotism. Elves will ALWAYS help each other, before helping a human. Just read the Elmud.

I'm just asking questions.

Maybe the real reason you're unsuccesful is not elves, but your lazy orc ass

I just don't get how everyone can complain that orcs are underrepresented and then be fine with elves being more than an order of magnitude overrepresented.

Nepotism and crying about every injustice they've ever received while labeling anyone who corrects them or questions the narrative as anti-feyitism

Read The Protocols of the Eldars of Valinor and you will understand.

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NEVER FORGET THE SIX MILLION WHO WERE GENOCIDED BY THE DARK LORD

It wasn't mentioned in the movie, but we can assume like in every other elf lore, they have a very long lifespan, which would really help in everything you mentioned.

Sauron did nothing wrong, he was just trying to acelerate industry development.

Ore waaa

Then why have Elves been kicked out of every kingdom they've ever resided in?

Elves are 5% of the population

>When you're the master race but an "inferior" race lords over/manipulates/generally btfos you

must be sad being a nazi, dealing with that inferiority complex

The Elf cries out in pain as he strikes you.

This thread is about elves, sir. Elves.

>elves are inferior to us
>they control us

>when you're such a no fun faggot that you sperg out about a thread about mythical creatures

>How did elves control every part of media, finance, and the judiciary while only being two percent of the population?
Elf pussy obviously.

fuck meant for

wow, what a retard

Surely you mean gnomes?

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what the fuck is a panahu

Why have Elves been exiled from every single kingdom they have ever inhabited? Why is it that whenever thousands of Elves gather in a single nation, questionable financial practices always follow?

GIB ELDAR MILKIES

It seems to me you're talking about something in real life, is there a race who is like the elves in real life? A small population who uses nepotism and bribery to stay in power and try to destroy human populations? I don't understand what you are talking about...

Maybe instead of complaining about how Elves have rigged the game against non-Elves you should just apply yourself, study, and work harder.

there's literally nothing wrong with being elvish

no

Rivendell elves aren't bad and are actually prettty based. Its the ones here that are the problem

yes, crackers

ANTI ELFITISM
ANTI ELFITISM

CALL THE DIVERSITY POLICE NOW

Because of Morgoth's autism.

Yes user, you could be that 1 in a million human bright, you never know :^)

THERE IS ONLY ONE SOLUTION

youtube.com/watch?v=KjHclWPVij0

XD, ebin meme fwend. You sure showed (((them)))

Around elves, watch yourselves

never trust one of those knife eared rats

>Rivendell elves aren't that bad
All Elves are bad. Even the most """peaceful""" of beach hippy elves are actually terrible, why else would someone of their own kind even repudiate them?

lol

Elves are just tall goblins.

If elves are only five percent of the population why do they hold 98 percent of the executive positions at CNN and The New York Times?

I think Sup Forums has been lost to the half-breed shills.

>DA ELFSS are the reason why I don't have a gf :((((
back to the weenie castle, loser

Elves are long lived but don't breed often. They hold positions longer, and are able to plan out live spanning centuries rather then decades.

I will be DEAD before I see the wand in the hands of an elf!

NEVER TRUST AN ELF!

fuck off EIDF

Is this real? Where are all these other races represented in Bright?

The Elf is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him an Elf and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I've been found out!”

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There was a shot of a centuar cop in riot gear.

>young populations
Is "youth" codeword for Orc?

Back to /dwarf/ you fucking hairy beta. Stop polluting my board!

Someone should edit Mark Hamill face on this.

>2 ounces of pixie dust have been deposited to your bag of holding

yes, good echil, good echil...

There was a dragon in the sky at 52 minutes.

>The other night you said the modern
world is a Elvish disease. Could you
elaborate on that?

>In the movement -- the racialist movement -- we believe there's a hierarchy of the races. Not just in IQ, but in the civilization, the art, the forms of government, the civilizations that each race produces... Why are you writing this down if you're recording it?

>It helps me concentrate. user, what about the Elves?

>user shifts in his seat, growing more interested....

>The Elves are different....Orcs are
disgusting and inferior, but it's
like criticizing a retarded child.
The Elves are...a poison in the world well....
The Elves clearly control the media and the banks. Investment banks, not the commercial ones. But the point is they carry out in those realms the same principles they display in sexuality. They undermine traditional life; they deracinate society.

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what the fuck are brezziks and panahus?

You guys know that you're mixing race with religion, right?

