Batman/food

I work in a sandwich shop and am building a secret menu.
Everything is superhero/villian themed
My question to you is,
If Batman walked into a sandwich shop, what would he order?

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Steak sandwich

Bam Ham

Is a gyro a sandwich

Nachos

This any good for you?

Dunno. Those eleven sodium atoms formed a long line.
He might have to come back later.

A cease and desist order

I'd fuck with a Two-Face sandwich.

How obscure would you like to be with your references?

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I have one of those already.
Clean on one side, hot and crispy on the other

>KGBLT

Not going to lie, that's pretty funny.

Why does KGBeast get to be on the menu over Penguin, Freeze, Scarecrow, or Ventriloquist, though?

Technically yeah
No goat meat sadly

Freeze is probably on the dessert menu, the other two are just harder to make food puns on?

Ventriloquist would be known as Scarface, and I'm actually surprised Dent is on that menu seeing how he, Scarface and Cobblepot are actual mob bosses of a sort. You'd think making light of them would be the end of you.

It'd be like some group calling their yearly 30s theme get together a Potluck Luciano and expecting to live to see the 2nd anniversary.

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I'm pretty sure copplepot would charge them like a name fee to even use his name
Have you tried the penneguine

Why is the girl dressed as WW in a Bat-burger joint?

the "Bane"
It's a big sandwich for you.

Something with really spicy chilli

You're absolutely right now that I think of it, Penguin's lounge does themes he'd gladly grab a piece of the pie. Plus chances are his promotion would mean it's protected from the ire of the others.
I think there'd be a poetic irony to Penguin getting money from a Batman property.