ITT ugly celebrity offspring
ITT ugly celebrity offspring
Jesus christ
Post Arnold's legit kid
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>she listened to her mom getting punked every night by Ashton's schlong
Faggot
I would violently destroy her warm pushy and cushy/soft pale ass cheeks with the force of a thousand suns while I grab her squishy tits and her eyes role back from thick 7 1/2 inch veins cock. I'd kiss her after cumming in her , have her make us some coco, snuggle in bed together and watch her dad kick ass in a couple of flicks.
Sister is worse
Meh. I'd fuck her.
plastic bitch, would still face fuck and snapchat die hard of his daughter being a slut.
Imagine having Demi Moore as a mom but you come out looking like Bruce Willis
Not even the worst of the bunch, every single one of Willis' daughters looks like a monster
>The Virgin Heir
>The Chad Bastard
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If that was my male heir I'd impregnate the nearest bitch too. Jesus. Look at arnie.. he's happy as shit just having somebody to pass on his symmetry.
Surely this is set up for an inspiring Conan type story where the rejected bastard rises up and saves his family after the weakling legitimate children bring it into jeopardy, earning his fathers love in the process.
I respectfully disagree.
Willis wasn't famous for being attractive. he was famous for looking like a regular slob.. or enough of one that struck a chord with people.
nigga u faceblind?
Which one of those is supposed to not look like a monster?
If he drops 80 pounds maybe.
lol
>Willis wasn’t famous for being attractive
Robert-de-niro-family.jpg
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No the fat one is the legitimate child
its funny how the whore on the left is thrusting her chin forward to highlight how hers is relatively undeformed.
he'd look great if he wasn't a fatass
the bastard's face however looks fucked up and is clearly trying to compensate with his body
wtf is that tattoo
le ebin over the top comment
Oh yeah I know. i read your thing wrong.
Dudes in drag
>racemixing is ba-
The mutt face is completely hideous tho. Also, Arnold was able to be the way he was being 100% austrian.
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can someone photoshop and fix the chin of the girl on the right
>d
It's almost like people improve with more European DNA.
>racemixing isnt ba-
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please tell me that jaw is photoshopped
he also looks like a fucking horse
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I am not racist but god damn ... just ... poor little thing.
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Imagine both of them chinning you senseless
kek they both got Bruce's face
kinda looks like the adoring fan from oblivion
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Joseph looks fucking identical to arnie you mong.
OH NO NO NO NO
How many drugs was Demi on during the gestation of her daughters? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
even celebs kids cant dodge genetic lottery
lol
demi was not ugly
More xeno than Daisy Ridley
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doomed to look like a 13 year old forever
naturally the pedos will love her
but arnie has few sons
fuck my sides
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holy shit remove just a few mm of bone and you can turn this chad into the soyboy on the right
>beyonce and hov got a kid
>guess which one she borrowed most of the genes
She looks like vanessa and vanessa does not look like a high schooler
>this is a 10/10 in America
What did she mean by this?
Fucking lost
To be fair, in this picture her lips have also been shifted slightly more to the centre of her face, made slightly fuller and larger, and her nostrils have been slightly widened.
Looks like a middle schooler to me.
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*inhales*
wrong. This is a 10/10 in America
LOOK AT THOSE LIPS OHNONONONONO
niggers seem to have a permanent, dead-eyed scowl. Imagine the fortune that little ape is going to inherit.
Terrible mouth and eye shape
Ok, you guys are sure this isn't something from that old Conan skit where they did What if they had kids?? Holy Genetic Garbage Batman.
>tfw I'm the fat one in my family too
>be mulatto
>mfw could have been as hideous as this
I didn't come out great, but at least I just look like a pasty mexican. thank god
rude
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lose weight you fat fuck
this cant be real
does he have any sons?
>those proportions
what the fuck
He may be the fit one, but he's the cute one.
Even Beyonce's insane genes can't override her husbands CroMagnon DNA. Damn shame son.
hahaha
Is that the casting for Lords of Chaos
based
I literally knew several girls in 7th grade that looked almost exactly like this.
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Congratulations user
You clearly just don't like him because he's not pure white. Face it, the baster is more superior than Arnold's true "heir".
>he could be good looking by losing weight
>doesnt
why?
don't refer to yourself like that. you're worthy of love bby.
he has a good looking son, pattraick or something
His son is literally mental, even almost went to jail for that
I wonder if he spent all his years trying to top his father's "wackiness"
kanyes kids won
Damn, never seen the Schwarzenegger daughters
the girl is retarded
Kid got goop'd
my sides holy shit
What a sweet little girl.
Are you fags or what? She looks amazing.