Let's talk about this character. Where does one begin with her?

Let's talk about this character. Where does one begin with her?

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If you want classic horror Vampirella start with the original Warren magazine. It's best described as morbid cheesecake.

If you're looking for a more story driven stuff star with the Harris comic Vengeance of Vampirella, and keep reading the books until the end of Mark Millar's run, these are 90s bad girl books at their best the ammount of talent is staggering.

If you hate Vampirella and the female form read the Dynamite books. They reboot every other year with some new absurd premise. These books are only worth it for the variant coves which are pretty good most of the time.

I think the current one is pretty fun in a watching a car crash kinda way. I might storytime it in the next few days to laugh at it.

>Where does one begin with her?

BY placing her on a big fat cock

Issue #0 of the current reboot I thought was really intriguing. It was the first Vampirella book I've ever read. The first issue was just alright, but had potential though. What I hated was her design. In this cover, the design actually looks really sexy and cool, almost like Bayonetta. In the actual book, it looks too conservative and boring. Maybe it's the artist because on a lot of variant covers, it looks better. I also hated the shorter dyke hair on her. I don't know much about Vampirella, but it seems like she should be feminine and sexy.

Although, in a way, the new outfit looks even skankier, kinda like she's a prostitute selling her body on the corner of some seedy street.

Why would I place her on anything but my own tiny dick?

I actually liked the explanation that in a future where normal people walk around wearing nothing but a strap-on and pasties her more conservative dress stands out and is more shocking than something like her classic outfit would be. But I may just be biased because I find it cute.

>Where does one begin with her?
any issue #1. She gets retconned more often than Donna Troy- last few series has her reaching the zen of "I really don't care anymore about my Secret Origins, I'm just here to kick assess"

It was my first time with Vampirella (kek) and I knew it wasn't going to be like that going in, but I really wanted a more traditional Vampirella. The first few issues, while good, also seemed a tad SJW to me and that rubs me the wrong way.

That said, I do kinda like her attitude though.

>where does one begin with her?
Are you gay or somethings?

I just know that one and im okay with that.

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Just don't read anything by Dynamite.

If you want a single "starting point" then read Morning In America by Kurt Busiek.

This list also needs the art books section expanded. There are some REALLY nice ones that have come out since. Pretty much any Vampirella art book is cool really.

OP IGNORE EVERYTHING IN THIS THREAD EXCEPT THIS:

I kinda like Vera Bambi's Vampirella cosplay a bit more.

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What's so bad about the Dynamite stuff?

>Just don't read anything by Dynamite.
I don't agree. The first two volumes by Trautman were good.

Better video:

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This is basically why I no longer go to cons, I'm mostly trying to evade getting an erection in public the whole time I was on them because of the change on demographic attending them.

>Where does one begin with her?

Rule34 or sankakucomplex.

I want to go to cons and pick up qt cosplay babes like her.

I know I can do it if I just work on myself. And then I'm going to have hot cosplay sex.

If Vampirella were a guest character in a fighting game, what fighting game would you want her to be in?

It's fucking GARBAGE and has NOTHING to do with the traditional version of the character.

Can you explain why?

Mortal Kombat is just about the only one she'd fit into.

What part of "has NOTHING to do with the traditional version of the character" do you not understand? Irredeemable writing and shit art make it even worse.

Read Busiek's mini. Just make sure you read the full-color original and not the black-and-white reprint. THAT'S Vampirella.

She really would, especially if they dropped the semi-realistic faces and artstyle of the last MK game and went back to the trashy 90's comic book art of MK9.

Injustice? Darkstalkers?

Hey man, I just wanted a bit more detail than that.

Well one of those has been dead for two decades and Injustice would already have a bunch of vampires and other spooky girls from DC.

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>Injustice would already have a bunch of vampires and other spooky girls from DC.
Like who?

Oh, that's a good one.

>Mira vs. Vampirella

Start here of course

I think she'd fit in with the Darkstalkers games.

She can kiss I mean fight Morrigan

Like I said, it's fun in a car crash way. Killer clown cops with exploding pies and literal god emperor Trump played straight crack me up. The whole thing is absurd, even more so because it comes across as genuine. Plus a part of me likes thinking of it as Blood Angels fan fiction.

Well I like to start with kissing their neck and some light biting, then you stimulate their nipples, suck on them a little and apply slight pressure with your teeth while licking.

Then you kiss them down to their vagina and lick and slightly suck around their clit, work your way back up and kiss them and slightly bite their lip, then insert yourself inside them.

what about kevin lau's take on vampirella?

does that count or is treated as a totally different character?

So which art book has the most lewd? Asking for a friend.

