Americans have to let their water run all winter so their house doesnt explode

>americans have to let their water run all winter so their house doesnt explode

I've never heard of houses exploding in such a manner. Please elaborate.

>one 56er has a firework go off to low above the house

what?

>yuropoors

wut

>At least we have water.

lol nigga u dumb

SEETHING

?

I'm just confused you snaggle toothed inbred

im not even american retard

>Americans have to pay for the privilege of being treated after being shot

>so their house doesnt explode

but we don't?

Better than scheduling an appointment and waiting 6 months after being shot to receive treatment.

>Americans literally wear clothing in their own homes
LOL
O
L

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Kek. Americans are shit.

Is this the laugh at americans thread?

>Americans have to pay for hookers
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dunno why euros laugh at such mundane things when they could be laughing at our education system or how fucking retarded trade unions have become.

Your countries are shit compared to the USA. Deal with it.

>what is a lawsuit for medical expenses
>what is health insurance

wait do you really have to let your water run all winter?

No, but I imagine some rural people with older pipes probably have to.

America has a lot of the best universities in the world.

I'm from rural America and I've never heard of this. This is up there with "why can't Americans drive stick", "why do Americans put X in the fridge", "why do Americans where there shoes in [inappropriate social setting]", "why don't Americans celebrate [holiday that 90% of Americans celebrate]", and so on. All BS.

>europeans have to put up concrete barriers and have armed guards patrolling during public christmas events because muslims

*their shoes

where do i get free hookers?

OBSESSED

>americans get burnt in the shower if someone flushes the toilet elsewhere in the house

Well, why the fuck DO you wear shoes indoors? Or drive automatic?

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american engineering oh god OH NONONONONONONO

>my face mfw I'm a blond/blue-green Ameripure
>half to suffer yuropeons' jealousy and insecurity on web forums
why don't we just go to war and nuke these fucks?

> American have to pay tips

Can’t relate

i've been on roadtrips in the USA and i totally see why they drive automatic. the roads are so fucking straight and long there's no reason at all for stick shifts and it's very comfortable to cruise along with automatic

uh where are the free hookers? Don't hold out I'm you're bro, dude.

el goblino...

you are being le rused my dude

Bullshit, we just use your mom instead.

>post numbers

>Americans have to talk to a lawyer while being shot or else they wont get treated

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>itt we've never owned or had to upkeep a house

It's so the pipes don't bust jackass and it's only if you are poor af and don't have insulators and heating for your pipes.

We don't wear shoes indoors and I don't understand where this meme comes from.

Similarly, most Americans learn how to drive a stick first, then an automatic.

>double trolled
don't feel bad bro, it can happen to any of us

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or you are american, same thing

>richest country in the world
>poor

Where exaclty are you from again dumbass?

>be American
>go to movie theater
>get shot

I'm American but

>americans mutilate the genitals of baby boys regularly like it's normal and no one cares

>tfw canadian
Am I considered a mutt like americans?

because it is normal faggot

There is something called cruise control Moran.

yes but unlike America your country is useless

Americans are expected to give literal extra handouts after paying for meals because everyone is so poor.

>watching an american tv show

>ME EITHER

COPE

lel your country has charities why u so poor

>genitally mutilating babies
>normal

Yeah no

t. Jew

What are mutts such good goys?

>Sup Forums
>television and film

to be fair shitposts like yours are what make me come back

>people still think all this "banter" shit is funny.
inb4 "wahhh amerimutt is mad", I'm Brazilian

imagine wanting a slimey balogna dick

there's one country in the world thats per capita more wealthy, I think it's lithuania

nice try moshe

imagine being a jewish slave who can't wash his dick

They're called "european women"

t. mutt

imagine being brainwashed into thinking less pleasure if good for you

oh wait you don't have to imagine it, you're living it

but brazil is also full of mutts. america is brazil 2.0 dumb monkey.

Lived in rural areas most of my life and never had to leave the water running.

you're a fake American basically. Your're like America's foot or elbow.

Your second point might have been true 30 years ago.But most people under 35 have no clue how to drive a stick.

well at least i've actually had pleasure before

>being Hueheuian
sorry--better luck next time

>where there shoes

Uropoors 2
Burgers 0

>americans wear shoes and socks while showering
>wear shoes in socks to bed
>wear shoes in socks in doors

Disgusting fungal footed mutts

So do Americans

AMEYIKINS BE ALL LIKE I'M BOUT TO BRUSH MUH TEEF CUZ I ATE A MEAL
>FAWWKK YEH STUPID 56% BURGERS

It comes from movies. Are you saying it's an element of pure fantasy that somehow finds its way into almost every American movie which features people being indoors? Is it an Illuminati ploy to negatively influence the rest of the world's perception of American hygiene? Explain.

Its crazy how triggered yanks get over the goblin meme, needs to be posted MUCH more often ive never seen something get under there skin so much

>live in cardboard houses
>measure shit in feet and toes and burgers
>eat "bread" with zero nutrients
>get shot
>can't afford a doctor because only communists would guarantee their citizens not dying
>die
OH SAY CAN YOU SHART
AT THE LOCAL WALMART

nigger

>FAWK YEH DEM MEXICUNS BE ALL LIKE I'M MAD AT DAT 56% MEME. IT WILL NEVER EVER STOP BEING FUNNY

>Americans mutilate their penises

DEY B WEARIN SHOES NIGGA!!......
SHOES!!!!

>americans have to degrease there mayonaise bars to avoid contacting anthrax

And you yanky doodles say europe is a third world shit hole

>grow up with brother/sister/annoying friend
>they find some sort of nickname for you that is childishly insulting. It isn’t clever, funny, or even that accurate
>you find it mildly annoying, but don’t actually get that bothered by it.
>they think it’s perfect, and literally their only interaction with you is using their own stupid meme
>eventually, you get super irritated. Not because the meme is effective, but because the person using it is just so fucking asinine and immature that you don’t want to interact with them

You think it’s getting to us because we resemble the goblinos or something. But it’s just us getting annoyed at another stupid, forced meme. It makes me doubly angry that it’s just the “huehue Brazil is white!” Meme with a couple new mspaint arts, yet eurofags think they’ve come up with some new thing that’s all their own.

obsessed

>don't know what a kettle is
>put ketchup in the fridge
>have to drive 50 miles to go buy a loaf of bread
>are obsessed with race and still use the "one drop rule" even for their president and unironically talk about "white" and black "cuture"
>Think that healthcare is stealing while giving tax breaks to billionaires
>cut their child's dicks for cosmetic reasons
>don't let their pet cats go out the house

fuck americans.

I like that there's a mix of people saying absurd things for fun and clearly seething America haters itt
Both are funny to me

DEY B WEARIN SHOES DOH NIGGA!!
MUFUKKIN SHOES!!!!

Its mostly just mad mutts spamming OBSESSED because we finally know how to get under there leathery skin

Yes, it may be childish, but don't take it so seriously. It's not like you're forced to interact with or even read the meme posts. It's just one of many ways people express their joy over not having been born American.

yo quiero los burgeros?