Brezzik are Lizardmen. Panahus are currently unknown

I just looked it up and apparently brezziks are lizard people but I cant find anything on panahu.

>He doesn't know about the eternal elf

FORESTS FOR THE ELVES, MOUNTAINS FOR THE DWARVES, HUMAN CITIES FOR EVERYBODY!

Everybody says there is this RACE problem. Everybody says this RACE problem will be solved when savages pour into EVERY Human city and ONLY into Human cities.

Waterdeep and Cormyr are just as crowded as Evermeet or Mithril Hall, but nobody says Evermeet or Mithril Hall will solve this RACE problem by bringing in millions of savages and quote assimilating unquote with them.

Everybody says the final solution to this RACE problem is for EVERY Human city and ONLY Human cities to “assimilate,” i.e., intermarry, with all those non-Humans.

What if I said there was this RACE problem and this RACE problem would be solved only if hundreds of millions of non-Orcs were brought into EVERY Orc city and ONLY into Orc cities?

How long would it take anyone to realize I’m not talking about a RACE problem. I am talking about the final solution to the ORC problem?

And how long would it take any sane Orc man to notice this and what kind of psycho Orc man wouldn’t object to this?

But if I tell that obvious truth about the ongoing program of genocide against my race, the Human race, Merchants and respectable Magicians agree that I am a Numenoreanwhowantstokillsixmillionelves.

They say they are anti-racist. What they are is anti-Human.

Anti-racist is a code word for anti-Human.

fuck off elf shill, dwarves are bro tier

>"I think there’s a resurgence of anti-Elfism because at this point in time Europe has not yet learned how to be multicultural, and I think we’re gonna be part of the throes of that transformation, which must take place. Europe is not going to be the monolithic societies that they once were in the last century. Elves are going to be at the center of that. It’s a huge transformation for Europe to make. They are now going into a multicultural mode, and Elves will be resented because of our leading role. But without that leading role, and without that transformation, Europe will not survive."

How dare you! Do you know how many elves were killed in the great burning!?
How dare you ever question them

They had a higher percentage of Brights

They might be giants.

I mean what's a Brezzik, Panahu, dwarf etc

I don't believe in heresy.

>be Feanor
>make the most beautiful gems ever in all of existence
>so beautiful Satan himself comes to steal them
>get mad, swear the most terrible oath that will ever be sworn in the history of the world
>former allies and friends are like "cool down bro, you're not thinking straight"
>kill them and steal their boats
>cross the ocean, get to the other side and burn the boats because this train has no brakes
>takes my entire people on a rampage all the way to the gates of Angband
>personally fight my way so deep into the enemy ranks I end up soloing nine Balrogs at once
>finally get struck down by Gothmog, lord of Balrogs
>my (many) children carry my dying body from the battlefield
>make them swear they nor their children nor their children's children will rest until we get those fucking gems
>set fire and blow away as ashes on the breeze as I die because of how FUCKING ANGRY I AM

MADMAN
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A
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Elf detected

>all dark lord followers are elves but all elves are not dark lord followers

the tag is missing a sword or somesort of chainmail armor for the human aiming for both faces, this film had a great concept but poorly excuted, it should be a tv serie

>tfw no elf gf

Well since it's obvious that the deathcult is made of people from a mixture of races, you can hardly call it an elvish thing.

Ever heard about someone who was 1/16 catholic? Half-muslim?

Thought not.

Stop being a good goy.

>this is what Orc Lives Matters is protesting about
accept the facts, FILTHY CAVE TROLLS

>horsepussy

If all orcs are lazy, does it mean they are inferior to elves?

>Human nationalism: a scourge that won't go away
>By Feramir Riverwoods

((Riverwoods))

It's just not fair what with Tolkien taking his inspiration for the elf language from somewhere other than the jews.

Elves a shit. Now a lizardfolk or centaur gf....

>Riverwoods
Sup Forums was right again

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"What is 'Burnt Offerings' in Elvish?"

His article the following week;

>Valinor's Elvish Essence is Non-Negotiable; A Response to Azog The Goblin

Feramir Riverwoods

Actually it should be since their ears are pointed. Get hip with the alt-human memes, gramps.

>make movie exposing elves
>get accused of rape

what does this mean?

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ZERO DAYS
WITHOUT ELVEN TRICKS

Kill me, Pete

Elves live for thousands of years, it's easy to control the lesser races in a capitalist society, just look at the Rothschilds.

>elf gf
Why would you fuck one of those fairy twigs, Might as well stick your dick and a little boy.