daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon
Nolan Lee
i don't want to die
Luke Wood
I mean, I like fantasy schlock too, but I quite liked the simple naming style in SU. An entire sentence about Recreances and Shardblades and Mistborn are for Sanderson books.
I mean, look at Kindergartens. Clever name, double pun.
Gavin Mitchell
Too bad
Camden Campbell
>Good job user. $0.25 have been deposited to your account.
John White
where do I join?
Carter Gomez
good job advertising the shillfarms on your own time, boss
>he does it for free
Matthew Phillips
> omg is this real Not only real, but about to continue in this thread, it seems.
Xavier White
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Hunter Reed
SU Critical was fucking savage towards the new bomb.
I don't think SU can recover.
Noah Ramirez
I love this gem
Eli Jones
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Brandon Turner
Tumblr doesn't. In fact, that pic is cultural appropriation.
Christian Garcia
So has the "Keep Beach City Weird: You Can't Hide the Truth!!!" book been scanned and uploaded somewhere yet?
Charles Fisher
I'll tell you a secret: Steven Universe is for kids, and they neither read nor care about your stupid Tumblr blog.
Brody Moore
So?
Ayden Walker
Pearl wears a damn obi as part of her normal outfit
Owen Perry
Ratings for Doug Out drop in a few hours time.
Predictions?
I'm going with just under a million. Can't see a Lamar episode doing better, although the ratings are trending upward since Room for Ruby so who knows.
I hope Jasper never gets redeemed cause she gave a fantastic trope-smashing speech about the evil manipulativemethods Rose and Steven used to get bad guys on their side.
If she doesn't get soft redeemed/antihero status, then you will only see her briefly before she gets carted back to HW. No way she's coming back as a full villain, she's no threat and she's already hit rock bottom
Carson Cruz
>Gem homeworld name= homeworld >Like seriously can you not use a invented name
Says the lifeform from a culture that named his sun "the sun," his moon "the moon," and the name for his own home planet just a word synonymous with dirt.
Cameron Turner
>steven goes to homeworld >gets everyone to forgive rose quartz by singing and crying >instead of a plot twist involving his mom being a bad guy she once again gets off scott-free >white diamond probably had a hand in killing pink diamond but the writers forgot she exists >lars of all fucking people gets brought along for the ride >lars will go full travis from FO4 and stop being a whiny cunt to being an insufferable cunt >trashcan with legs immediately bursts into tears becase nobody in this show can have any composure >cluster was solved in a single episode >jasper will magically forgive steven and the CGs and probably cry about it >homeworld is still 'homeworld' because apparently super-powered alien rocks are bad at naming things >garnet's gone from the level-headed one to being completely up her own ass with her gayness >pearl has stopped using rose as an excuse to be a bitch and now jobs on a regular basis >peridot and lapis have to have an entire season to undo the damage done by zuke >townies continue to be uninteresting and feel forced >no stakes >whenever stakes are presented they're just glossed over with steven band-aiding everything in one episode >connie went from awkward nerd to okay weeb friend to plot device >connie's arms don't snap from fighting off topaz and her insane strength >instead of having stevonnie form and then lose, steven cries again because stevonnie is a strong independent woman(male) who don't need no development outside of kevin episodes
Ayden Carter
>Heterophobia is not real I'm sure I'd love to hang out with this person
Chase Reed
>samuraicritical Now there's going to be critical fanbases for every cartoon?
>that named his sun "the sun," his moon "the moon," Are you sure it's not the other way around?
Cameron Cook
Honestly why not? Criticals are decent people.
Kevin Morgan
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Jaxson Fisher
nice bait
Joseph Martin
>>instead of having stevonnie form and then lose, steven cries again because stevonnie is a strong independent woman(male) who don't need no development outside of kevin episodes What is Mindful Education?
Alexander Bennett
What other way around?
Lucas Rogers
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David Lewis
you sound like a very boring person.
Brody Price
An episode shat upon by Steven breaking down during a critical moment instead of fusing with the risk of losing, thus bypassing the important lesson that you can't always win. Ooh, good comeback! :^)
Noah Williams
shut the fuck up nerdfag nobody gives a shit about your shitty ideas and your shitty games.
Adam Kelly
The word you're looking for is agate The nice thing about gems is that their names are also effectively titles. Even within that arc you've got holly addressing sapphire as "clarity" Did that one assuage your autism any?
Cooper Turner
They're not wrong, Connie was ready to throw down and kick Topaz ass. If Stevonnie and Alexandrite were both fighting and on their A-game then I could see the outcome in the CGs favor.
Connor Collins
critical-doc.tumblr.com/ This right is the most wonderful human being I've ever met and she's an SU Critical. You're full of shit.
Evan Watson
can i get the original picture?
Robert Sanders
That's because Connie is a fucking Mary Sue, she's never allowed to actually fail, unlike any other character.
Nicholas White
>fat male with black curly hair jumps onboard enemy vessel and tells them to take him to the heart of their empire Turn this bucket around and take me to Homeworld... does anyone have fry bits?
>Ooh, good comeback! :^) The fact you responded shows it worked.
