ITT: We act out Sup Forums inside the Marvel Cinematic Universe

ITT: We act out Sup Forums inside the Marvel Cinematic Universe

Black Widow's a slut

Fag

...so, it's been 5 years since aliens showed up and almost killed us. How you guys holding up?

ITT: Sup Forums.

We act out /out/ in the MCU.

>black panther and ant-man are hot toys
>iron fist shoop

I kek'd

>He supports that traitor Captain America

when will people realize that avengers don't exist?

it's a fucking propaganda tool made up by the government to make us keep quiet and remain worker ants

you guys are tools

Captain America had an AMA on Sup Forums again. Hail Hydra.

oh, cinematic. my bad.

Wanda Maximoff did nothing wrong!

You know, my neighbor was revealed to be a HYDRA agent after some guy broke into his house and drowned him. That was pretty freaky.

Norse gods are real

Christfags, mudslimes and everyone else BTFO

I mean, my legs go crushed during the incident and had to be amputated, but otherwise fine

*autistic screeching*

Aren't they super advanced aliens? At least that's what I heard.

Something in those SHIELD files that got uploaded I should check out?

Yeah, looking at it now I realize how shit it is

I wanna fuck Quake

I'm sure she does't want to fuck you

wew lad I really wish we had a hero that resembled batman who was impersonated one time by someone with a glowing fist who also did martial arts and whose best friend was a unpenetrable negro that was fucking an alcoholic detective with super strength and occasionally encountered a war veteran obsessed with putting down criminals for good being antagonized by evil fat businessmen and japanese ninja cults, but alas we get Ant-Man and Spider-Man.

hi i'm beast. put me on trial for bendis's crimes.

SHIELD intern here.

Those "gods" are actually aliens.

Jesus: 1
Fake gods: 0

What's with those SHIELD guys nowdays anyway?
Sometimes they exist, someimes they don't

>whose best friend was a unpenetrable negro
L-lewd

Non-canon.

It's almost like they're a secret organization

SHIELD is no more and Coulson is dead.

Maybe somewhere in a non-canon universe they still exist.

What are you talking about? This is real life

Exactly.

A good real life where Mutant and Inhumans do not exist. Best timeline.

Nobody goes to space to kill a weird Hydra squid god thing guy and stay in secret, you know
I mean sometimes they're important, sometimes not
What's a mutant

>What's a mutant
Are they like enhanced or gifted?

>Nobody goes to space to kill a weird Hydra squid god thing guy and stay in secret, you know
Where the hell did you learn that? SHIELD only recently came back with Jeffrey Mace

Anybody think the Timely Cinematic Universe is reaching its end? After Liberty Legion: Age of Monako, it just hasn't been the same. Though I do like Joel Edgerton as Whizzer.

What the fuck is it with these Spiderman videos in my fucking Youtube feed? This is the fakest bullshit I've ever seen. I hate Youtube sometimes.

So how'd you guys like the Tony Stark biopic starring Simon Williams?

Do you think Spider-man and the Devil of Hell's Kitchen will ever meet up? They're in the same city

I'm moving out of New York. This place is fucked.

Shit

fuck off Sup Forums

26% score in RT
100m at best.

Williams was a fucking hack. That torture scene veered on self-parody.

Tom Cruise objectively played the superior fictionalization of Stark in the Battle of New York biopic. He deserved that Oscar as much as Williams deserved those razzies.

Well considering only one of those two is real, I'd say no. Spiderman's just one of those prank channels or something.

Guys, I think I'm going crazy. Every day for the last 9 years, this old man with sunglasses has been hanging out with me. But I don't know him. He just showed up one day, and now he's around when I least expected it. Even when I stay home all day, he just shows up at my house and waves at me. It's really fucking creepy. Anybody else see this guy?

lel Sup Forumstant here. Came to co for fun, finds another tv vs co shit tier thread.
Sup Forumstant power of thread teleportation.

>StanNudes
>I don't know him
Is this a joke?

I don't know man, apparently my cousin and his friends saw that spider-guy swinging around Queens a couple of weeks ago. I think he's real

The only thing Wanda needs is cuddles. I'm the man to give 'em.

Why didn't the Avengers try to stop Frank Castle? I'll tell you why, because he is TRUE JUSTICE!

No, it's not! This guy just emailed a picture that said "StanNudes", and I wasn't sure what to make of it. Is he named Stan Nudes? What the fuck?

Good luck, girl has force fields. Good for keeping away creeps.

I heard he goes by Spider-Boy

I swear, it's probably the "spiderman" challenge. You know how crazy social media makes people these days. I swear whoever makes these Spider-Man vids is a menace by getting kids to imitate him. I'm surprised the media isn't talking about this danger.
They need to stop him before someone gets hurt.

My fields of love will win the day...I just somehow know.

Did the Flag Waver or the Hammer Guy tell you that?

He's obviously recruiting you for a porno. He looks suspicious though, I'd be careful if I were you.

If I knew the Avengers do you think I'd spend my time on here?

>TRUE JUSTICE
More like true maniac

Anybody else have a Stan Nudes story? I don't want to be the only one around who's getting stalked by this guy.

