Things were better in the 90's

Post 90's kino that would never get made today.

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>tfw Demolition Man captured Yurocuck police perfectly

Can someone PLEASE just tell me how you were meant to use those shells? I'm a 90's kid and this shit has been bugging me for decades.

I could tell you but I won't.

The seashells are buttons.

This would never happen in PC SJW 2017

it's some sort of bidet system

I always thought the seashells were buttons that you open to activate.

Seashell 1: Blast warm water into anus Japanese toilet style
Seashell 2: Blast cold/lukewarm water for further cleaning
Seashell 3: Hot air to dry anus

80s/90s

Married with Children
first 4 years of Law and Order

The literal whole entire point is that you're not supposed to be able to figure out what the hell it even means, let alone how to use them.

The whole thing is about future shock. It wouldn't be a representation of future shock if you immediately understood how to use the three seashells.

Please stop missing the point.

i think the third seashell is for flushing

Downloading Soldier (1998) as we speak. Adding Demolition Man to the list. Might as well dl IAMTHALAAUW. I've enjoyed both Sly and Schwarz flicks when i was a kid but right now i'd only re-watch Sly's. Watched all 4 Lethal Weapons 2 days ago, so good!

You are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.

i'm going to start spamming that

3 shells
scrap shit into shell one
scrape shell one with shell two
wash shell one
scrap ass with shell 3
scrape shell 2 with shell 3
wash and dispose of waste

Most accurate dystopian movie ever made.

only accurate part was Taco Bell winning the franchise wars

>the point is that it is all mean to be confusing due to futureshock
>stop being confused about this

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>first 4 years of Law and Order
my goddamn nigga

absolute copkino

Isn't this the one where they fuck in the middle of a high speed chase?

yup. She has AIDS too. Coincidence?

anything with a man that respects himself and enjoys being a man and doing manly things with the ladies

Yes.

>Taco Bell

Everyone is thin because they shit their assholes out every five minutes.

Nigga fuck dat shit, robot ass cocksucker.

Where did this meme come from?

Kristy best Buffy.

Your repeated violation of the Verbal Morality Statute has caused me to notify the San Angeles Police Department. Please remain where you are for your reprimand.

Demolition Man. Taco Bell won the fast food wars.

We would never get a character nicknamed white warrior in today's society desu.

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No, why does everyone say Taco Bell gives them horrible diarrhea?

Simon says: taxation is theft!

they had a bad run of food in like 95 that made people shit like something from a south park episode. its why they rebranded in 96 and got the talking chihuahua dog saying Yo quiero taco bell.

yet in the Euro version, it was pizza hut.

which is funny because in reality, both kind of lost.

Universal Soldier is an underrated gem that gets too often compared to Terminator.

Still amazes me how that movie predicted our accurately with soyboys.

This. However, the sequel was forgettable.

Demolition Man (1993) predicts Arnie's political aspirations.

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>tfw you've lived long enough to see the awful future in Demolition Man actually seem desirable compared to what reality has wrought

my instincts tell me life shouldn't be this awful

>muh SJW

back to Sup Forums cry baby

>This edgy shoop
It actually said "I hate everybody"

You're actually wrong or just baiting. The original theatrical cut said, "I hate niggers." The edited cut said, "I hate everybody."

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>Robocop destroit is actually more pleasant and less crime ridden than modern day detoit

Get enough and take them to a goofy looking hut and you unlock another sword.

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It's Emmerich trash but Regeneration and Day of Reckoning are fantastisc.

literally all arnold swarzenigger films

>libtards can't meme
>they can only copy
PATHETIC

>to come up with this scene, the dude was on the phone with his buddy, his buddy taking a crap
>buddy stands up and says something like "WTF? There's no TP in here, just a bunch of fuggin' seashells on the toilet!"
>Perfect.

btfo

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Nice straw man pleb.

The movie's dogshit! The only good scene is that one slut making a wrong video call.

You're dogshit, we're going to need a 4th seashell just to deal with you.