Explain why I shouldn't fire you without using the letter "e"

Explain why I shouldn't fire you without using the letter "e"

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Lawsuit

I do it for free-e-e-e-e-e

Chuck's Fuck and Suck

I work good

I am good staff at this company, i will always do you good

snd

I am a good work guy

I will bring you to court if you do

Uh, okay. I'm hard working.

Now do classical gas

Work laws.

I am good at my job.

>i will always do you good
gay

I'm a hard workor

I suck a good fuck, Chuck Burns, sir.

This gun

I will pay you cash so I can stay working at this building.

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Mr. Burns, I'm UNION

You can pick ONE episode from each season you consider to be the golden era to keep from being destroyed

What episodes do you pick?

>S2: Bart vs. Thanksgiving
>S3: Stark Raving Dad
>S4: Mr Plow
>S5: Cape Feare
>S6: Homer the Great
>S7: Bart Sells His Soul
>S8: Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment

Would you trade sexual favours to your boss for a promotion or to keep your job?

Mr. Burns, I'm CIA!

This is autism

I will blow this plant sky high!

>S11: E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)

> not picking Barts comet

Pfffff

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Allow moi to work or I shall kill you!

I'll play classical gas for you all day.

Now explain why I shouldn't fire you without using any consonants

Nyyyahhhhh!

I'm a good work.. guy.

How do I start? Anything I do for this company is vital for its survival, from controlling its most important parts to supporting my co-working humans. This is why I think you shouldn't do it.

U o I, a?

I o u!

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SNEED

I could go on but I think that is a satisfying opposing opinion for you.

What is the single best Simpsons moment?

..also I will suck your dick

I bought the plant, Mr. Burns. Now I run this show! Out you go!

this - plebs will disagree

WAIT

this*

This subplot

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oh he post write good

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I am the plant.

Snood's Food and Soot

>to supporting my co-working humans
it almost didn't sound clunky. this could have been a god tier post

I kissed the teacher...?

>S2: Bart's Dog Gets An F
>S3: Burns Verkaufen Der Kraftwerk
>S4: Last Exit To Springfield
>S5: The Boy Who Knew Too Much
>S6: Bart's Comet
>S7: 22 Short Films About Springfield
>S8: You Only Move Twice -or- The Mysterious Voyage Of Our Homer -or- Homer's Enemy

But honestly I've picked these on a whim apart from Last Exit To Springfield which is the all time greatest GOAT. The only pattern is that Marge or Lisa episodes generally suck.

XDD CHUCK SUCK FUCK

I work hard and long for small pay.

fuck off reddit

I'll bring this stinkin' plant to ruin, you old prick!

my favorite one is in Bart vs Australia where he calls Hitler in Argentina.

"Einen minuten, einen minuten! Ach! Das autophone es einen...nuisancephone!"

I'm not a cuck

S21: To Surveil with Love
S22: The Fight Before Christmas
S23: Lisa Goes Gaga

buenos noches mein fuhrer

*HAH HAH*
*HAH HAH*

>says the guy who is scrambling for job security
oh yea real chad to need to plead to keep your job
faggot Sup Forumsedditer

For I am black and Al Sharpton shall shit in your shorts, you mayo lovin tiny dick cracka ass pussy cunt faggot bitch

y?

I can obtain signicant digits.

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not bad

I don't think that would work out for you, i you know what I am saying

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Thirty-six million, forty-two thousand angry Africans will diminish any margin of profit you may wish to gain from your business. Boycott will not stop until you hand a nig his job back.

Is this the closest we'll ever get to a Simpsons thread ever again? Can we talk about the show while we have chance?

>Can we talk about the show while we have chance?
This

Post your favorite character

This is a good Simpsons thr......photo board topic?

I carry out my tasks at work thoughtfully.

I'm just going to say Mr. Burns is the only character that survived zombie Simpsons, and I'm looking forward to the Mr. Burns marathon FX is showing on New Years Day

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The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

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YA OL' BATTLE AXE

When Chuck owned the shop it would've been called Chuck's Feed & Seed quite obviously.

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why would a brothel become a feed and seed store though?

My productivity is as high as possible with what little cash you pay for it

>possible

>possible
>little
lmao

Possi-bli

I CAN DO A LOT OF THINGS THAT YOU WANT AND I AM PUNCTUAL AND A GOOD WORKMAN

How about a blowjob?

I am a good boy

Eventually, manager, you will earnestly regret to fire me that much is certainly true.

How would you rewrite it? Maybe change it to "supporting crucial staff" but idk

supporting your staff is fine

The fuck is a consonant?

Why do people dislike season 2? Its pretty great.

Awkward artstyle.