Who was he?
Who was he?
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Nobody important
Formerly a huge mystery box setup for a surprising twist
Darth Vader
Quigon Jinn
>light side dark side
>gets cut in half
BIG THINK
Johan van der Smut
smoke?
Andy Serkis
Dude just turn your brain off he was just a really powerful evil guy lol
Mr. Burns
An inferior Sheev.
He doesn’t even deserve to be mentioned in the same breath as based sheev
I'm sick and tired of people saying he was nobody or did nothing much, here is a list of evil accomplishments done by Snoke
>played around with Hux using the Force
>connected Rey and Kylo so that Kylo would bring her Rey
>held Rey with the Force and thrown her around a bit
>told Kylo to kill Rey
short for Darth Snokulous
Snoke's poke and stroke
Solod Snoke
Johann van der Smut
He's nobody. His parents were Snoke traders who sold him for Snoke money
DRUMPF
LOL
okay but what did he do that wasn't pointless
>"They were filthy junk traders. Sold you off for drinking money. They're dead in a pauper's grave in the Jakku desert. You come from nothing. You're nothing....But not to me."
I didnt get this line. When was Sheev ever a junk trader? As Emperor, he would be wealthy enough to not have to sell Rey. Why would he be buried in Jakku when he died in Endor?
It just occurred to me this statement is a lie. In her memory from the first movie, whoever dropped her off left in a space ship, which wouldn't be something poor, planetbound druggies who lived there already would use.
lol
Are they really not going to explain him at all or are they going to in the next movie?
I genuinely don't get it.
Rey didn't correct him or anything. Did she forget the events of the previous film?
SHEEVPOSTING! UNLIMITED SHEEVPOSTING!
Stunned then moved onto new things quickly.
An incredibly powerful sith lord who we will never get a proper explanation for.
What the fuck is a Snoke?
Just shut up already. Not all characters in your beloved prequels are thoughtfully given attention
>implying it wasnt Obi-Wan force-ghost that dropped her off
the writers clearly never saw TFA
kino wars
it's like poetry
>"dude turn off your brain LMAO xD"
just turn your brain off you pervert
Wouldn't be surprising, she forget who her parents were after all.