Is it true Americans eat hot dogs at least once a day?

Is it true Americans eat hot dogs at least once a day?

Yes it's true, the grease from the hotdog helps me push out my enormous masculine poops, something eurodiarrheas will never experience.

Is it true Europeans can only afford to eat once a day?

fuck you user I haven't ate a hotdog in like 3 years but now I wasn't one.

t. Amerifat

>that tiny amount of cheese
Why even bother if you aren't going to taste it?

Four, Barb!

that last shot gave me a boner

You have shit taste in eggs then. Get off my board.

> Hot Dog wieners consist of cows assholes, pigs dicks and sheeps balls.
>Americas #1 favorite food

>but now I wasn't one
I sure hope a hot dog isn't posting on Sup Forums lol

>not eating at least three four-footers before brunch

>not liking dicks and assholes

exodia

Right? What the hell is going on here?

>American whore practices swallowing the BBC

You're an enormous faggot, son.

Those eggs look fine. I'd prefer them just a tad more dippy, but they're good, and the crispy edges makes them kino

They are overcooked and ruined. No wonder your country thinks this is fine dining.

Is that Lauren Faust?

I'm American dickhead. They're not even the slightest bit overcooked. Get your head out of your ass and get your eyes checked.

>toast sandwich

Jesus fucking Christ someone help

british cuisine

You need to work on your bait, user.

Every morning I wake up, salute the flag, say the pledge of allegiance, and ask God to help our president.
Then I take a huge shit and wipe my ass with pages from the koran. After a shower with filtered water (no fluoride), I eat four hotdogs and wash them down with hot buttered coffee (also filtered) and brush my teeth with baking soda and filtered water.
Then I put on my best American flag-themed clothes and leave the house, knowing that I live in the best country in the world.

so did the obsessed Sup Forums redditors who make these threads all day there get banned from that board and just do it here until it's up?

>no mention of packing a gun
You've failed as an American.

those are chili cheese dogs my friend

Where I come from they're called cheese coneys.

Pls no

I carry a concealed and suppressed pistol. It's not a secret if I mention it.

They fucking are you retarded.

>food
>kino

how does it felt to be a hotdog in a world of humans?