It's Homer's 61st birthday, Sup Forums

It's Homer's 61st birthday, Sup Forums

>the Simpsons takes place in Northwest Territories

really activates the ol noggin

where are you getting that?

>Springfield, NT

>WT. 240
suuuuure

>Blue eyes
>Blue
Where?

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>Homer is 6 ft tall
what

David Silverman joked that the state Springfield is in is called "North Tacoma". Because NT and TA are both used as abbreviations for Springfield's state on license plates, documents, etc. throughout the show.

that was considered exceptionally obese at the time.

For the longest time people grew up knowing Homer as a baby boomer. But since the show is a floating timeline, and since Homer is perpetually ~40, he's now a Gen Xer. And in five years he will be a millennial.

Otto is 54.

Mr. Krabs is 75.

That license is fake tho

Frankie Foster is 34.

hmm

Bulimia

What's up with homers hair?

>hairs

>Im fatter and shorter than Homer

>38 years and that's all I have to show for it.
>You're 61
>AAAAAAAHHHHHH!

Jay Sherman is fifty-nine.

user, she's only 32, she'll turn 33 in July.

>Homer was in his early 30s when the show began
For the life of me I thought he was at least pushing forty.

S1 Homer definitely has that "I've been working a crap job for low pay for far too long" feel to him that takes years to acquire.

Arnold is...uh

SpongeBob's turning 31 in July
Cartman's turning 28 in July
Ponka Po turned 23 two weeks ago
Mickey's potentially the oldest living English-speaking being alive.

Pepper Ann will be thirty-two in September while Candace will by twenty-five this August.

Pete's older than Mickey. he first appeared in 1925.

>born: YES
Shiiiiieeeeeet.

I was here for the same thread last year. I've been here too long.

Chris is 32.

Alive?

Kek

So is Dan most likely though I could buy him being held back ten years in school.

Marge and Homer were always referred to as being 34 and 36 in the classic seasons. Around Season 10, the show somewhat inexplicably bumped their ages up a few years. On the DVD commentary for The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace, one of the writers claims that "At this time, a bunch of us were pushing 40 so we aged Homer up slightly so as to not feel so old."

>too stupid to math

>tfw gf is 5'8 and 125 pounds
>sex in the dark
>pretend it's frankie

Bart is 47.

>Im fatter and shorter than homer fucking Simpson.

Go ahead. Kill me

That was a fake id, dummy.

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it's not december 5th though...

Ned is 78.

>6'0
>150 lbs

That seems underweight.

>Born: YES

It's fairly obviously Oregon.

alien

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It's actually right at weight, I'm 6ft 135 and underweight though.

No fucking shit.

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Hoo boy, I really need to get some rest. This was far too funny to me just now.

>handcuffs
Whyboner.jpg

This scene will never not be funny to me

In the US you can just lie about your height on your license. They don't actually measure you.

W-what happens if you aren't born in the Hey Arnold universe

>Born: YES

Poison Ivy is 52

Homer's partial ZIP code indicates he lives in Michigan.

Lol no way Dan was in his Mid-30's.

>literally me

This image keeps making me crack up.

Do aborted fetuses also get bus passes in the Hey Arnold universe?
Does it say "Born: NO"?

Maybe it's referring to Macduff?

>Born: YES