ITT ugly celebrity offspring

ITT ugly celebrity offspring

Jesus christ

Post Arnold's legit kid

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>she listened to her mom getting punked every night by Ashton's schlong

Faggot

I would violently destroy her warm pushy and cushy/soft pale ass cheeks with the force of a thousand suns while I grab her squishy tits and her eyes role back from thick 7 1/2 inch veins cock. I'd kiss her after cumming in her , have her make us some coco, snuggle in bed together and watch her dad kick ass in a couple of flicks.

Sister is worse

Meh. I'd fuck her.

plastic bitch, would still face fuck and snapchat die hard of his daughter being a slut.

Imagine having Demi Moore as a mom but you come out looking like Bruce Willis

Not even the worst of the bunch, every single one of Willis' daughters looks like a monster

>The Virgin Heir
>The Chad Bastard

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If that was my male heir I'd impregnate the nearest bitch too. Jesus. Look at arnie.. he's happy as shit just having somebody to pass on his symmetry.

Surely this is set up for an inspiring Conan type story where the rejected bastard rises up and saves his family after the weakling legitimate children bring it into jeopardy, earning his fathers love in the process.

I respectfully disagree.

Willis wasn't famous for being attractive. he was famous for looking like a regular slob.. or enough of one that struck a chord with people.

nigga u faceblind?

Which one of those is supposed to not look like a monster?

If he drops 80 pounds maybe.

lol

>Willis wasn’t famous for being attractive

Robert-de-niro-family.jpg

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No the fat one is the legitimate child

its funny how the whore on the left is thrusting her chin forward to highlight how hers is relatively undeformed.

he'd look great if he wasn't a fatass
the bastard's face however looks fucked up and is clearly trying to compensate with his body

wtf is that tattoo

le ebin over the top comment

Oh yeah I know. i read your thing wrong.

Dudes in drag

>racemixing is ba-

The mutt face is completely hideous tho. Also, Arnold was able to be the way he was being 100% austrian.

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can someone photoshop and fix the chin of the girl on the right

>d

It's almost like people improve with more European DNA.

>racemixing isnt ba-

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please tell me that jaw is photoshopped

he also looks like a fucking horse

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I am not racist but god damn ... just ... poor little thing.

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Imagine both of them chinning you senseless

kek they both got Bruce's face

kinda looks like the adoring fan from oblivion

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Joseph looks fucking identical to arnie you mong.

OH NO NO NO NO

How many drugs was Demi on during the gestation of her daughters? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

even celebs kids cant dodge genetic lottery

lol

demi was not ugly

More xeno than Daisy Ridley

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doomed to look like a 13 year old forever

naturally the pedos will love her

but arnie has few sons

fuck my sides

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holy shit remove just a few mm of bone and you can turn this chad into the soyboy on the right

>beyonce and hov got a kid
>guess which one she borrowed most of the genes

She looks like vanessa and vanessa does not look like a high schooler

>this is a 10/10 in America

What did she mean by this?

Fucking lost

To be fair, in this picture her lips have also been shifted slightly more to the centre of her face, made slightly fuller and larger, and her nostrils have been slightly widened.

Looks like a middle schooler to me.

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*inhales*

wrong. This is a 10/10 in America

LOOK AT THOSE LIPS OHNONONONONO

niggers seem to have a permanent, dead-eyed scowl. Imagine the fortune that little ape is going to inherit.

Terrible mouth and eye shape

Ok, you guys are sure this isn't something from that old Conan skit where they did What if they had kids?? Holy Genetic Garbage Batman.

>tfw I'm the fat one in my family too

>be mulatto
>mfw could have been as hideous as this
I didn't come out great, but at least I just look like a pasty mexican. thank god

rude

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lose weight you fat fuck

this cant be real

does he have any sons?

>those proportions
what the fuck

He may be the fit one, but he's the cute one.

Even Beyonce's insane genes can't override her husbands CroMagnon DNA. Damn shame son.

hahaha

Is that the casting for Lords of Chaos

based

I literally knew several girls in 7th grade that looked almost exactly like this.

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yee

Congratulations user

You clearly just don't like him because he's not pure white. Face it, the baster is more superior than Arnold's true "heir".

>he could be good looking by losing weight
>doesnt
why?

don't refer to yourself like that. you're worthy of love bby.

he has a good looking son, pattraick or something

His son is literally mental, even almost went to jail for that
I wonder if he spent all his years trying to top his father's "wackiness"

kanyes kids won

Damn, never seen the Schwarzenegger daughters

the girl is retarded

Kid got goop'd

my sides holy shit

What a sweet little girl.

Are you fags or what? She looks amazing.