User, can we come in? We're going to rape and murder you

>user, can we come in? We're going to rape and murder you.
How would you have responded?

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AHHH SOME MUTTS COME RIGHT IN

>rape

Crash? CRASH? You're gonna crash this plane? You're gonna fucking crash this plane with no survivors? Why? WHY? Because I caught you? You caught me! You caught ME! You came to MY aircraft! You came to ME! I got you a flightplan, I brought you Dr. Pavel, you STARTED THE FUCKING FIRE! You wanted it! You wanted it! You came on to me! What was I supposed to do? You called it in, you both fucking called it in! It was MY PRIZE! FREE FUCKING PRIZE! It just shows up at my fuckin' aircraft! What am I supposed to do? "We have the masked man. Come on, fly us! No one will know. Come on, FLY US!" Oh, master plans, wreckage brothers. It doesn't matter! BIG GUYS! FOR YOU! You don't give a fuck, you'll just crash anything, you'll just crash anything! Well, you lied to me, I tried to help you! I let you aboard, I was a good guy, I'm a good agent! And you just fucking caught me! What? Now, you're gonna crash my plane? You're gonna crash my plane? Why? Why? 'Cause you caught me? What the fuck-FUCK-FUCK, I'M IN FUCKING CHARGE HERE!

what kind of rape we talkin? they gonna peg me? they gonna knock me out, tie me down, and lick my nipples? it all depends on the "rape"

i haven't watched the movie but how the fuck can you get yourself taken over by two 100lbs women? keanu must be some serious beta soy boy. i would have raped them nonstop and then murdered and disposed off their bodies. they wouldn't stand a chance.

Hey I ain't gonna die a virgin so everybody's happy.

"Ok sure, but do it before my mom comes home."

>how the fuck can you get yourself taken over by two 100lbs women

He figured they couldn't, which is how they're able to get the upper hand and subdue him. Also, tasering and hitting him in the head repeatedly when he wasn't expecting it.

Get help

sounds like a fuckin' amateur

What's the catch?

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IT WAS FREE FUCKING PIZZA

Little did you realise, you just activated my trapcard.

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how did keanu not have a raging boner throughout shooting? how do actors manage it?

Both of them are Spanish.

yes, mutts

They leave him alive though.

*whips out dick*

Degenerate trash.

only if it's in that order.

Shut up you dirty plebeian.

youtu.be/miEikMpdvRc

Implying I'd even open the door to a pair of skanks

Modern b-movie kino

I'm really thinking about it and I'm like 40% sure I'd kill my mum in cold blood to have that happen to me

The brown hair bitch has to stay outside.

the fuck took you so long get in lets do this

It'll take you at least 60 years to peacefully die in your sleep

desu they could have killed me right on the spot and I wouldn't even be upset about it
wish I was keanu bros..

>We're going to rape and murder you.
Oh rly? I was just about to rape and murder you if you came in. How about that lol

I never said NO to FREE PIZZA!

Can't murder the willing.

Good opening for a sitcom

what was their end game?

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He's a professional
He's probably focusing entirely on his performance, not on being aroused
If he did get aroused, it probably wouldn't be a big deal unless he was a creep about it - actors are usually pretty sexually tolerant people
He's Keanu Reeves, and can get laid with similarly hot women any time he wants to
There are other people in the room besides the actors, plus a bunch of filming equipment, etc. - not most people's idea of an erotic setting
etc.

one can dream user

go on, pls

They don't actually kill him tho. And they upload a video onto the internet and leave all kinds of evidence all over the house. If the movie had an extra 15 minutes the ending would be the girls being arrested. They were ridiculously sloppy with their terrorism.

Not if I rape and murder you first.

god i wish that was me

It's just not fair, man. People randomly die quickly and painlessly every single day, without ever needing to suicide. But here we are.

Keanu prefers to fuck trannies

>western women
Might as well be

;_; lads

This movie is pretty underrated. If you read most of the reviews it's all focused on muh plot muh plot and some expectation of characters and performances that isn't something this movie is trying to do.

