You will be a rural peasant idiot visited by a flawless and amazing samurai chick who solves your local problems before...

>You will be a rural peasant idiot visited by a flawless and amazing samurai chick who solves your local problems before disappearing forever

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I will?

How would male ashi look like

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Onna Bugeisha. Girls couldnt be Samurais proper

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aright aright, but..
>make older suicidal samurai jane
>make a hot r63 ashi

>Samurai jane has a FUCK huge amount of hair
>Like Gems level of hair
Also Idol Scaramouche

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>make a hot r63 ashi
Already taken care of.

>yea sorry

I will? :D

>All 7 dudes were naked the entire time
That would be weird

>R63 Ashi
So about his Aku-lava-bodysuit thing.. Would his dick and balls just be glossed over into the vague shape of a bulge, or would it just stay flaccid but fully visible like a Greek statue? Would he even be able to get hard with it on, if it's been grafted to his skin since well before puberty? Would this have damaged his penile development in any way?

They'd have their dick swinging around back and forth making Jack very uncomfortable.

>Would his dick and balls just be glossed over into the vague shape of a bulge, or would it just stay flaccid but fully visible like a Greek statue?
Vague shape of a bulge
>Would he even be able to get hard with it on, if it's been grafted to his skin since well before puberty? Would this have damaged his penile development in any way?
Probably make his dick jet black.

What episodes would be made a lot weirder with the genders reversed?

>Would his dick and balls just be glossed over into the vague shape of a bulge
This, I mean it wasn't paint but magical dark essence.

>Samurai Jane sucks the poison out of his thighs
>Trying so hard to not pop a boner
Also
>He doesn't understand what naked is

More like
>make 63jack and 63ashi vanilla

The naked episode and the bounty hunters episode comes to mind

>Ash gets captured and electrocuted by the dude in the suit

>The naked episode and the bounty hunters
The former, yes. Why the latter?

63Ashi having to make a new outfit outta plants that won't make him look like Tinker Bell.

Well, this is assuming all characters get gender swapped, even minor ones. "Masked figure in bulky armour turns out to be a woman and it's treated like a surprise." is seen somewhat frequently in stories, but "masked figure in bulky armour turns out to be a man and it's treated like a surprise" isn't, really

he would look like peter pan

Maybe he could be a pretty-boy. The Gentlewoman would approve.

Or Jolly Green Giant.

On one hand I want to see Ashi wearing this
On the other I want to see R63 Jolly Green Giant

I'm sure everyone would've been on board with Jashi had their genders been reversed.
I mean imagine mother and son relationship. Then again, Sup Forums creams itself over /ss/.

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How does it feel about /sl/?

>DIE DIE WHY WON'T YOU DIE! SCUM, AKU WILL BE TRIUMPHANT!

So would Aku be female then? Who would voice her

>You will never see a show about a suicidal warrior woman with hard abs having adventures with her twink boyfriend.

alternates between REEEEEEEEEE and fuck year

Tara Strong.

You'd think with all the grrrll power pushing this would have been done already.

Whoever the woman was who voiced Wuya from Xiaolin Showdown

Ikra

Rule 63 Ashi's dick would just be flopping around

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Tyne Turner

She voiced Mother in the original Prey and I'd want Aku to have this voice were he r63d.

>Actually hearing how right it sounds in my head
Fuck man make me want this.

>imagine mother and son relationship
when's the last time the two leads had one of those?

There isnt enough of armored Jacqueline

*dont

The word you're looking for is handsome

There isn't enough of armored Jack.

Barbra Goodson.
Basically Rita Repulsa but she doesn't have to struggle to poorly sync with the Japanese footage.
But that's just me.

Stop making me want things I shouldn't.

Why does she only have one, backwards leg?

I wonder if her Ashi is a bara or a faux-shota fuccboi

>Ash your naked
Also Jane Chest Wrap getting eaten away by the slugs or would it still be Ash?

one leg and foot is silhouetted and pointing the other way, one is in color and facing forward

However, SJW's not wanting heterosexuality in their media would still complain.

God, I wish he kept the armor. The hell with the beard, I wanted the suit.

>that monster
>flawless

no

More hope is lost Femjack pls

pls

r63 SJ makes the graveyard scene much sexier

>Jack is Naked with female Jack
And the ENF community rejoiced

Also half naked Samurai jane

>an entire episode of cleverly placed censors to hide the tits and crotch

ah, i can kind of see it now

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So Mother Talzin?

>I want your essence!

I prefer Samurai Jacqueline or Jackie to Jane

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I'll give her my essence alright

>does the Z-shape finger snap to Jackie

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thank you stranger this gives me life

skip to 1:14
this glorious dame
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You're not that far off sadly.

dude...

>Imagine her saying FOOLISH SAMURAI

>She's voiced by Cree Summers

Oh, my poor aching sides.

Any episode where Jack's clothes are ripped off.

>R63 idol Scaramouche

>She's dead

eh I could see it

Samurai Jackie/Jacqueline > Samurai Jill > Samurai Jane

prove me wrong.

Sasuke levels of edge when we first meet him and his six brothers.

You made me look you cunt

This. I always thought it was some kind of magical goo that acts like a suit

dose he not know

He could always try to look more like Tarzan

So all episodes?

>Ashi goes for a little flair and makes a pretty dress
>Ash just covers himself with leafs

He could have cool grass bandages raped around his limbs too.

dongers galore

I don't think so. Fem Jack would be Sup Forums's waifu, so she couldn't hook up with anyone without autists writhing in pain

I'm all down for for this, but how would it work? I'm thinking it would be pretty weird to see a femJack casually toss a man off a cliff unless you keep Jack and Ashi's canon physiques

Ashi took out an entire army