>Crank director >about a drug-addicted, alcoholic ex-cop turned hitman >nearly dies then suddenly sees a little girl's imaginary friend >has to find said little girl who's been kidnapped by a pedo santa >his quest gets distracted multiple times so he can get some drugs, booze or outrun the multiple gangs who want him dead >C R A N K D I R E C T O R
And if that doesn't get your boat floating Patrick Fischler plays a sadistic mobster who gets off to the main character mutilating people, including a scene where the protag smashes a guy's head in with a fire extinguisher and then uses the foam to pretend to cum all over the guy's face
Grayson Moore
I was sold on "film starring Christopher Meloni", he's underrated as fuck and was waaaay too good to waste himself on SVU for as long as he did
Lincoln Smith
I like it. It's the combination of Max Payne and Calvin and Hobbes I never knew I wanted.
Justin Hernandez
This honestly sounds great.
Carson Reed
only plebs are not watching this yet
Anthony Wright
me too until i saw "patton oswalt" now i dont even
Jose Robinson
I just saw that too.
FOR FUCK'S SAKE
Isaiah Davis
>dropping a good film just because of Patton Oswalt You Sup Forumstards are really something else.
Oliver Gray
>if you think patton oswalt is a disgusting piece of unfunny human excrement you're automatically from Sup Forums I'll take it.
Blake Rodriguez
It's a television series.
Oliver White
Literally turned it off after 1 minute.
It has the most hackish and edgelordish intro of any show in the history of tv, ever.
Ryan Barnes
>doesn't even know it's a series and not a movie At least I know what I'm talking about dipshit
Nathaniel Lee
>"M-MUH EDGELORDS, STUPID EDGY KIDS, THIS WAS TOO VIOLENT FOR ME"
Have you ever even seen Crank? It's beyond the realms of edginess and into ridiculousness so hard it's entertaining
Colton Cox
He's fucking great in this
Never seen him in SVU, only other thing I've seen him in is Wet Hot American Summer so I knew he'd be funny as fuck and great from the start
Chase Jackson
I love almost everything the Crank guys do. need to watch this, proabbyl gonna wait till the whole season is done and marathon it
Isaac Phillips
Never change Sup Forums, never change.
Carson Jones
We all know you do the exact same thing.
Xavier Bell
Honestly? He doesn't ruin it that much, as long as you can separate him from the character then you'll be fine. It's not like it looks like him at least.
Plus Meloni is far superior and stands out more than Oswalt
Daniel Lewis
I would have preferred it more if Meloni was just rambling to himself. The CGI unicorn doesn't enhance the psychotic episodes at all.
Alexander Sullivan
Damn, Happy looks like THAT?!
Anthony Gomez
Its pretty good so far
Ian Cox
>Crank director like it's a good thing. Guys behind Crank are one hit wonders. Still remember my disappointment after seeing their Ghost Rider. >Happy One of the worst things Grant Morrison has written. Very unimaginative and dull/
I GIVE IT A PASS
Blake Howard
Horseshit about a crazy alcoholic bum on Christmas. CRANK it up your ass.
Easton Ortiz
>not liking Ghost Rider SOV
I didn't realise this website was full of underage faggots
William Peterson
Its pretty nice but ironically its the worst work of the comic book author. He had much better stories out there that didnt just rely on edge,end also has no punch.
