Star Wars SHOCK: ‘Disney bracing for Han Solo movie to BOMB, it’s going to CAR CRASH’

express.co.uk/entertainment/films/897314/Star-Wars-Han-Solo-movie-flop-The-Last-Jedi

Only car crash? Not train wreck?

>Star Wars bombing before it has really begun
>MCU will burn and topple after Infinity War part one

Is this the end?

fuck disney

>Car crash
>Crash
>Plane crash
>Han Solo

Guys.... they are going to kill Harrison Ford in a plane crash to get more buzz around the movie so people actually go see it! SHIT!

...with no survivors?

>Luke's dead
>Han's dead
>Fisher is dead, which means Leia is going to die before the third film even begins
>Now they're making a prequel of the OT, involving the first of the OT trio that died first, didn't even know anything about the Force before ANH, and is the least important member of the trio, a tag along, at best.
How can Disney survive this? Did they honestly think they can make Finn, Rey, and Poe as popular as Luke, Leia and Han when all of them are now dead?

>When Solo flops because of Last Jedi alienating fans, liberals are going to say it's because nobody wants yet another while male protagonist.

>it’s going to CAR CRASH
what an odd phrasing

Definitely. Anyone can see it coming.

If TLJ underperforms as severely as some people have been saying it will, I bet Disney will heavily involve Luke as a Force ghost in 9. They kind of have to, don't they? Supposedly 9 was going to be Leia's time to shine, but, well, so much for that.

OH NO OH NO OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Disney deliberately false-flagging and over-hyping how badly Solo is going to do so when it performs only averagely they can pay for a slew of articles praising 'Star Wars course correction' without the normalfags catching wise.

I'm onto you Mouse.

Why would they think this? It should be pretty obvious by now that fans like shit from the OT that acts like shit from the OT, id still be pretty optimistic at this performing well. Disney couldnt predict TLJ flopping hard so I doubt theyve got it figured out this time

>tfw Mark can continue to Jew them out of more millions and constantly shit on them in press with no repercussions
absolutely based

Is this a tactic by the mouse? Some fucked up form of reverse psychology to GET people to go see it by saying it's bad?

checked
we can only hope

>Disney speaks of "car crashes"
>Mark Hamill suddenly starts praising Episode 8
Mark's not going to make it through 2018 is he guys...

Duck and cover

Watch it being actually good and the best Disney nu star wars movie

Ham Solo.....amirite?

>The Mouse might not even regain the cost of buying Star Wars, saving future franchises from being cannibalised