*puts soy sauce on popcorn*

>*puts soy sauce on popcorn*

300 DORRA GAIJIN!

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Can someone explain this meme to me?

People willingly pay three hundred dollars for raw fish on rice.

It's Chinatown.

>soy sauce on popcorn

this sounds breddy gud

Uh, you mean fish that was prepared by a famous master of his craft that has spent decades honing his skills? When you eat Jiro's sushi you know that it's the best god damn sushi on planet earth. Nothing you ever have for the rest of your entire life will be as good.

Nigga, reviewers have said that the sushi from 7/11 is 10 times better than Jiro's sushi.

>be me
>average Sup Forums poster and kino enthusiast
>decide to finally watch Jiro Dream of Sushi after reading all these shitposts on Sup Forums
>get hooked and motivated
>decide to book a trip to Japan
>get a reservation at Jiro's place
>waiting time is ONE FUCKING MONTH
>finally arrive in Tokyo
>check-in the hotel and tell them to get a qt translator for me for the dinner at Jiro
>next day I go with the qt to Jiro
>I enter the restaurant and I instantly see Jiro locking eye contact with me
>he looks at me like I am some nigger that raped his granddaughter
>sit at the table with the qt translator
>he instantly serves the first sushi piece
>he starts screaming and hitting his Korean apprentice and calling him "Dumb Korean dog"
>constant eye-contact with me as I eat
>say its meh
>Jiro gets even angrier at me
>be at the 6th piece now
>decide, fuck it and troll this old fart
>pull out my small ketchup bottle and start putting some on the sushi
>Jiro goes ballistic and starts swearing at me and wielding his mini-katana knife
>calls me "dog gaijin" and "dumb fat American"
>I slowly eat the sushi with ketchup and hold eye contacting with him
>Jiros left arm suddenly starts trembling
>Jiro has heart attack and is rushed to the hospital
>as the ambulance takes him he constantly screams "300 DORRA GAIJIN!!!!"
>mfw

> "I was born in Hawaii and ate a lot of sushi, but this was the best sushi I’ve ever had in my life."

Barrack HUSSEIN Obama

My naps after dinner are more enjoyable than master sushi.

Sounds like salt hell

Kek

but has anyone done a blind taste test and actually seen if its that good compared to others? i's more or less a title he gives himself at this point

...

>unpopped popcorn kernels

nice

HOLY KEK

i hope jiro got rid of the nigger smell afterwards

Trying way too hard here, kiddos.

>muh rice folded over ten thousand times

>"HIDESHI!!! THROW THE DISH AWAY ONCE THE MONKEY HAS LEFT!!"

what did Jiro mean by this?

OP has mastered being a faggot.

Where the fuck is Robert?

nigger monkeys are not allowed at Jiro's Kinoplex

He's spent decades taking dumps, too. Would you pay 300 dollars to eat one of his mastercraft turds?

No thanks, Mr. Miyagi.
I'm all set.

I’ll have the city chicken

This sushi place looks better desu

youtube.com/watch?v=JkeRhKnROds

Jirofags BTFO

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This thread has made me laugh far more that it should have

top kek

It's Sushitown

Beautiful. Do you have anymore Jack OC?

>sticky, hard and liquid at the same time
the fuck is that thing

Where the fuck is Robert you gook!?

I only eat comped sushi.

> Using cornstarch

For what purpose?

Sup Forumsirgin tier argument

>naps after dinner
you mean sleeping?

Welcome to the world of Jack

I'm actually gonna watch this movie right now lmao

Asians are funny

nice

> chinks build this

What do?

I thought this was German?

Nutritional yeast, chili powder, light oil, soy sauce
Hippie popcorn, that patrician snack and the ultimate "pass the controller bro"

What the fuck happened to Robert?

Are they alive?

It wasn't even good. I genuinely thought I'd learn something new and interesting about the sushi world, instead all I get is an hour of this old fuck blowing steam up his own ass. I came away knowing as little about sushi as I did before.

