How come he don't want me man

How come he don't want me man

he’s black

he's not supposed to be here for you, he's supposed to be here for geoffrey

Best acting of his career

let's have sex

Shut up, Will!

YOU ARE NOT MY MOTHER

your people are driven by instinct, not principle. there's a reason your homeland is still filled with mud huts.

It's cause you're black

WE WUZ ROBBED

fuck your father, fuck you nigga, fuck your phone

Cause he's a real nigger straight from the underground

he wasn't acting

I hate how there's a popular myth about this scene where his real dad did something similar and his acting was actually pretty real and the hug with uncle Phil was unscripted and actually just a real spontaneous heartwarming moment between 2 friends.

Now that that's out of the way, YOU TAKE YOUR HORNY LITTLE ASS
AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY
AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY
AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY
AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY

NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS

sandwich?

I see someone didn't see pursuit of happyness

This is a black thing, isn't it?

Shut the fuck up

Black 'men' can't handle responsibility so they bounce as soon as problems arise

Will's Till and Mill, formerly Carlson's

Carlson's Tarlson's and Marlson's?

Who the fuck are you talking to

The guy above me haha. Well not above me anymore! The one above above you! You never used tv before?

There is no one above me.

let me tell you boys something about women
MEFEF MEFEF MEFEF
MEFEF MEFEF MEFEF
let me tell you boys something about women
something about women

I'm above you in the hierarchy around these parts scrub. I don't even need to quote you and you reply to me

what's a woman?

YOU SWINDLED ME

A liability

a miserable pile of lies

I WANNA GROW
WOAH

Yea women is a trip uncle funcle

do you know how embarrassing it is to have a son

This. Don't take it personally, Will. It's just not in his DNA to want or care about a child.

>The character he plays is also named Will Smith
Coincidence?

Are you out of your horny little minds?!

Fuck Philip Banks
Banks wants to empty the
Banks
Fill our streets with
Banks
And run a
Bank
making operation out of his
Banks

what's a computer?

but dad
aren't some of those banks?

>I'm above you in the hierarchy around these parts scrub. I don't even need to quote you and you reply to me