Poppy O'Possum

>Poppy has long since stopped questioning things when Freidrich's involved

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She's crying because Poppy crushed all her bones.

>A meathead protagonist actually seeking help from a reasonable, competent authority figure instead of going off on their own at the first sign of trouble
Holy shit.

I'm sure this will all be resolved in a diplomatic and peaceful manner

Right after Poppy flips over his house

why does he have an eyepatch if he can see

Did he just took off his eyepatch to read

Friedrich is now aware of Little Birdy and that Chicadino knows he works for the Veil, because both him and the Lion monk talked about it out loud. So he's probably going to freak out about it.

The only thing Chicadino doesn't know is what he talked about with Magi Lila or anyone in the Veil.

Last time he thought she could go and threaten Chicadino she got her arm broken. She's aware both Valente and Fazzi work for him.

Also, there's the whole thing about him being prime minister now or some such, so she can't really go and fuck shit up. So what better than to ask the one guy she can trust about this kind of thing?

It's a monitor
Like Solid Snake except less cool

Fuck me I cannot deal with the baby mice.

Way too cute.

Yes, it's not like he needs it. It's literally a little single-eye spying monitor

have you tried reading only couple pages back or the whole comic instead of asking really dumb questions

Don't worry about any of that my little goldfish, just look at the shiny keys.

The meme of page-by-page readers is real, holy shit.

it's even worse when they get pissy about being called out/made fun of for asking shit that was answered on the last page/a couple pages back

That they can't just bully what they want out of the world hasn't stopped any meathead protag in the past. I'm kind of shocked myself.

Are those his kids?

baby sitting

I don't know, but I'm sure you can find out. We're counting on you.

Jesus, the first half of this page is heart crushing.

Guess that user was right after all.

i like how the baby mice immediately disperse when the keys stop jinggling

There still there they just scattered

Yeah those kids are gone. Hope Poppy didn't leave the door open.

Harley makes me sad.

i know thats what i mean, as soon as they stop being distracted they're on chairs and playing with Poppy's palm

What can counter Chicadino Lucky star? The only thing i can think of right now is intense noise

If literally every noise that is currently being made isn't enough I don't think an extra siren or two would do it.

Getting punched hard enough to land somewhere in a neighboring kingdom is a pretty good counter to most lucky stars, I imagine.

So, I'm interested in this fucking webcomic now. Is it worth reading through all the way from the beginning or can I start at a later chapter?

Read from the beginning its not that long

>Is it worth reading through all the way from the beginning or can I start at a later chapter?
Read the whole thing. It's like 150 pages right now, you can finish it in a few hours. Reading the last chapter will only leave you confused.

Start from the beginning.

all chapters are important to the story and things get referenced/brought up from even chapter 1 stuff.

ASL. Failing that, there's always the universal language.

>What can counter Chicadino Lucky star?
Counter it how? If you mean find a way to talk without him listening, I'm sure there are many magical means to achieve that, like the one Friedrich used to project his soul into the Veil.

If you mean in a fight, then there's nothing to counter. The guy can just listen to anything anyone says. He can't fight for shit. That's why he hired Valente and Fazzi.

>150
U wot m8?
It's over 300 pages long if you read from start to finish, plus some fan panels that are cute but non canon.

Even still it's a 2-5 hour read depending on how fast you read and if you take poop breaks.

>flipping the bird to a bird
Is this some kind of metaphor?

Yes, as you proceed to flip said bird's house.

I can't believe this was Morbi's endgame all along

How would it even work on an opossum to begin with?

>Poppy flips the bird while flipping the bird to the bird

Same way Fazzi's lucky star did.
Might not affect Poppy herself, but her clothing, any money he touched she's carrying in her purse. The flowers he sent her on the first day on the job HINT HINT HE WASN'T BEING NICE.

Not to mention Frederick is a magic user, so the lucky star would work 100% on him.

>She didn't sperged out and actually went to seek help from Fried Chicken
Wow, I'm impressed.

I think the threat of getting your entire house, down to the foundation, thrown into the next kingdom is better as a sort of display of annoyance. Dino seems like the sort that values the material goods he has so a massive hole where his mansion used to be would be a good start.

I would think anything with a direct contact with an opossum would just sound like tv snow.

They could probably nullify it if they touched the object he was listening from, but there's no reason that just their voice shouldn't be picked up by a magical means of eavesdropping. That's like if they didn't show up on magic TV, which we know they do since Poppy was on Ewe LaLa's show.

Echoes.

No. Find something else. This comic is arc-v tier if everyone deluded themselves into believing we were still in Standard.

>having to take poop breaks for a 2-5 hour read
Mate how much do you need to poop a day. One break is more than enough

Perhaps. But lucky star magic doesn't behave by the normal rules of magic.
It's possible he could still hear from objects very close to possums, even touching them, as Fazzi could bend objects touching Poppy, which shouldn't be possible with regular magic. Usually just being close to, not even touching, an oppossum, will disrupt magic.

I used to poop 3 times a day when I was active and had a healthy diet.

All in a days work for a hack writer.

I used to poop ten times a day when I was a degenerate reading comics in my mom's basement while suffering from malnutrition.
Get on my level.

I poop once a day, every day, around the same time. Sun comes up and body tells me it is time to sit on my throne.

My body is like clockwork.

Isn't that what you're doing right now?
Or is that the joke.

