I've got mt greasy cousin coming over soon, recommend us a good movie to watch Sup Forums

I've got mt greasy cousin coming over soon, recommend us a good movie to watch Sup Forums.

wait till you see the... ohhhh nonononono

The Greasy Strangler

mt greasy, hometown of the OP's greasy cousin. someone post the response explaining his hair please.

this pic is misty af

that's not grease. it looks more like he's been in a light mist of some sorts

>mt greasy
I hear it's beautiful this time of year

300 is a cool movie set in Ancient Grease

Just here to say sure, it's bad, but nowhere near as bad as you might think. It looks like I haven't showered in 5+ days. Not the case. I had actually showered less than 48 hours before. To be brief, here were some contributing factors:

first, it was lightly drizzling that day with a fine mist

second, i believe the lighting is a tiny bit fucked mostly from my shit phone camera

third, there was another aspect i remembered before, but i actually forgot

now, that being said, do i look greasy despite that? yes

But the main factor was these two facts (#4 and 5). I have very very thin hair and I had applied pomade the day before.

So with thin hair, even the smallest amount of grease makes it bond together fast. Pomade too, esp day-after pomade. I'm probs in the top 8% or so of people with the thinnest hair. So a little grease goes a long way. You could take the grease on my scalp after 2 days and I'd look greasy AF (and it affects the color), but put that same exact amount of grease on a person with normal-thickness hair and they'll actually look fairly fine. In fact they might look better. I know many girls and some guys purposely don't shower for x days so their hair holds better. sometimes I shower at 6am, and by 3pm my hair looks greasy already. i've had friends at gatherings where we spend the night together somewhere to notice this also. Very hard to hold up with products, but it has a plus side which is it is softer. The pomade I used was also old and the consistency got fucked somehow during aging. It's the hair-strands-bonding-together thing that makes it look so greasy.

Do I deserve the comments? Sure, whatever. But to be so misled to think it's a massive hygiene issue, well, look at the facts. Plenty of people shower ever 1-2 days. Like me. They just don't have very fine hair, and all the other stuff.

how much does this soyboy regret posting his epic salmon hyde image

Y Tu Mama Tambien

Goto bed Ryan, you greaseball

Oh my Jesus

This all being said, yeah I looked bad, but not as bad as you might think. But it didn't really matter to me. I had actually gone through the most severe string of setbacks life has ever brought upon me, so I wasn't even focusing on hygiene. I was planning on grinding out errands for several weeks straight and told myself I would refrain from ANY socialising. Hence why i didn't get a haircut. Hence the 'depression phase' and hence me being pretty psyched to see Sam. Yes, not the biggest fan, but definitely someone I enjoy, I've definitely analysed his humor.[ esp with a pretty hardcore MDE fan irl.]

When I saw him, I was caught off guard - big time. My food was going to get cold too. My mind basically went blank seeing him, which was unfortunate. Thought of so many good references/oppurtunities on the drive home.

**********Here's me with a haircut:

Actually, nvm, I don't think you'd care anyway, and you'd probably interpret this as bait or something. But yeah, I generally have better hairstyles, wasn't focusing on social life /hygiene in this phase. Prefer to grind out errands in one big bunch.

meanwhile your hero goes around posting things like this and doesn't give a fuck

Lookin extremely semitic there, sammy boy

My fucking sides

It doesn't matter much, you're going to end up fucking.

Redemption Arc. When

Drive
Baby Driver
80s action movies
80s Noir movies
Refn movies
Malick movies
Based Snyder movies
Birth of a Nation
American History X
Full Metal Jacket (all niggers must hang kek!)
God's Not Dead
Dinesh D'souza documentaries
Zoolander
Home Alone 2
Breaking Bad
The Sopranos
Kings

He certainly gives a fuck. It's all part of an act to sell shirts. Guy's a complete kike.

Are mde fags really this pathetic irl?

I hope I don't see any of you at the John Maus show next year

These are the people that Sam scams pity money off of, so yes.

how am I an average MDE fan? There's no basis for that. Yeah, I'm not the biggest fan in the world, I even told him that. But that doesn't mean I haven't watched 100+ MDE vids including standups*, my favorites being the ones with Sam alone usually freestyling.

*No, I am not saying I am a huge fan because of this.

>This is the power of the white race
wow inspirational, to know i share the board with these aryan adonises

Grease

Sam is a Chad who LARPs as an introverted autist online to get patreonbux from beta virgins while he fucks their waifus.

I heard he actually used the grease-phase to be more productive. Cut off his social life to be productive for some months.

>when mde threads only get 30-50 replies now

I am... forgotten

Didn't this girl had a youtube channel or something?

Can someone confirm thatN pleas

>leftist shill threads every hour
>Sup Forums is the problem

So this is the power of the alt-right.

DON'T LET THIS MEME DIE

A Bronx Tale.

How austistic do you have to be to destroy yourself on Sup Forums like this? Why would he do this to himself?

nah some of them are cool

Some is an overstatement.

fuckin nice post kek

How to get in toucu with Sam?
Need to pitch him some ideas for a sketch

He's another weak looking faggot. What the fuck is cool about a pasty fag who can't dress?

the meme rises

looks cooler than me..

can i get a quick rundown

Guy took a photo with sam
Looks greasy
End

Got a link to a thread?

...

It is on the mde reddit page
Not me

bring rubber sheets in case he pisses himself again