>>Marvel in a desperate gamble has a mega crossover. Star Wars vs. Marvel. Knowing that none of their staff could be capable of writing such an event, they hand the keys to you.
>>But if you try to stray from the path of not writing the story or leaving for DC, you are locked in the building, suicide nets are outside to catch you in case you jump, any gun in a mile radius are filled with blanks, there are no non-edible object around to kill yourself with through overdose, all knifes in the building are plastic, and if you refuse to write, you will get your balls chopped off, or if you're a woman, punched so hard your ovaries explode.
>>WHAT >>DO >>YOU >>WRITE?!
Nolan Nelson
Emperor Palpatine gets the Infinity Gauntlet, hijinks ensue
Adam Johnson
>>TFW SHEEV GETS UNLIMITED POWER
Jason Myers
Does it have to be canonical to the Star Wars universe? I doubt I'd be able to get anything approved by the Lucasfilm Story Group.
Caleb Phillips
This is not so crazy considering in the 90s we got a Xmen/Star Trek crossover
Zachary Green
The Guardians of the Galaxy guys team up with uhh Rey and BB8 and the black guy and that storm trooper that was a meme for a bit to stop whoever was the antagonist of that Whedon xmen arc from building a death star to fire giant bullet at the earth at the command of Ghost Palpatine.
That aughtta hold those SOBs.
Gavin Hill
we had a Green Lantern/Star Trek crossover a couple years ago
Luis Williams
All of the Marvel """heroes""" become Sith due to their unyielding passions and then get btfo by heterogeneous-yet-conservative Jedi.
Dylan Perry
I'm sure you could make it an alt Star Wars Universe. I mean, if you don't, then you'll have to do Episode 7 stuff.
Nathaniel Young
>Does it have to be canonical to the Star Wars universe? Of course not, that would be stupid. Franchise crossovers are non-canon by default.
Christian Campbell
>one of the xmen or MUH INHUMANS sees into another dimension and sees a universe run by FUCKING WHITE MALES imperials but thinks nothing of it >suddenly marvel heroes and villains start becoming force sensitive >split in half and form a pro-sith and pro-jedi factions and fight each other >the emperor senses the power of sith outside their universe and begins building a fleet to get to the marvel universe and take over >one of the rebel spies gets that information to the rebellion and our heroes luke, leia, han, chewie, r2 and c3po dive into the imperial portal before the empire does and because of plot device gets to the other side months ahead >meanwhile most earth heroes being ruled by emotion are sith, even most heroes because of their emotional attachments >luke separates from the others and tries to turn major heroes back to the jedi >the others rally space aliens to fight the imperial fleet >empire wins and wipes out most opposition and some others join the empire out of fear >meanwhile the avengers and fantastic four go out into space to find the infinity gauntlet to go back and prevent the two universes from noticing each other >luke, xmen and others defend earth against storm trooper invasions and stuff >millenium falcon leads gaurdians, kree and others into cool space battles against the empire >cap and company find the infinity gauntlet but don't know how the universes connected >they unleashed the annihilation wave, trick thanos into taking the empire as a threat and also galactus >more space battles >captain america jedi vs darth vader >cap loses but before vader kill him the falcon goes back through the portal and vader follows because he always does >with all the named sw characters gone guardians of the galaxy blow up the portal by sabataging it
Jayden Stewart
(con't)
>doctor strange finds out that is was jean gray or some shit that found the other universe by meditating or something >instead of going back in time, chooses to wipe memories and thereby making everyone "forget the force" and the remaining imperial fleet is just destroyed like it's a mysterious hostile force >meanwhile, the rebels take over a bunch of planets that the imperial fleet used to be protecting before it went through the portal >nothing really changes in the marvel universe other than lots of unnamed redshirts died >rebels make a pretty decent victory out of it
Juan Cox
user Supreme leader Herr Rogers is a Sith so no captain America Jedi
Wyatt Foster
is that canon now? only marvel i read is star wars anymore
Benjamin Collins
yes it happens in the main universe that we follow ...
Easton Gonzalez
Yeah in the main universe, he's leader of Hydra
Nolan Cruz
Didn't Marvel semi-canon'd Jaxxon from the old Marvel run??
Samuel Wilson
He made a cameo in Clone Wars
Noah Turner
We had another Green Lantern/Star Trek issue literally last week
Connor Flores
I liked that they still kept the changes intact and if they do another sequel it sounds like they're trying to see if Krypton still exists
Jaxon Ward
I thought he was Bucky O'hare
Zachary Martinez
Black Panther adds Lando Calrissian to his Crew!!!
Brody Thompson
I'd make it a trilogy. Three minis.
Darth Vader: Infinity Force >Vader tracks some rebel scum to an ancient Jedi temple >Kicks ass, takes names >Comes across some ancient Jedi holocron >Vader has a vision and experiences the beginning of the universe, learns that the essence of all reality is contained within Infinity Gems >Proceeds to collect all six gems from under the Emperor's nose >Last page is Darth overseeing a super weapon that uses the gems to control the Force absolutely
Avengers: Far, Far Away >GotG are out doing space shit >Come across a weird space portal >They decide to contact Tony Stark, since they themselves can't figure out how it works >Stark brings Thor, Vision, Hulk, and Scarlet Witch >Stark thinks they should enter the portal... >Until Cap shows up with the remaining Avengers, upset that Stark did not tell him about the portal >Meanwhile, Thanos comes wanting in the portal for unknown reasons >He's beating the Avengers, they're about to fall when suddenly... >A star destroyer emerges from the portal and blows Thanos and his ship away
Evan Flores
Avengers/Star Wars: War >Stark surmises that the portal has been ripped open by some cosmic force and the two worlds are starting to merge >The merging began at the beginning of time, hence why the SW universe now has infinity gems >Vader, in the SW universe, has taken control over the empire and is using the Infinity Star to warp reality to his whim >Resurrects Padme as his Imperial Empress and rules the galaxy with her >He captures the Avengers, tortures them, and finds the prospects of a new universe to conquer very fitting >Padme, who has flashes of her past life and knows she should not be alive, frees Cap and tells him about the Force/Jedi >Cap escapes in an escape pod >Meanwhile, the other Avengers are sent to fight in an arena on Tatooine >They fight a group of bounty hunters (Boba Fett among them) >While all this is happening, Vader plans to launch an assault force on the Marvel universe >Visions of Earth and its heroes serving under the Empire >He plans to execute the Avengers when suddenly....Cap shows up with a red and blue double bladed lightsaber >Duels Vader >Escapes with Padme and the Avengers to their final destination...the Infinity Star >Where Cap uses his super willpower to 'unmerge' the two universes and bring everything back to normal >Mentions that the only thing for them to do now is to 'hope' that the SW universe is saved by its own heroes