Possum magical nullification is usually only skin deep. It doesn't start reaching out til they get intense. Most characters who think otherwise are going off old wives tales. For example, the guy at the start who was worried Poppy would ruin his merchandise - she would temporarily stop it from working, but it would take prolonged contact to break it

Poppy was a dumb fuck and was treating Fazzi like a dumb fuck. If she'd been angry or serious like during the gang fight the LS may not have worked.

What is this furry shit?
Take it to

No I'm reading shitty comics now and that helped me start puking after every meal. But I'm down to 9 poops.

Had an idea for something Poppy could do with the knowledge of Chicken Dinner's omnipresent spying that's probably too clever for her to really come up with, and it sort of got away from me.

>Poppy knows Chiccy is listening to everything basically all the time
>starts intentionally cursing him when in private
>nothing too overt, just believable insults relating to her anger and frustration with the things he knows she knows he's doing behind the scenes
>basically just to mess with him since he can't really do anything about it without revealing himself to her, not knowing she knows already
>slowly ramps it up in intensity over the next few days
>before long she's talking about ripping off his head and shitting down his neck, flaying him alive and other such brutalized tortures
>she doesn't keep it up forever though, since even the most reserved and careful mob boss has a breaking point and would likely order a subtle hit on her friends/family/self if he thinks he might be in legitimate danger
>so one day she turns it into a falsified infatuation with him
>malicious loathing suddenly becomes a sort of strange desire, and fantasies of horrific torture become acts of sex and lewdity
>like the hateful daydreaming before it, so too do the sexual fantasies ramp up in intensity, delving into the most depraved and baffling fetishes a world of actual magic can provide
>acts of insane depravity so incomprehensible and bewildering that even Mary would balk at the concept of them being sexual in nature
>weeks or possibly months pass
>Poppy and Chiccy are doing some kind of public function, standing at podiums in front of a crowd
>Poppy is making a speech, and dropping all sorts of subtle hints about some of the thing's she's been supposedly fantasizing about doing with Chic
>panel showing him sweating bullets with this horrified look on his face
>at the end of the speech Poppy turns to him and gives him a wink

>bird mafia pulls out of canopy the following day

>fucking with the mafia like a pussy
poppy would just get brutally raped desu. Wouldn't be too hard to find her with clothes on and have Fazzi follow her to snap some limbs to help set it up.

or she could just lock him in a room with Mary since the mob is already terrified of her after the people they sent to her church that one time disappeared with no trace

>changing up the meme
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Implying Poppy is weaker than some bitch-ass fabric
Imagine if the only way you could fight the Hulk was by pulling on his shorts

Meme was dead.
You can take your memes to [s4s] if you want though.

Imagine if Poppy got her arms broken at the same time because some cotton decided it wanted to know what a right angle feels like.

I haven't read poppy in a while.

Is it worth catching up on, or is the author still purposefully killing it with 'magic human wizard in a satellite suddenly appears'?

I hope this lead to something interesting.

no
no

It doesn't teleport the object to the ninety-degree angle, does it?
It doesn't increase the tensile strength of the material being bent, does it?
I think you just really want to see some misery porn.

this literally already happened once in the comic
poppy-opossum.com/comic/poppy-3-page-26-2/

DON'T YOU DARE, MORBI!

>I think you just really want to see some misery porn.
More Petunia content actually. Younever heard of gangsters raping women though? It happens to girls who just say no.

>filename
But she only has one eye.

>giving her a reason to stop being a pacifist
>giving Poppy a reason to attack them
Her dad is a retired adventurer with a can sword. Wouldn't be surprised if he was far more dangerous than we think either.

It got fixed in chapter 3 with the winnings from the tournament.

Yeah I'll believe Mister Mayor being in the top ten most dangerous people in Canopy list.

Previously broken arm + harder-than-cloth cast != Poppy's t-shirt ripping her arm off.

>in b4 the paper was already touched by chicadino and just plotting a way to fuck up poppy's job

more harley porn when

He makes a good dad

Mrs. Z is a very lucky lady.

The chances of this whole thing not being a trap are very nearly nil, panel 4 is a huge tell.

>panel 4 is a huge tell.
How so?

That isn't relief that someone is helping, that face is regret.

He was about to snap her neck with a hankerchief

To what end?

He wants a pushover in the Ambassador slot. Poppy is going to start shit anyway, if he prompts her he can get her to start shit in a predictable way that he can take countermeasures for and hopefully ends with her either dead or out of town and disgraced.

THOSE WERE CASTS
CASTS
WHY DOES EVERYONE FORGET THAT
SHE HAD HER ARMS STUFFED INTO CONCRETE TUBES
FUCKING HELL WHY IS EVERYONE SO DUMB

>POPPY WASN'T A RETARD
Ffs Morbi don't go OOC.

Fazzi can still do it with regular clothing, though

>mfw the whole webcomic is just fanfiction about the author's pet opossums

Well congratulation, now poppy's clothes are full of creases
If she can't break her by imposing her hooves and angling those, then a fucking napkin sure doesn't posses the tensile strenght for it

>Check the booru
>There is a new Friedrich lewd.

She's learned to only go full retard when the only one at risk is herself.

>lawyerdog
no thanks

user I'm not sure you understand the whole concept of something being magically bent.

I'm proud of Poppy for bringing Freidrich in on this instead of bounding over to Chicadino's house and starting a fight with the whole bird mafia.

Looks like "barely keeping it together" to me
She's doing her utmost to avoid breaking down, and Poppy's unexpected hug was another crack through her attempt

Most of Flora's population is magically bent

Agreed, she's clearly breaking down from being hugged after being under tremendous pressure.