HEY BEN

HEY BEN

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Why does Jake need to do such a big back swing to kill his nephew? Surely a little jab in the head with the lightsaber would have the same effect?

TRY UNDERESTIMATING MY POWER NOW YOU STUPID FUCKING BASTAAAAAARDD
AAARGH

kek

THERES A FLY ON YOUR HEAD ILL GET IT BEN

>Jake
Seen this a couple of times
Going to need a quick rundown

TLJ was worth it just for the memes, these are gold

Mark Hamill said TLJ Luke is so different from OT Luke that he might as well be a different dude named Jake Skywalker.

>"I said to Rian, 'Jedis don't give up.' I mean, even if [Luke] had a problem, he would maybe take a year to try and regroup, but if he made a mistake, he would try to right that wrong, so right there, we had a fundamental difference," Hamill shared of his reaction to reading the script. "But it's not my story anymore, it's somebody else's story and Rian needed me to be a certain way to make the ending effective. That's the crux of my problem. Luke would never say that. I'm sorry."
>"Well, in this version...see, I'm talking about the George Lucas Star Wars, this is the next generation of Star Wars," Hamill pointed out. "I almost had to think of Luke as another character. Maybe he's 'Jake Skywalker,' he's not my Luke Skywalker. But I had to do what Rian wanted me to do because it serves the story well. Listen, I still haven't accepted it completely, but, it's only a movie. I hope people like it. I hope they don't get upset. I came to really believe that Rian was the exact man they needed for this job."

Jake "Pray to Snoke, you're a dead Bloke Childkiller.

NOW YOU WILL EXPERIENCE THE SKYWALKER FAMILY TRADITIONAL YOUNGLING KILLING RITUAL

SURPRISE CIRCUMCISION

Jake "fall asleep in my place, get a saber through your face" Skywalker

#NotMyLuke
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You like Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes?

>HAVE YOU SEEN MY NEW LIGHTSABER AND WEIRD EYES

Jake "sleep well in your bed while I cut you to shreds" Skywalker

GET THAT SITH COCKSUCKER

HEY BEN, GARBAGE DAY

LOOK, BEN, THIS IS HOW JEDI SHAVE

Why did he do it?

BEN, DID I TELL HOW YOUR GRANDFATHER KILLED JEDI CHILDREN?

This is what makes it the best Star Wars movie.

WANNA SEE MY NEW VADER FACE?

DOES MY LIGHTSABER LOOK WEIRD TO YOU? HERE LOOK A LITTLE CLOSER

Jake "The Jedi might not return but you are about to burn" Skywalker.

>Why does Jake need to do such a big back swing to kill his nephew? Surely a little jab in the head with the lightsaber would have the same effect?
He needs to psych himself up for it. In spite of everything, he still can't bring himself to kill his nephew.

Jake "you won't sleep so well after I send you to Hell" Skywalker

Jake "fall asleep in a bed, end up in a casket" Skywalker

>I came to really believe that Rian was the exact man they needed for this job
Mark sounds like an abuse victim.

Jake "in order to stop take a bit off the top" Skywalker

>luke gets BTFO by a teenage padawan after trying to murder him in his sleep

Why does Rian hate Luke so much?

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

IT'S JUST A PRANK BEN

BEN I JUST HAD A NIGHTMARE TIME TO DIE BEN

CHILL BEN
IT'S JUST A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT

he didnt sleep so good

CHILD MURDER IN THE HOOD PRANK (GONE WRONG)

high quality post

KEK

Clearly Luke wanted to teach Ben to never relax. He knew thats how Sheev killed his master.

He's a straight white male.

(((GONE SEXUAL)))

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY NIGHTS I DREAM ABOUT BANGING MY HOT SISTER LITTLE NEPHEW? AND HOW MANY TIMES I WISH SHE RAN AWAY WITH ME INSTEAD OF THAT HAN... AND NOW HAN AND HER BIRTH YOU AND YOU ARE BEING SEDUCED BY SOME LITERALLY WHO CALLED SNOKE?

WELL PICK UP YOUR BAT BEN BECAUSE IT'S GOING TO BE A PADDELIN!!

NOW IS THE TIME FOR MY MASTER PLAN TO COMMENCE, BEN. IT’S TIME FOR YOU TO DIE LIKE THE REST OF THESE FOOLS

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HEY BEN DO YOU WANT SOME BROWNIES BEFORE YOU GO TO BED

Jake Lloyd plays Bigger Luuuke.

Hey Ben, do you know what time it is?