Grayson Jackson
Get this fucking SU critical shit out of here.
Cooper Phillips
>made steven lie to his family >fucks up fighting against topaz on the forest >fucks up in her very first mission like a retard >caused problems to stevonnie by crying over school shit >mary sue theres being the voice of reason and then theres being a mary sue.
Anthony Baker
like it or not
hes right.
the show has been one giant asspull to another
Juan Ortiz
We named our star "sun" and our satellite "moon", then when we found out about other satellites and stars we used those names as synonyms.
Kayden Gomez
>agate You realize its her model number. >Even within that arc you've got holly addressing sapphire as "clarity" I liked this. It was above the awkward saying "sapphire" over and over.
All I get is >REEEEEEEEE >Stop comparing SU to any other fiction, pretend like its in a vacuum.
And eventually she succeeds! She was able to defend aainst Topaz who's like 30 times her size and like 100 times stronger than her! Whereas the CGs aren;t even allowed to touch her. WOW.
Colton Young
Harry Potter is for faggots
Elijah Murphy
why do you even watch the show then
Asher Clark
He's wrong on somethings and overreacting on other things.
Camden Watson
I would absolutely watch the shit out of a harry potter cartoon, I'm actually surprised they haven't done one.
Juan Gonzalez
this guy gets it
Jack Jones
why does chris chan have a wiki?
sheer morbidity
Robert Morris
she succedeed when they didnt have the kidnapped townies. if it had been aqua and topaz fighting the gems,no hostages and a fair fight, the CGS would have kicked the shit out of them. >BUT WHY HER AND NOT THE GEMS gems wherent on the ship.only humans.
Dylan Ortiz
I don't care if she gets redeemed or not I just want her to be happy
Evan Jenkins
This. This is why SU Critical as whole exists; SU is so shit it has to be documented and dissected for future generations.
Luke Cook
what im getting from you is >REEEEE >Steven universe must be starcraft.
Isaiah Long
Well, yeah, that's how it probably actually worked out, but you can just as easily argue that gems named their planet "world" and then used that word for all the other worlds too.
Ayden Stewart
>homeworld is still 'homeworld' because apparently super-powered alien rocks are bad at naming things try >homeworld is still 'homeworld' because apparently super-advanced spaceship building alien rocks are bad at naming things and managed to somehow get into space
Cameron Perry
This describes SU stans perfectly.
Kevin Ramirez
The point is that it makes NO SENSE that a little girl is able to defned against a fused Topaz. Connie is never given any realistic flaws, unlike every other character in this show.
Colton Fisher
I'm going to sad when SU gets cancelled; what will I make fun of then?
Zachary Lopez
wow this thread is full of autists. ill come back once all of you retards leave.
>instead of having stevonnie form and then lose, steven cries again because stevonnie is a strong independent woman(male) who don't need no development outside of kevin episodes Actually this was brilliant since the [NO NAME GIVEN] team of Aqua and Topaz would freak out that humans can fuse together and no one knows what they do next. Or this is what Steven might have assumed.
makes lapis look horribly out of place for the sunny ocean environment.
Blake Gutierrez
Just ignore the tumblrwhales
James Butler
What tumblrwhales?
Owen Gomez
Actually I used starcraft for a example next to Star Wars. Want to move to Star Trek? BTW: SU has a extremely similar plot to starcraft >Goverment forms >Goverment is bad >Form rebelion >Take things to far
I mean, I don't even think Connie is super obnoxious or mary sue, but the Topaz fight was fucking ridiculous. Like, how the fuck did she block that swing with her sword during the fight on the ship? She's not a gem, not a half-gem, not even a physically strong human, she's a 13 year old girl.
Bentley Garcia
>implying it isn't just about fan entitlement
Jackson Watson
>le filler mamay the leaks ruined it. but it was all build up to aqua and topaz introduction
Blake Peterson
meant to
Ryan Cruz
Can we please not talk about shitty tumblr? It's a garbage site filled with puberty and there is no purpose in giving them the attention they crave.
Ryder Davis
She's been training for over a year with super-powered aliens, if it was realistic then its impossible, but its a cartoon, so for all we know she can become shonen anime level strong by the time she's an adult.
Carter Gray
Someone make a SU edit of this.
Ryder Price
SU Critical makes good points.
Jason Robinson
Kill yourself landwhale.
Hunter Phillips
It's not as big an issue as people make it out to be. It's not like Connie was beating her. If Topaz was on the backfoot THEN it'd be an issue.
Thomas Wright
>It's gonna be a Lars redemption arc
End my fucking suffering
Gavin Miller
>fans have gripes about the show >you're just entitled! SUckers everyone.
Brandon Wood
Post links to best examples of SU Critical.
Ethan Ward
What bothered me more was Sadie's bite actually doing fucking anything. >gets bit by a human >lets go of sadie completely Is Topaz just super sensitive?
Justin Carter
Sounds about right
Dominic Rivera
This show needs to be cancelled. No one likes it; they're watching 13 Reasons and Milo Murphy's Law.
Lincoln Parker
man, the gems pallettes would have been disastrous during the CRT era
