Black Mirror Season 4

USS Callister: 6.5/10
Arkangel: 4/10
Crocodile: 2.5/10
Hang the DJ: 8/10
Metalhead: 0.5/10
Black Museum:5/10

I think we can all agree

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A FUCKING GUINEA PIG

HER WHOLE PLOT WAS FOILED BECAUSE OF A FUCKING GUINEA PIG

Just finished Arkangel. Why do people not like it? I thought it was good

I need more opinions. Just finished watching the first episode, thought it was pretty gud. What do i watch next

pleb
metalhead was the only good episode

USS Callister: 6/10
Arkangel: 4/10
Crocodile: 7.2/10
Hang the DJ: 7/10
Metalhead: 7.2/10
Black Museum:8/10

watch episode 3

Wait, season 4 is out?

No wonder Sup Forums would hate on future classic episodes such as Black Museum and Metal Head....you guys attention span isn't made for binging....you need to take a nap after every episode autismo

How much political correctness is in the season ?

>first episode is fuck le loner white nerds they're all closet psychopaths le strong diverse AIs overthrow him
>interracial relationships in almost every episode
>black museum starts off interesting but devolves into "FUCK WHITEY!"

>“USS Callister” is maybe the most hopeful Black Mirror episode this side of “San Junipero.” The premise: Everybody will be happier after white men die.

>The white men who are good will bravely sacrifice ourselves so that the people of color and women might live. The white men who are terrible will have our minds wiped by our rage and desire to possess those we feel have slighted us. (Okay, I guess the handsome, lunkhead jock gets to survive. A victory for white mankind!)

Is Vox's Todd van der Werff right here?

why is arkangel lower then the first episode? the first episode was trash at least arkangel was decent

AI humans need rights

abortions are cool tho

Bump calister down to 0 and we have a deal

>the supremacist sicko demographic
>virtue signalling

kek

OBSESSED

USS Callister: 8.5/10
Arkangel: 5
Crocodile: 4
Hang the DJ: 7
Metalhead: 4
Dropped Blacked Museum once they introduced the interracial couple.

...

>How did the girl in 6 become sentient and know what the curator was doing in his spare time
>how did we know the black guy was innocent the only reason we have to believe is because "family said so"
6 started of good but everything past second story was trash

He looked guilty to me.

Metal head was shit. It was just a low grade monster movie that seems out of place with the show and made black and white to seem artsy. The actors were shitty as well have no idea why some people are claiming it is great.

you should be aborted


AI shouldnt even exist

Hang the DJ was interracial ???

>"Racist people come and pay you to lynch my dad and he didndunuthin"
>"my dad was innocent muh documentary..."
>"DNA test mishap!"

Him being guilty wasn't really that important. Punishment of eternal torture is still too severe

Callister was absolute trash. It felt like some gay Marvel movie.

summary of each episode plz
want to know if anything's worth it

>what's the least interesting plot we can create with this tech?
>we need an ending, guys! what's the easiest way we can make this episode to end?

It wasn't the original he served the death sentence and sold the man a data clone so his family could be supported

Guess people get screwed by pigs in black mirror pretty often.

USS Callister: 4/10
Arkangel: 7/10
Crocodile: 7/10
Hang the DJ: 8/10
Metalhead: 6/10
Black Museum 5/10

The response to Metalhead forces me to say something I didn't think was possible - Black Mirror viewers are too stupid for Black Mirror.
>HURR WHO MADE DA DOGS? WHYD ANY OF IT HAPPEN??
The characters were breaking into a warehouse to steal a product, use your fucking brain! This is dystopian futures 101.
For once the show actually does an episode that's angry about the right things and of course people need a dozen flashbacks explaining it. Bellends.

>Punishment of eternal torture is still too severe
So should the museum owner get the same treatment as well then? I dislike how this eternal punishment and suffering is overplayed.

I liked how the guy check to make sure his BBC was back after they escaped meth damon

Metalhead was the only kino and it didn't overstay its welcome.

there's interracial couple in every episode, that's show's view of the future, but people are getting triggered only by BM+WF

>"Black Mirror is perpetually interested in inhumanity, and “USS Callister” is interested in the early days of digital sentience, in people who are people but maybe seem like they should be slaves"
Hmm wonder what else that could describe, Todd

1: White Christmas happy edition, now with fun side characters but filled with plot holes
2: The Entire History of You Parent edition, it's worse, but not terrible
3: Shut Up and Dance Dig the hole deeper edition, where the main character digs herself so deep that it actually becomes entertaining
4: San Junipero but actually good edition, great love story and amazing chemistry between two characters
5: Robot dog vs old lady, it's okay
6: Black Mirror meme edition, where they take a lot of elements of black mirror and poorly add them all into one episode

>It was just a low grade monster movie that seems out of place with the show

yeah, that's why it's the best episode

Crocodile: -10
Worst season so far

>USS Callister
Coward nerd creates Star Trek universe to torture copies of his coworkers
Copies kill him
>Arkangel
Helicopter mom helicopters daughter too much
Daughter kills her
>Crocodile
British Katy Perry tries to hide a murder with more murders
Gets catched by the CSI memories of a guinea pig
>Hang the DJ
App determines everybody relationships
Who with whom, and how long
it was all a simulation
>Metalhead
Thiefs get chased by super robot dog
Dog kills everyone
>Black Museum
3 short stories inside a crime museum, in the same universe that White Xmas
twist ending motherfucker

Why do stupid people take this show so seriously?

underrated

Buying a hamster right now lads

Black Museum felt like Black Mirror's death knell. Just terrible.

