*burp*
Morty I... *burp* I AM BIRTHDAY RIIIIIICK
*burp*
David Carter
Jonathan Harris
jesus reddit is cancer
Christian James
>girlfriend
I think he meant to type "mom".
Joshua Clark
...
Lincoln Bennett
she's fat
Evan Perez
...
Leo Jenkins
>no honey, leave the mask on
Austin Taylor
If I had a vasectomy I rather wake up to my wife shooting a bullet in my head.
Sebastian Fisher
>did you get the picture?
>take the fucking picture!
>good now clean all this shit up
Nathaniel Brooks
Don't even know what to say about this. I think i finally understand when people say "I'm not mad, just disappointed".
Sebastian Murphy
>willingly neuters himself in exchange for plastic toys
Jason Robinson
You can reverse a vasectomy
Charles Fisher
>whisky is already half gone
Elijah James
Yeah with a bullet in my head.
Ryder Bennett
that's kind of sad
Sebastian Sanders
>getting a console instead of a PC
filthy casual
Nolan Adams
>no space weed
Almost perfect.
Brandon Ward
You don't know if they bought it for the party or if they just pulled it out of the cabinet, nothing to be sad about.
Samuel Jackson
His girlfriend drank it waiting on him
Robert Sanchez
Does it say that on Reddit? You should go there to double check then never come here again.
Jayden Wilson
>Sup Forums and reddit hate eachother guys XDD
Fuck off
Asher Phillips
What's Reddit?
Anthony Adams
Jesus christ, probably he will ditch the girlfriend and use the pickles as dildos
Daniel Roberts
The only way you could know that in the first place is to be a Redditard, a Redditard that goes on /rRick and Morty or wherever OP's screencap comes from. This isn't a joke, you do not belong here. No one who willingly associates with Reddit belongs here.
Aaron Gonzalez
i hope she kept the mask on during sex
Jose Parker
fucking kill yourself
Julian Sullivan
I'm sure that GameStation 360 will take care of him when he's older.
Jaxon Martinez
white people...it's always the fucking crackers and their sick shit...
don't know if I feel bad for them that they're basically killing their entire race or just laugh at this shit.
Matthew Thompson
okay nigger
Jonathan Wilson
gf and the black guy who comes over when the bf at work drank some.
Henry Gray
Just laugh. They're laughing at you
Landon Sanchez
>Got a vasectomy
>Was too much of a cuck to just buy himself the console he wanted, needed to have it "gifted" to him, as though he isn't basically paying for it anyway
>Got an XBone
w e w
Eli Baker
I feel like posts like these are paid for by the company as a form of advertising. There is no one someone would celebrate a single piece of fiction like this in every aspect of their life unless they were getting paid to do so.
Jayden Green
>no Simple Rick's wafers
thanks, I guess...
Gabriel Gray
white people
Connor Long
is this battletoads?
Samuel Murphy
Do you think he fucked her while she wore the Morty mask?
Hunter Richardson
No. She fucked him.