And this is our son's room. he's quite the disappointment!

>and this is our son's room. he's quite the disappointment!

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G-get out!

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*quickly switches tabs, pulls hand out of pants and pretends like nothing's going on*

>oh, hi
>you guys must be user's parents
>i believe we've never met before, i'm femanon, user's girlfriend.

Either the dildos go or the poster. Don't you shit on my game user.

>that wallpaper on the left monitor
It's like I've gone back in time!

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I'd remove the poster because the game was hot fucking garbage like everything Chris touches.

what's up daddy-o?

forgive my ignorance of dildos but what are the tubes wrapped round them for?

>he's quite the soyboy

ftfy

>Kotor 2 was hot garbage
>League of Shitters
>Guild Wars 2

My god man your taste is awful.

why did you buy all of those dildos? what game is in the center screen? why do you want to have the most obnoxious possible room?

>I'd remove the poster because the game was hot fucking garbage like everything Chris touches.
>dota 2 on 1 screen
>gw2 on another
>Sup Forums on third

Look whos fucking talking

>giving someone a tour of your home, completely disregarding the privacy of family members
Quite literally the whitest activity imaginable.

they shoot lube out to mimic cumming

so they can squirt juices

i think it's because some of them can simulate fake cum coming out of them and that is what the tubes are for. but idk

I enjoy the feel.

ah ok, makes sense.

>"I'd like you to meet our son, he's very special"

cum boy

As we can see you're a huge faggot but your game choices clearly scream fuck me BBC daddy,

I saved all these images from Sup Forums years ago, so you can rest assured knowing that some faggot out there loves KOTOR2 as much as he loves taking it in the ass from fake animal cocks. Which I assume is a trend for most fans of KOTOR2.

Where do I get the horse one?

Gotta work your way up to that friendo

>not wifes son

like, where you can buy one?
Bad-dragon.com

>Oh h-he must've gone to wendy's

I could never live like this but to some extent I envy those that can.

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but why so many? it's almost like you wasted tons of money simply to have epic pics for your internet bros

based Asmongold

wait nvm i'm retarded

i guess i'll never know

>but why so many?

You really trying to reason with a mentally ill person, user?

>poverty AR
>league of ASSFAGGOTS
>guild shit 2
>Sup Forums
This "man" is not to be taken seriously

You again! The dildo poster! You were in that "show us your station, fags" thread, where the OP had some falavels in his pic?

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that is doto but still same mobashit garbage

dude those pics are ancient

>poverty AR

Whats the point if you are just going to shoot cans and garbage in the middle of nowhere.

KOTOR2 is one of the most overrated RPGs ever. Fuck your game.

I don't understand why Asmongold still lives with his parents despite making serious bank

t. Mass Effect Andromeda fan

Whenever I hear people praising KOTOR2, or really anything Chris has done since Planescape, I remember how he got shafted hardcore by Bethesda on New Vegas' bonus for metacritic score, then I smile because he got exactly what he deserved, nothing.

Still awaiting somebody to name a better rpg, excluding the Witcher 3

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Infinity_Engine_games

>infinity engine
>2 days from 2018

>the only fault he can find is their age

>Impressive, very nice.

morrowind

Don't get me wrong user, they are good games (never finished icewind dale) but you would literally have to pay me to play them again.

Wow, compared to that dumpster fire my place looks positively neat.

Uh, you don't get to bring friends

Why would anyone have so many dildos? I get that some may have different sizes but plenty of those look the same but in different colors. Idgi

Speaking of sex toys, should I buy a fleshlight?

>and here is where my step-son lives, if you can call it that

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You should buy a dildo.

get a deer butt fleshlight

he says he takes care of his mother and pays for the house, bills, etc. he's a good boi

I've seen that wallpaper on the left monitor. Can anyone post it?

He pays all the bills and takes care of his mom. He's a good son

he only eats macaroni and cheese and chicken fingers and his personal hygiene leaves a lot to b desired...oh yeah, he's really good at what he calls "vidya"

>Jingle Jangle Jingle

Is that... blackmold?

yes its wendy's chilly

Why does your enchantress have quelling blade holy shit

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what is the point of this thread?

because there's a prophet on the enemy team most likely

use your brain

>have the best career out of anyone in the family
>use my money to buy Star Wars toys and anime girls

My parents don't think I am a dissapointed though. Also my room is pretty tidy.

That's a pretty fucking good book. My kids will be reading this instead of Harry Potter.

t. newfaggot

What's the book?

I think it's part of the Golden Compass series.

damn I want ot hang this poster on my wall
And myself on the ceiling