I'm enjoying it so far. I'm watching for the man, not the sushi. I'm enjoying learning about his autistic-tier work schedule and drive for perfection.

do you think anyone has died because of this dude?

that's what i look like when i come home from the farmers market with a giant bag of kettle corn.

>My son must do this for the rest of his life
What a guy it's like he only had sex because he wanted some servants

I would literally submit myself to a month of amerifat fastfood torture before eating one more piece of that shit.
Sushi is a food for fucking hipsters.

>Like how a katana must be folded over a million times you my apprentice must make egg sushi a million times
youtube.com/watch?v=vFP5xD2l3ro

800 DORRA GAIJIN

My friends are mouth breathing capeshitters so I feel no remorse if I make them suffer with my picks.

>put on The Hunt because Mads
>15 minutes in, "hurr I'm not watching any pedo movie"

Fucking mong

>tfw just got to the scene where they are shouting singing and ringing bells in the tuna market

Holy shit the japs are crazy lmao

Sushi is ok. It's not bad. It's not the food of the gods either. It's perfectly middle of the line, which is appropriate since (as our nipponese friend seems to forget) it was originally intended as a peasant food.

BLACKED

>THE FISH IS FUCKING RAAAAAAAW

>pull out my small ketchup bottle
SES

>Strogg transformation.webm

A non-newtonian fluid

I feel like there must be a less comically cartoonish way to make crab legs.

t. Soyboy

>"The reason is because women menstruate. To be a professional means to have a steady taste in your food, but because of the menstrual cycle, women have an imbalance in their taste, and that’s why women can’t be sushi chefs."

Who here /ryco/?
youtu.be/FRRM4FWtAVc

No.

It's not the fact he didn't make it right it's the fact he kept trying for another 10 seconds.

Almost finished the doc. It was really good at first but went off the rails when they started focusing on all the vendors and stuff.

>plebs still think sushi is just raw fish

Not all sushi is sashimi you gutter trash

PRIMA PASTA MY MATE

toppest of kek

memes on Sup Forums, ever making sense.

>I bet the Sup Forums filename joke will be just as funny randomly brough up in a Sup Forums thread.comment

Nigga I can buy a 6 pack of sushi for 10 dollars at Wegman's.

>Be Jiro owner of a three star sushi restaurant
>Charge $300 dollars per person
>treat foreigners like garbage
>Only have 30 minutes to eat before you're kicked out
>Sushi is also garbage

>Waaaahhhh the owners are bigots and racists!
Literally nothing wrong if they don't want to serve smelly foreigners; this review is garbage.

Not Raymond Scott - Powerhouse

Would they even let you use the washroom there?

>puts soy sauce in soy milk

>no one in Sup Forums knows anything else except movie stuff

That's way too clean to be chinkshit

this is japshit

A daring synthesis

some fag form /r/latestagecapitalism thinks Jiro's restaurant is the only one in the world that charges that much or something and that the people are being forced to pay that much or that they are somehow being scammed even though it's the best seafood money can buy being made personally by the best sushi chef in the country a la carte and it's somehow outrageous, the comedy really beats me too

This will never cease to disgust me.

Dumb analogy

>paying for sushi

If I ever visit Tokyo I'm going to his sons restaurant. Probably the same sushi with cheaper prices and his son seems like a cool dude

it's a substance that is liquid, but behaves like a solid when force is applied

THREE

Not for long

what is wrong with this man?

>When you eat Jiro's sushi you know that it's the best god damn sushi on planet earth

How the fuck do you know that ? Did you eat sushi from every single jap on the planet ?

a daring synthesis

underrated

i can go down to woolies and pick up two sirloins for about $12 and australia has the best beef in the world. these sirloins would blow this turtle fuck's sushi out of the water.

Way too forced and how does translator comes into this ?

I swear to god if i ever find that one single faggot that post Jack in every single thread about food i will fucking kill him.