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meanwhile on roman Sup Forums...

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CARMELLA WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR?!

>punic war tragedy
>"non est me" starts playing

Is this mural pure kino?

>meanwhile on the walls of pompei

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waiting for someone to post it

THE GODS HAVE SEEN FIT TO SPREAD THE CHEEKS OF DISNEY AND RAM THEIR COCK HOME! PRAISE BE TO JUPITER, FOR HE SHALL SEE THE RISE OF HOUSE DC TO THE STEPS OF THE SENATE ITSELF!

MAGISTER PAVLVS

EGO SVM SECVRITAS VRBANE CVRA

I AM THE SENATE!

Not yet.

I am Sneedacus.

It's treason then.

>It's another "gay orgy is averted" episode
hate those

HE WAS A CONSOLE OF ROME

Fuck Caligula guys. It's 40 AD current year.

Gay post
Gay meme
Kys

Anybody else annoyed with the rise of Greeks in Roman plays? I am. It's clearly an agenda by the Christians. We need good strong Romans from the Empire, like from Antioch.

Aye Pontius pass the gabagool you fungool

post femina pedes

I'll be useful, sir.

I BET THE GAVLS DID THIS!

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occidamus Iudaeorum honesta prosapia te esse

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Curses to the emperor! His new edict prohibits single attendees at the local amphitheater. Luckily the colliseum hasn’t...I will miss the African Slave Robertus the Concessioneer as his figs were to die for...perhaps I can ask my father if I may borrow his servant girl, ÞJÓÐHEIÐR...to pose as my lawful wife as to gain entry to Pacuvius’ newest play barring a penis inspection of course

Credits will do fine

there was no internet in ancient rome. this thread makes no sense

>"The consul of Rome gets TWO SCOOPS of gelato, everyone else just one! REEEEEEEE!!!!"

That is just what the chr*stians want us to believe.

It was called the Via Appia you ignorant slut

Kill all germanic off spring be rid of the world of the blight .

Caesar's Feed and Seed (Formerly Repvblic's)

pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti from Pompeii.htm
Absolutely fucking nothing has changed.

>BANIVS?

finally

>What a lot of tricks you use to deceive, innkeeper. You sell water but drink unmixed wine
kek

>Phileros is a eunuch!
lmao

im on my way to the thermae when she blocks my path

where do you think your going plebs ?

>On April 19th, I made bread
what did he mean with this?

>meanwhile on medieval Sup Forums

>no internet
how did they have forums then you fucking idiot?

>if I take off the helm will you perish?

post you're waifu

>The one who buggers a fire burns his penis
Wisdom of the ancients

Plautus was a hack and probably a parthian too ;D D D D

Amphitheater adaption when?

you are doing business in the forum when this legionarius slaps your puella, quid facere?

>tu es magnum homo
>tibi

>Ceterum censeo Carthaginem delendam esse

the first shoah?

Yes Jews still spit whenever they hear Hadrian's name to this day. There is a special curse for him too.

Technically the third shoah committed by Rome

Salutations just being the best Roman leader of all time here.

lol jesus these people never get over anything

>go to the local theatre
>latest play by Cristoforus Nolanus
>it's about the Parthians' retreat after Carrhae

help me Sup Forums, I forgot who this guy was

>anus

>anus
>spvrdospardus.mural

:DD

Is it gay to like smooth teenage boys? I don't think it's gay if they have a feminine penis.

as long as you aren't the one taking it, it's fine

>be grug
>go to kinocave
>long nose tribesman demands three pebbles for entry
>drop berries

Depends, it's ok you are the top.

So many underrated repeating digits in this fabulous thread.

>implying
Women have assholes as well
Rooting a man's ass is actively choosing to do something to a man instead of a woman
Getting bummed is something you can only do with a man, so it isnt gay
The romans didnt realise this, and therefore their empire collapsed

>Sup Forums - Theatre Plays & Ludi Gladiatorii

meanwhile in real Sup Forumss

HE

no my friend, meanwhile on ANGLOS Sup Forums
they are the shame of western civilization

WAS

That's a tan, mate. Women stayed indoors all day and were expected to be lily white, hence the contrast. There were essentially no Sub-Saharans around at this point.

THE CRYSTAL

the newsreader is fake news
true Romans listen only to Aléxandros Ioannes

insidiarum cinaedos sunt

>. There were essentially no Sub-Saharans around at this point.

Imagine if you tried the traps aren't gay meme on an actual Roman.

LET THE GAMES BEGIN

this is Japanese levels of bizarre

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Sneedus' Granary
(Formerly the Brothel of Chuckus)

post boys you would go gay for

Lesbianus, you defecate and you write, ‘Hello, everyone!’

Phileros. Does that mean lover of eros? if so that even funnier that he would be a eununch

>Anglos
>Doing this
The Romans were right to try and wipe out the Celts.

What's going on here?

They'd get it.

>Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
>wondrous femininity
Even romans were redpilled af

What could they do?
I could snap any romanlet like a twig, their diet consisted of 3 grains of corn a day
If I was in rome I could fuck anyone I pleased, gay or not, and the praetorians would instantly recognise me as the rightful emperor

>tfw no prime boipucci to pound

>using Afrocentric sites as a source
lol no

>people

More grain is always welcome, pleb.

Yeah but you aren't getting it, pleb.

True bros

It's FLAGELLVM, anonimvs

fags

t. consumer of soy related products

>Play takes place in Germania
>Minstrels performs non est mihi

Can you believe the barbarians' leaders even demand a yearly tribute from their people for the pleasure of such an insult?

>city is burnt to ashes
seriously, how fucking unrealistic can you get?

NEVER happened
A Hebrew lie