I think the whole piece is a commentary on the way women can abuse their sexual appeal while at the same time also taking advantage of the tendency of men to treat them like children. The dangers of misusing women's two most powerful weapons are shown in their raw and terrible forms.

They'll get away with it. A slap on the wrist. They'll cry and scream and say he coerced them. And people will believe them. Probably even his wife.

muttposters are some dumb motherfuckers

>ywn be raped by two qts

God.....DAMMIT I wish that were me.

Didn't have one. They're like Alex from A Clockwork Orange. They're just out raising hell for the lulz.

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Similar themes.

>We're going to rape and murder you.

>be married
>home alone
>let 2 hot chicks in your home

yeah nah this isnt how marriage works irl

Would let Lexi Belle in but not the fugly brunette

As long as its in that order

>door buzzer goes off
>not expecting anyone or any deliveries
>ignore it and continue with what I was doing

Huh, autism would actually save my bacon in this scenario.

>probably even his wife

No, definitely his wife above anyone

This. If I'm not expecting anyone I don't answer the door or the phone.

hm. I think I might actually watch this

I called you an Uber. But you need to eat these eggs. It's wet outside

>posting pewdiepie reaction images

christ reddit really is among us

There's an episode of Ray Bradbury featuring Jeff Goldblum with this exact plot.

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And here it is.

youtu.be/fcF4B2WZ8Co

colonized your mind without firing a shot

By gently holding your balls tell you to close your eyes big boy and then pointing a gun at your dick

>he doesn't know

Felix is /ourguy/ now, he has finally got enough money to be able to start showing his power level in public with no consequences to his lifestyle. Notch (the creator of Minecraft) is doing the same thing.

I believe the proper term is "fuck you money"

Would bet money whoever made this image also made every post in it

Never thought about that, yea this movie is a homage to ACO

No, pewds himself is.

>We're going to rape and murder you.

What a coincidence! Now put on these deer antlers and start prancing

>movie presents two smoking hot babes, one of them a sheer 10/10 the other still a solid 8.5/10
>big boobs, slim waists, bubble butts, pretty faces
>every frame they are in highlights their sex appeal
>later tells you they are underage and you should feel bad for feeling sexual thoughts toward them
>nevermind the actresses are in their 20s
what did they mean by this? no, really what did they mean by this?

No matter how hot, I would never le anyonet in in the middle of the night.

Perfect, I just needed someone, for a little... experiment

is that fucking Lexi Belle?

Why do people keep asking that

Because it's Star Wars month and the pleb tourists don't know who AdA is

better reddit than Sup Forums

>join me downstairs

>'no'

It's our holowaifu Joi you retards.

Rape? Come right in.

>Buzzer goes
>Put on clothes
>Put on shoes
>Unlock flat door
>Go downstairs
>Unlock outer door
>Go to front gate
>Open it
>They've gone

Generally how things go when someone calls on me. I hope they're patient and don't just decide to sex & murder my neighbour instead.

Haven't seen it but how the fuck did he get overpowered and tied up by two 90lb girls?

>sex with Ana de Armas
I would do literally anything for that.

Trips?
They gonna tie You and tease. Lick and suck but as soon as You reach edge, they gonna cool You down and then start again. Continue cycle all the time, over and over, to point You gonna "cry" river of pre-cum.

OBSESSED
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>Buzzer goes
>Panic for a solid minute
>Go take a shower
>Take 20 minutes deciding what to wear
>Clean room for a bit and spray some Frabreze
>Rush to the front door but before I get there start tip toeing.
>Plaster face on front window to see who it is.
>Panic and open door but leave it only half way open.
>decide to step outside and look
>forget my shoes and look like a retard.

Literally me every time when it's a unexpected visit.

Muttposter is probably a Kike.

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they're going to fuck me and i get to die? why would i object?

Don't ruin this meme by misusing it

how are her nipples so suckable bros

>thumbnail looks like gloryhole stuff
uggghhh

Looked like a glory hole scene from the thumbnail.

fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffFUCK

Looks like she's about to suck a dick through a glory hole.

No.