I met Sam Hyde in a Five Guys the other night
I met Sam Hyde in a Five Guys the other night
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'calls you a soyboy'
Consider washing your hair once in a while
go fuck yourself
Did Sam remember to ask you if you wanted fries with your order?
greasy haired mongoloid fuck
do you have FAS you inbred golem?
wow !
wow sam now works in Five Guys?
JUST
literally who
It’s called head and shoulders op
i met john maus and hung out with him
so fuck you
came here to say this
Go wash yourself you subhuman mutt
this is from reddit isn't it
yes i posted it there too
lets see your pic
And you still alive?
Sam Hyde is gay.
Let’s see your dick
me too... what the fuck OP how can you stand having your hair this greasy. i want to see your pillowcases now
Oh suprise suprise MDA fans don't take care of themselves, I wonder what the rest of you faggots look like. Go wash your hair, and clean behind your ears...I know you didn't last time user
god damn nigga do you use bacon to scrub your hair or what now I literally have grease leaking out of my monitor what the fuck have you done
how much did he charge for a pic?
HOT
CUM
a soyburger
Was it the same Five Guys featured in one of his Hyde Wars? I'd link to it but he paywalled those vids.
More like how much did he charge for a cheeseburger combo with a large soda.
NUTS
QUAKING
very closeted
can't come out because his right wing insane fans would probably kill him
sam made him pay for both meals and then promised something about t-shirts before dipping out during a bathroom break
r/milliondollarextreme doesn't follow any of the rules of reddit. Give it a few months and it will probably be taken down for being a "hate sub."
Was it this Five Guys?
who is this semon demon?
Not my best pic but at elast I do not look like a street dog drenched in lard.
I'm half chinese half italian if you're wondering
Did you try to crack jokes with him to get senpai to notice you and he did an awkward half laugh to make you feel like you were equals but really he was thinking "I wish this greasy fuck would go away"?
Sam is a complete dick to his fans in photos/videos for comedic effect but then gets very sensitive when they actually tell him they enjoy his work. He’s talked about how much some of his fans mean to him on a few occasions. I think he likes being an “IRL meme”, hates his “school shooter fuck da joooz!” fanbase, but loves the MDE fans.
thats formally chuck
The trap Sam fucked a few years back
EVERYWHERE
you actually do look like a street dog drenched in lard. lol rekt yourself nerd
yea
So these............... are the "people".......... who............. call you a soyboy...................... on Sup Forums............. whoa............
who's sam hyde?
Brush my teeth? What am I, a soyboy?
Orthodontists are libtards
I don't remember flipping off when having a picture taken since high school.
This guy can do better.
holy shit fucking shower once every couple of months at least what the fuck
this. kek
so this is the power of american oral hygiene
how many times have you fapped to that pic user?
One of the many girls who got bullied so much at school/uni that she tries to become a cool girl among internet weirdos 10 years younger than her.
She seems likeable, though.
are you transitioning male to female or female to male?
Hi Sam
did you ask him where the fuck the new hydewars is at??
>cant even grow a beard
>this is someone who posts on Sup Forums
what's her name? and please post more.
>lets see your pic
Here it is, now go take that shower, you're stinking up your own thread greaseboi.
underrated
Why all those soydudes hating s-sam haid? tfw to smart comedy for you
How do I get free hydewars
Only weak jawed soibois need beards, or nu-males and of course (you) Sup Forumsirgin who only as enough social experience to where only roastie high school girl will date you
>eating fast food without health insurance
Not the smartest move by old Sammy there.
>these are the amerimutts making fun of your dental hygiene
everytime it catches a low test alt-right fag hook,line and sinker
does he just hang out at Five Guys all day like BakedAlaska now?
remember when sam was a soyboy?
>1 inch of make up
I wonder what she looks like
>her
PAY FOR MY HEALTHCARE
>girl (male)
>that fringe
did he use a bowl to get that hairstyle?
PAY FOR MY CHILD'S PRIMARY SCHOOLING
>watch old sam hyde video for the first time a few weeks ago
>ha, this guy is pretty funny.
>see new video thumbnails
>like 40 lbs heavier
>completely ignore those videos
>projecting this hard
when will beard-lets learn
>schoolshootermememan
>eating epicmemeburgers
hmmmmmm
he has decided to paywall it permanently, no more youtube handouts.
...
i do all these things except the pot since i got divorced. i'm happier than ever.
is it women, or is it pot that causes depression?
did girls stop laughing at you after you put the beard on?
...
I think it causes anxiety indefinitely, i think the depression comes from the lifestyle not the actual psychoactive compounds.
I'll take blue yellow
she's not any of those though, who is she?
It is the lack of purpose
i'll take the italian one
ikuraz on instagram
>lets see your pic
Now take a shower, loser
isnt that a mexican flag
instagram.com
>those glasses
>that "beard"
top kek, fucking bugmen soyboys
do you really wanna know kid?
Haha the the Australian one is a chink.
you can tell that each one is fucking bat shit insane
Italy is not in that picture.
Tfw you look worse than sam hyde
fucking finally, thanks.
>implying italy isnt just the mexico of europe
Just here to say sure, it's bad, but nowhere near as bad as you might think. It looks like I haven't showered in 5+ days. Not the case. I had actually showered less than 48 hours before. To be brief, here were some contributing factors:
first, it was lightly drizzling that day with a fine mist
second, i believe the lighting is a tiny bit fucked mostly from my shit phone camera
third, there was another aspect i remembered before, but i actually forgot
now, that being said, do i look greasy despite that? yes
But the main factor was these two facts (#4 and 5). I have very very thin hair and I had applied pomade the day before.
So with thin hair, even the smallest amount of grease makes it bond together fast. Pomade too, esp day-after pomade. I'm probs in the top 8% or so of people with the thinnest hair. So a little grease goes a long way. You could take the grease on my scalp after 2 days and I'd look greasy AF (and it affects the color), but put that same exact amount of grease on a person with normal-thickness hair and they'll actually look fairly fine. In fact they might look better. I know many girls and some guys purposely don't shower for x days so their hair holds better. sometimes I shower at 6am, and by 3pm my hair looks greasy already. i've had friends at gatherings where we spend the night together somewhere to notice this also. Very hard to hold up with products, but it has a plus side which is it is softer. The pomade I used was also old and the consistency got fucked somehow during aging. It's the hair-strands-bonding-together thing that makes it look so greasy.
Do I deserve the comments? Sure, whatever. But to be so misled to think it's a massive hygiene issue, well, look at the facts. Plenty of people shower ever 1-2 days. Like me. They just don't have very fine hair, and all the other stuff.
stupid fuck i had him by the balls here we were gonna get fucking dick pics for it man. YOU FUCKING IDIOT YOU RUINED IT
israel is fucking disgusting
fuck off Crispy is mine