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>thought porgs were going to be the worst thing about TLJ
>they were actually the best

I liked it when it bobbed its head.

Post more porgs.

Plot for Episode IX:

>Luke Skywalker sitting at a fire on Ahch-To
>porgs gather around
>he starts to tell them the plot of the PT and OT
>as he finishes, we follow one little porg to his nest
>he starts to dream
>it's the plot of TFA and TLJ
>rest of movie is the other porgs telling him his dream sucks
>teaser at end for real sequel trilogy, coming next year

Why do people hate product placement and yet tolerate this? How many minutes are taking up by these toy ads?

I'm probably the only one but I'd fuck a porg

Because they're CUTE

They're cute little guys

fuck porgs

I wish

2 minutes?

and fuck white people?

Best scene in the movie desu

I saw this movie with my mom last night. She laughed out loud every time a porg was on screen. I guess they're funny to a certain audience.

Based on eye size, shouldn't they be nocturnal? It was cloudy but not very dark on that planet.

Porg.... Cute... Must buy....

>laughing at a port
Is your mom retarded?

1. They are not real creatures
2. It's not another planet, it was an island off the western coast of Ireland and a few other locations on the Wild Atlantic Way.

Perhaps they have big eyes to help them hunt fish underwater??

So Ireland is canon?

She just thought they were "funny cute little critters".

Imagine a porg crawling out of Millenium Falcon and starting to walk into liveless salt desert towards certain death.

but were they real creatures?

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Imagine a porg stepping on your balls with its cute little webbed feet

Porgs did nothing wrong

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imagine those fuckers watching you sleep, pondering ways to torture and kill you

Dubs checked.

I'm looking forward to the opera "Porg and Bess".

Porgs christmas special when?

Porgs were fine. Leagues better than Ewoks.

FUCK YOU GEORGE

this

Porg: A Star Wars Story

Starring:
Porg
Porg
Porg
Porg
Porgan Freeman
Chewie
Porg
Porg
More Porgs
Porgy and Bees
Assorted Porgs
Bob Iger with a Porg
A Porg assimilated by the Borg
Gratuitous Advertising for Porgs
Porgorama
Porgan Freeman of the Half-Porg series
The Mighty Porging Power Rangers
With Ray Fisher as Cyporg
A Special Musical Performance of Porghemian Rhapsody by Porgs trained to perform Queen music
The Best Little Porghouse in Texas
And Weena Mercator as The Hopping Woman
Directed by Porg Smithee

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>chewbacca about to eat cooked porg
>porgs stare at him, look sad
>feeling guilty chewbacca discards the cooked porg
>other porgs immediately fall upon the cooked porg, gorging on their brother's flesh
>chewbacca throws his head back in barbaric laughter
Missed opportunity, smdh.
This should have been in the film also. They were so close...

>chewbacca throws his head back in barbaric laughter

This scores a "pass".

porg

just porg my kino up

Please kill yourself.

this is suppose to be better than midiclorians

I don't know why but I really want to beat those things up

Sasha Foxxx is kino.

Sauce

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>no bbc scenes
Dropped.

you mean with your dick right

Reported

I love Mark's videos he fucks those whores real good

Porgs are still not as good as Milkis.

>tfw no porg pet

Porgs are gross little faggots.

You go stand in the corner and think about what you just said user.

PORG WARS WHEN

qt as FUCK

The cumshots in this are trash. FUCKING BLAST HER FACE MARK

GET IN MY BELLY

wtf? i love porgs now!

youtube.com/watch?v=o9bww6R3qDs

HERE YOU GO YOU FUCKING NIGGERS

DUH
DUH DUH DUHHH
DUNNN DUHH DUNNN DUHHHDUDHNN
DUNNNDUHHHDUNNNDUNNDUNNHDUNN
DUDNNN
DUN
DUN
DUN
DUN DUH

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ApoIogize

So relatable

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there is a disturbance in the porg

this is what happens when the chick is taller than you

ouch

um, excuse me sweetie, did you just assume her gender?!??

>needs moar poarg

Pictures like this really help you understand why so many people are rejecting capitalism

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if they are happy what is the big deal here

I'd rather have one of those sparklefoxes. They look neat.

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>tfw no BIG BLUE gf

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Tall chicks can be great, though.

no its because of "dude free shit lmao"

Are you ready for a conspiracy?

saved!

OC wallpaper. How does the rabbit hole go, user?

further than you might think

Childhood is when you idolize Ewoks. Adulthood is when you realize Porgs make more sense

What's the best Porg merchandise I can buy to stick my penis in?

XD

>porg fleshlights
There's money in that idea.