The news should report on this menace!

So is everyone still going to ignore that gaint fucking blob thing that was in Missouri a couple years ago?

A friend of mine lost his house because of that shit and I still haven't heard anything about it.

underrated post

I am the Iron Fist.

AMA.

A guy who looks like this came around, claiming to to be my grandfather. He stayed here for a few weeks. Suddenly, an Avenger crashes through my roof. He said something, I can't remember, because I can't get over how he just disappears the next day. Months later, I see him on the news, commenting on another super hero instance.

You're right! I'm going to write a letter to the editor of my newspaper about this!

Prove it by posting the black girl's nudes

Im just glad I live in the bay area. Nothing ever happens here. I think 0 hulk sightings in california. Iron Man has flown by before, that was cool. It's pretty chill. Idk why anyone would stay in NY. After the whole ultron thing, are there even avengers anymore? I see Iron Man on the news sometimes, but like, where has thor been? You guys saw the leaked video of that airport fight right? So many avengers have gone missing after that, did they fucking kill each other?! Wouldn't surprise me if that Wakanda fuck head has some avengers corpses stashed away in his country now. Wish Trump would invade him.

Someone should really investigate those cosmic rays the news was talking about.

That reminds me of when me and my friend Davos used to spy on sensei's daughter when she was bathing.

I have Davos nudes if you're interested.

Does Sup Forums like President Ellis? Or do they wish that guy with the fire zombies killed him?

Why we need another Stark biopic is a wonder, man

Ellis was the best president we've ever had. Him putting Ross as the secretary of state was a great move. Ross has done a lot of good work to keep these incidents under control. I don't wanna see some flying asshole throwing my car on the news. Send in trained officials, send in the right people. That Maximoff girl is like fighting fire with lava, it was insanely stupid. Can you imagine being on a bus with her and she's on her period or something? Everyone could be killed.

That movie was shit. 30 minutes of it was about some assholes stuck in a deli. Like, there was seriously no way out with a car there? Like break a fucking window or something. Don't give me the old woman shit, you leave her ass behind and get the other 8 or 9 people out of there.

Remember when the Punisher got Dan Schneider? Man, that was ugly.

I was going through those leaked SHIELD files and read a mission report on how Black Widow ripped her crotch on a mission and pretty much had to do the entire thing in what amounted to a crotchless outfit. Hot as fuck dude

Sokovia Incident and the Witches explosion were false flag operation in order to hand cuff the Avengers to the UN and keep them under control.

The explosion at the signing of the Accords was the icing on the cake.

Been what almost a year since we've seen Captain America at the Airport in Leipzig?

Clearly the US government, Wakanda, and the UN are up to something

Can someone tell Hawkeye to leave my kids alone? He keeps trying to adopt them. And Black Widow keeps giving me nasty looks.

There's some geocities style looking website out there that has "days since seen" counters for all the known enhanced entities.

Captain America has some 360+ days, same for his friend Barnes. Some people speculate the Hulk died at the Sokovia incident. That Spider-man seems to still pop up though. Only in NY though. Rumored sightings outside NY, but nothing verified.

You should ask that dude from Harlem to help you out, The man called Cage. No way could a guy with a bow and arrow stop Cage!

I read that one too, it noted how she didn't wear panties and got shit on for it. Apparently she had to rush after having sex to steal a drive from a guy's bedroom.

>being a nigger
Only niggers like that dude Cage. The Devil from Hell's Kitchen could take him for breakfast.

Anyone has experience with Alias Investigations?

So Tony Stark destroyed all his suits cause he didn't want them to fall into the wrong hands, then he makes killer robots?

Is that dude the dumbest genius on the planet?

Person who runs it is a real bitch. I asked her to tried to get her to smile because it seemed like she had a bad day and she punched me

I met Stark one time.

I asked for an autograph then he asked me for 50 bucks and called me a bitch.

She seems really uncomfortable around men and I heard rumors the color purple unsettles her. Who gets unsettled by purple? I'd find it hilarious if someone got a man in purple just to fuck with her

Can you give me a quick rundown on this guy. I seen him around too.

Sup' Terrans.

Just dropped by to tell you that you're literally the Reddit of the Universe. Literally implode yourselves.

Seriously, n00b?

Black Panther is so lame

go back to wakanda

You haven't watched the show past the first season. She no longer goes by Skye or do the whole hacker thing, but nice effort

>aoshitters can't even into spoilering properly

why is captain america so gay

is bucky his boyfriend and why does that nigg follow him around slavery is over

Hail Hydra

Do you think any Agents dare each other to do stealth missions with cum on their face or their tits/dicks out our something?

Cap ain't gay. I saw pics of his gf from back in the day. She was a titty monster okay?

You are aware of the slang beard yes? And Bucky was in the Howling Commandos with him...

Especially because back then such relations would not be acceptable, moreso on a public figure like Cap, so the beard would make sense.
Conclusion: Cap takes it in his supersoldier ass.

Guys!

Do you think we're the ones that made Ultron evil?