Movie night

>Movie night
>It's my turn to choose a movie
>Start playing the movie
>Five minutes in and start doubting my choice

>movie night
wtf is this normie bullshit

>Movie night
>That one guy who gets out his cock

>not watching movies 24hrs a day

Ace Ventura 2 is the one always pick.

What movie do you guys want to watch? I'll stream

>It's your friend's pick
>It's a Rob Schneider flick

Nostalghia

>tfw I can't even pick songs that people like

I can't gauge whether or not someone will like a movie I pick. Usually whatever I put on bores the shit out of people.

>tfw smoking drinking with friend
>peruse hulu for a movie to watch
>see fistful of dollars
>rave about how good it is
>friend is immediately bored within 15 minutes
>is checking his phone
>asks me if we can turn it off

that experience really made me just want to never suggest movies again.

>movie night
>sister obviously getting fingered by her boyfriend under the covers
>she lets out a soft moan every so often
>get hard as fuck and fap in the bathroom, cum in under a minute

star wars episode 1 or 3, top tier meme-spouting movies

kung pow

>watching films with other people

...

>put on your favourite comedy
>they don't laugh or even smile once

>movie night
>forget that all my normie friends always watch movies dubbed
>bring movie only with English audio
>devolves into chatting night while there's a movie playing in the background that no one pays attention to

Can't find this anywhere

torrenting star wars prequels

I do Cloud Atlas. But I tell them it's multiple stories in one movie

Can't go wrong with LITTYKINO

i know this feel
i know this feel too OP

based Samuel

Dancing in the Moonlight by Toploader.

>Movie night
>Watch movie alone, like always

Army Dog

>movie night with gf
>i pick sicario
>gf whips out phone/instagram almost immediately
>misses key plot points and revelations
>movie ends
>"how did you like it?" i ask
>i dunno user, it was kind of boring i couldn't really get into it.

Ace Ventura 2. Remember next time

Always pick Austin powers

what do i do after 3minutes and 52 seconds

>movie night
>realize I'm alone
H-haha

Drive

>movie night, my turn to pick movie
>pick a Marvel movie because it's failproof with normies
>"We all saw that one already, user... pick another one"

hey for guys like us movie night is every night! i-it is right?

Ace Ventura 2

vaughnlive.tv/bepis12

star wars the phantom menace coming up

>It's an user pretends he's a famous director being interviewed episode
Me everyday

WHAT IS LOVE

>movie night
>Blade Runner 2049
>”I don’t know user, it wasn’t as good as Interstellar”
Why do I have friends?

>Movie night
>It's my turn to choose a movie
>Start playing the movie
>Realize it's always my turn to choose a movie because there is no one else
>Turn the movie off ten minutes in
>Go to bed and cry myself to sleep

>Be me a couple of years ago
>Oneitis is girl from our friend group
>Invite her and a bunch of other friends over for movie night because my dad got a big new projector
>We decide on watching Pineapple Express
>Lights out
>Projector on
>Start movie
>Ten minutes orso in
>Realise my oneitis is being fingered on my couch
>They go up stairs to fuck in my bed
>Pretend to be having a good time with the rest still watching

>watch movie with family
>forget about graphic sex scene
>mom gets visibly flustered and keeps looking over to me

Every time

>vaughnlive.tv/bepis12

Nice, make a thread about it

she keeps looking at you during the sex scene? very interesting user, very interesting.

My mum gets up and asks if we want tea

...

>watching a movie dubbed
these are not friends you want in your life user

>Playing vidya in my room
>Be alone
>Commentate on everything I do as if I were streaming

>watching holocaust movie
>scene shows naked dead bodys of women
>dad says "get aload of those honkers"

>movie night with family during vacation
>I convince them to watch the Truman Show
>10 minutes in and they turn it off
>they just wanted a simple movie to fall asleep to

They're right though.

Not saying Interstellar was a particularly good movie, but Meme Runner 2049 fucking sucked.

Khazar holocaust milkers

would be hilarious to watch Blue is the warmest Color with her

Pick Ace Ventura 2 next time

>Movie night
But that's every night

Fuck them user. Good taste in movie.

Fun fact my family has an apartment in 30a florida we go to every summer which is where they filmed yhe Truman show and the town looks exactly the same

>watch movie with family
>graphic sex scene starts
>OMG AHHHH COVER YOUR EYES user!