SLICING A TRAITOR NEPHEW TIME
SLICING A TRAITOR NEPHEW TIME

LUKE SKYWALKER AND BEN
LUKE SKYWALKER AND BEN WITH A BASEBALL BAT
LUKE SKYWALKER AND BEN
LUKE SKYWALKER AND BEN WITH A BASEBALL BAT

Hey Ben, did I ever tell you that payback's a bitch motherfucker?

Meme as much as you want. I think he looked badass in that scene

>Ben: "But Snoke won the new rank of Emperor"
>Luke: "Yeah... after 6 episodes"

>You have lived to see Mark Hamill turn into Patrick Troughton

AHAHHAH

From Kylo's point of view, Luke was evil.

You forgot Luke's version

it was epic as all h*ck

The version where he still walked into his bedroom wielding a lightsabre with the intent of killing him but with less of an evil face?

I saw them all around today
They don't stop they won't go away
They love the darkness in my eyes
Help me find a way out when I'm lost within myself
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This. Luke did nothing wrong. He didn't want another Vader going around and starting a new world order so he needed to kill his nephew because his nephew is after all a Skywalker/Solo and he knows how evil Anakin became when he was seduced.

>"100 YEARS AGO THE JEDI WOULD HAVE HAD YOU UPSIDE WITH A LIGHTSABER UP YOUR ASS"
The original extended version of this scene was really something

I'M JAKE SKYWALKER, AND THIS

*ignites saber*

IS JACKASS

Pussy ass back stabbing emotionally unstable little impulsive bitch

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>Sup Forums still respects Mark Hamill after he sold his soul

You retards make me sad and disappointed. Yes Disney are to blame for ruining the character, but no-one forced Hamill to reprise the role of Luke Skywalker and turn him into an eternal virgin

kek , snickers meme when

>TFW JewJew will cop out and make it so it is actually an illusion made by Snoke and/or Luke was under the influence of Snoke

screencap this

Luke "sleep in my hut, you'll end up cut" Skywalker

We need to crossmeme this

>HEY BENNY
>LOOKS TO ME YOU'RE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE FOOOOOOOORCE

Didn't him, Carrie and Ford signed for a new trilogy directed by Lucas before he sold the franchise to the mouse?

Jake "I had a bad dream,it's time for you to taste my lightsaber beam" Skywalker

He didnt actually swing at him. Watch the movie.

It doesn't matter. The movie is shit whether he has an accurate idea of the events or not.

Jake "having nightmares in my bed gets you a saber in the head" Skywalker.

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Jake "Listens to Linkin Park? Get shanked in the dark" Skywalker
Jake "Come to me to be trained? Get cleaved in twain" Skywalker
Jake "Han and Leia gave me their son? I'll send back half of one" Skywalker
Jake "Turning into Sith? Get cut into bits" Skywalker

You only now realise how stupid the whole laser-sword is?
They fight like they were holding real sword that need momentum to inflict real damage and fend armor, but in reality the optimum form of using the saber would be little shitty jab or having the blade as close as the enemy as possible for the longest amont of time.
Actually the first part of the Obi-Wan/Vader fight kinda makes sense since that's how it would be efficient to fight.

Jake "In the dark side too deep, I'll kill you in your sleep" Skywalker
Jake "If you wanna be like Vader, when you nap you'll get the saber" Skywalker
Jake "Students of Snoke get dead before they're woke" Skywalker
Jake "There's Sith in the air, so I hope you said your prayers" Skywalker
Jake "Evil in your head, get dead in your bed" Skywalker
Jake "While you lie in sleep, I kill without a peep" Skywalker
Jake "If youre a-sleepin, then I'm a-creepin" Skywalker
Jake "If I sense you're up to somethin, Why am I in your room? Oh nothin" Skywalker

smoke?

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>give Leïa dices from the Millenium falcon as if it was meaning something to them
>They're still on the base when Kylo enters, meaning she just dumped them on the floor
What did they mean by this

TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT JABBA'S PALACE YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD

Ken there's two fucking beams coming out of his saber

>no one forced Hamill to reprise the role of Luke Skywalker

oh to be this young and naive again.

Damn I didn't realize that, good point

she can probably tell he's a force ghost and that they're immaterial

Jake "I have no spine, better end my bloodline" Skywalker

I can't stand this obviously drawn digitally artwork.

They weren't real. Luke didn't leave his.
They were Luke's thoughts.

>nicest person you will ever meet
>TWISTED FUCKING PSYCHOPATH