In my opinion no it kind of made the episode a lot worse. And I do too they need to branch away from the cloned AI thing it's getting stale

She would have been caught another way.

Callister - 5/10
Arkangel - 4/10
Crocodile - 6/10
Hang the DJ - 8.5/10
Metalhead - 5/10
Black Museum - Outer Limits Season Finale/10

Really enjoyed the episode where the POC put the white male in his place.

Callister and Hang the DJ were by far the best episodes. Only ones with interesting plot.

USS Callister: 7.2/10 (I like star trek)
Arkangel: 8/10
Crocodile: 7.9/10 starting I was ready to sperg out about how anorexic girl can't overpower a normal guy, but it was just getting better and better. Pic related is this anorexic madwoman by the end of the episode
Hang the DJ: 5/10 garbage episode, likable couple
Metalhead: 4/10 garbage episode, cool robot
Black Museum 7/10

what show are you watching? she didn't kill her mom

What the fuck was the point of Metalhead??
Even i can write more interesting plot.

>binging netflix

I turned it off after the girl attacked her mother with the tablet and ran away t b h.
Worst episode of the season.

What's happened to Brooker? To top this off we don't even get Barry shitpeas this year

I don't get why people don't like Crocodile, it's the same kind of wild ride as Shut up and Dance, albeit less tense. When she started logging I started laughing so hard, and it only got better from there.

Why do you have to see things like race?
I just saw a bunch of humans facing he concecuences of their actions in a world full of technology

I liked it until the murdering. It felt like a well paced crime story, and then the murder spree felt fucking retarded.

I think the point was in
1.advanced technology working and maintaining itself after apocalypse like in this video
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2.fight for survival against robot
episode failed both points

Sounds like you just hate San Junipero because it's have a non hethero-normative love in it

On which occasion?

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>Doesn't even finish the whole episode
>Comes to tv to spread hate speech

>USS Charlottesville winning

>USS Callister
>Not pure fucking kino

Leave this board Plebs

>binged show with a lot of women
>it's time to google them all to see if they have any nudes
I'll be back with the report

Please sir bring back many nudes

Black Museum > Hang the DJ > USS Callister >>>> Metalhead >>>> Crocodile >>>>>>>>>>> Arkangel

Reminder that this is an objective list

my nigga

I liked Black Museum because it was exactly like a season finale of Outer Limits, the latest version I mean.

Each season finale they would string some flimsy plot to connect a few of that season's episode's together and generally being incredibly corny. It felt like a nice throwback.

blk museum was just a shitty white christmans

Nah, that was USS Callister

We can all agree that Hang the DJ > San Junipero, right?

So far

>USS Callister: 6/10
>Arkangel: 5/10
>Crocodile: 3/10
>Hang the DJ: 7/10

Of course. San Junipero's ending was ruined by that scene where she goes on about her family.

Not done with it but
>fuck me harder
made me lose my shit.

>this is from a real article

Holy shit.

who are these nobodies?

metalhead was this DOGSHIT
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I understood it but still felt like it was just a shit fucking episode.

Some loved one is dying and wants comfort, they go steal a box with something to help them out and might come across resources, all die, woman is chased, she still dies, box shows it was just a teddy bear for comforting a child.

I liked that it didn't concentrate so much on the sci-fi like he other lazy digital consciousness episodes but the story didn't hold up. The black and white didn't add much and it wasn't as suspenseful as I think the writers thought it was.

They're never going to top White Christmas, are they? That was the apex of the show.

She was educated by porn and videos of terrorists executing people, that's the sad thing about parental control, it can't be for ever with the child and once is gone the child is going to learn all "the bad things" by himself and that clearly worse

got Fargo vibe from Crocodile

It feels like a completely different show. God this was dissapointing

Black Museum is unironically the best Episode

...

Love trumps nihilism.

If i try to shut out my Sup Forums mind then yes I agree it's objectively the best one this season but feels like it's a retread of white christmas if we're comparing seasons aswell

Nothing to do with Sup Forums in fact it kinda BTFO all these movements cause in the end the girl says they got tired of protesting and jumped on the next happening with hashtags

USS Calister: 8.5/10
Arkangel: 7/10
Crocodile: 6/10
Hang the DJ: 6.5/10
Metalhead: 3/10
Black Museum: 8/10

Metalhead pissed me off as I was expecting something more than "woman gets chased by Boston Dynamics dog".

Why didn't you guys like USS callister?

I thought the plot was pretty nice.

The absolute irony in this statement.

>The most savage takedown in “USS Callister” isn’t even its depiction of white guy nerds’ toxic sense of entitlement because they’ve become so lost in pop culture.

Callister and Crocodile are pretty good. Arkangel is okay.

Why do people hate crocodile?

Because a family of Muslims were killed by a young neo nazi boy and redittors are going apeshit

It was good and then went full retard.

How did the show get so bad they had early on even the episodes that were considered weak at the time are better than anything this whole season