There's two things Dynamite does constantly, One covering her up every chance they get and patting themselves on the back and chastising the reader for wanting to see the red one piece, but at same time selling cheesecake variant covers

the big change story wise is Vampirella being an alien from a planet of vampires is completely retconned from Dynamite, which storywise is the backbone for all the old stories, and changes her power set to that of a generic vampire. her role in the Dynamite books is just that of a generic self hating vampire hunter of vampires.

that wouldn't be so bad but again Dynamite loves to poke the old Vampirella fans (who are the only fans book only sells 4K a month) and tell the reader constantly that the alien origin is stupid.

Vampi, is treated separately like Witchblade and sWitch.

it's the same character in like a cyberpunk future fighting white supremacists dressed as George Washington meets Uncle Sam.

not recommended unless you like that gritty late 90's American Anime artstyle.

This. Seriously, fuck Dynamite.

Good luck with that, there are hundreds after each one of them, you must have something special or be really lucky.

Trick question.

Is that supposed to be Lenin?

>Draw a succubus in a parody of a vampire's cover
What did Udon mean by this?

why the heck is this variant listed at $20, its not even that good.

Oh fuck, this is sweet. I really want to buy this.

Fun fact: one of the original designs of Morrigan was directly based on Vampirella. In fact, it was actually pretty much just straight up Vampi with a few details changed. And Morrigan was originally going to be a vampire as well.

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Could someone please storytime this, I'd like to buy it when I get my next paycheck but I'm curious if I'd like it since I've never read any vampirella stuff.

Yes...

>skull-bat coming off the back
>One of Talbain's had a wolf head and pelt doing a similar thing

Man, someone really wanted to have a character using summons. Must have been relieved when Donovan was a thing.

I wouldn't let Vampirella shit on me but I'd totally let her piss all over me if given the chance.

Source? Also more stuff like this in general? I like it when comics aren't afraid of showing that hot women aren't perfect and have to shit and piss too.

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The fuck am I looking at?

A woman bleeding out for a really big hole on her chest, seems like a inside-out wound.

B-b-but that's not what I asked for.

Full mini is here (along with the Army of Darkness crossover and the Dawn crossover): look in the "misc crossovers" section

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It's as skimpy as the official one Harris used to hire models to wear every year at cons. Cathy Christian was my reason for living back then.

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>Source?
Kath's short lived run. She changes costumes in the same issue to like knock off Dino Crisis look

>that time when Dynamite Comics tried placating to sjw's

"Cons" used to be COMIC BOOK CONVENTIONS and they were VERY different environments when they were. You used to be able to buy literal PORN from artists like Larry Welz.

whatever happened to this?
I remember the big PR release and the SJW blog rounds going crazy for it. Did it die a quick death?

Do we have slutty Red Sonja, Tharja and Vampirella back?

I remember reading the first issue and in-story she was only wearing it because people were tracking her identity or something. Seems like Dynamite only did it for PR but intended to roll it back eventually. I didn't keep reading to see if it happened though because the layouts were fucking awful.

I actually kinda like this outfit but didn't someone prove that this was ripped off of Claire Redfield's look from RE1?

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From a chest burster

is this a good comic to read if im into femdom

Dead or Alive prides itself on fanservicey characters. She'd fit right in.

'Course, she'd just be a DLC costume these days.

I dont see the problem with this if it was a battle outfit for really serious fights or something, but fully change a character to appease sjws and insult cheesecake fans is disgusting.

She is right now THE ONLY SLUTTY VAMPIRE character in any form of media known, its not fair that assholes like dynamite want to eliminate that, that swimsuit is just as much part of her identity as anything else, taking that just eliminates the main reason she exists.

You want to cover her up? Just give her a cloak, thats all!

Its stylish, it allows for her to still wear the swimsuit, it can allow for cool imponent scenes when shit goes down, she should have kept a cloak ages ago, instead of only using it on variant covers.

>SJWs like Claire Redfield

On this, we agree.

*RE2, my bad

>Be 14
>No big public internet yet
>Buying Playboys like a madman at a comic book show because they don't care
Oh the good ole days

For what it is worth, it's an awesome design. It's like a mix between Castlevania and Claire Redfield.

Why would a vampire need to go to the bathroom?

not sure her lore is huge

Don't do the kate Lelth stuff

what happened is that SJWs took their "win" then continued not reading her comic book as usual

Don't worry, no one can see your tiny erection

This.

SJWs make a ton of noise, which got them a lot of short term wins, but comic companies are gradually realizing they don't actually read, much less buy, comics.

I'm half black, most of my blackness went to my dick.

they made aliens and predators fight EVERYONE didnt they?