If my siblings are present they'll do the same thing to them even though we're all over 20.

lel

>put sicario on for two pleb female friends who never watch movies
>they both love it and one points out how good *that* shot is
was quite impressed desu, shame she's gay

>mom asks for a series to watch
>start watching The Crown with her
>constantly looking over to see if she likes it
>regretting my decision throughout the episode
>she tells me she loves it after the first episode and marathons through the entire show

Hell, if I really wanted to show them a good film I'd put on some Kurosawa but they'd complain about the subtitles

you know sicario is low iq trash right?

Something alike happened to me, changed me forever

>Big group of friends usually gather Sunday at my buddies place to watch a movie
>Everyone knows I've got immaculate taste
>I usually choose safe picks that are a hit with everyone
>"Pick a movie for us user!"
>Been feeling super nihilistic lately for some reason
>Throw on Event Horizon, watch with glee at how the normies handle it
>Railing lines of blow throughout
>Comfy ass horror sci fi while I'm super high on blow, genuinely enjoying myself
>Everyone now thinks I'm a weird fuck

I don't really give a shit, I honestly don't like them much anyway. Annoying faggots get super offended at everything and are social media slaves.

>watching movie with family
>sex scene comes on
>put pillow over crotch to hide boner

>painstakingly set my reputation on the line with my family in an attempt to watch kino with them
>dad talks through the movie like it's a football game
>mom takes the best seat in the room and falls asleep 1/4th of the way through
>brother tries to narrate with reddit jokes like a lets play reaction video on youtube
>sister looks at her phone the whole time, never had any interest in watching it

no but thanks for telling me bro

Event Horizon sucks

soyboy

watching movies with normies is suffering anyway, they'll talik over the important parts, not understand the significance of some key scenes etc.
most of the time it's just worth it to actually give a shit about the selection

>watch Secret of Kells
>not even 5 minutes in one girls says "this looks stupid"
>continues to stare into her phone for the entire rest of the movie
tfw

>How to spot a massive faggot 101

Try ace ventura 2 next time

*not worth it

I am shocked by how many people can't sit through 15 minutes of an accessible classic like Fistful of Dollars or The Shining without losing interest and going on their phones.

>watching paranormal activity and laughing at all the stupid shit with my bros and hos

I might have been a Chad unknowingly

Sicario isn't really a movie I'd show to women. The realpolitik themes in it makes them uncomfortable.

already seen it 4 times, I love it but I like to savour it

It's because we don't want to miss out on what's going on on Twitter/Facebook/Instagram, al though me personally I just take snaps of weird faces and scenes

the room

>movie night

If every night isn't movie night you don't belong here. If no night is movie night you belong here.

what's it like having an IQ of 88

need to restart...

steam will be up shortly

I'll fite u irl

my life is better than yours

>al though me personally I just take snaps of weird faces and scenes
My friends do this too. I try to ignore it and pretend I don't notice.

ignorance is bliss

I pick comedies for this reason; any serious movie bores them too quickly, and a comedy they'll usually sit through and get at least a couple of chuckles out of it even if it's not entirely their thing.

had a movie weekend with friends last weekend watched
Fanatastic planet
A Field in england
Kill List
Without Name
The Descent
Bone Tomahawk
The last jedi (went to theaters)

Friends liked pretty much all the movies, their favs where field in england and kill list. You guys just have shit friends honestly.

Holy shit, literally happened to me last week. Get told I shouldn't sympathize with Mexicans because of a movie.
>Bitch, did you pay attention to anything?

what am I ignorant of, exactly? that sicario isn't Sup Forums approved? that's deep man

Even Horizon is objectively terrible.

So you only belong here if you watch movies every night or if you don't watch any movies?

>objectively

that's exactly what he said, yes

>tfw your gf falls asleep on your chest while you watch a film so you just enjoy it by yourself while holding her lovingly

FUCK OFF
REEEEEEEEEEE

>it's an user rehearses a list of his influences and how they shaped and informed his aesthetic

>tfw youre interested in a movie that isn't particularly her thing but she encourages you to put it on anyway and does her best to enjoy it

people want to have fun when they hang around other people, they dont want to sit around in silence watching a film. be less fucking boring

LITERALLY THIS

I also do this thing where I pretend I'm doing charity. Like I'll go to a children hospital and helm a short movie starring sick children and all profits go to the hospital

Seek help. This is genuine illness