>if an elf has sex with an orc she literally explodes from the pleasure
Why did Tolkien feel the need to put this in writing?
If an elf has sex with an orc she literally explodes from the pleasure
Brody Hernandez
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Carson White
D R O P P E D
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Eli Hughes
Hot
Cameron Myers
WHY EVERY ACTOR IS FUCKING JEWISH. HOW BIG IS THE FUCKING JEW POPULATION IS THE US
Sebastian Johnson
>the DROPPED-poster is quite literally illiterate
holy kek, read Orlando's description one more time you fucking brainlet
Oliver Nguyen
Anyone else automatically read it in his voice?
>if an elf has sex with an orc she literally explodes from the pleasure
Joseph Evans
I think you are honestly retarded
Wyatt Sullivan
DONT EVER REPLY AGAIN TO BASED DROPPED-POSTER YOU FUCKING BITCH
Connor Brown
He's retarded.
Hudson Campbell
Orlando Bloom believed that his Jewish step father was actually his biological father
Carson Lewis
Whose voice?
Camden Allen
that's kind of hot
wonder if it works on dudes too
Henry Smith
Its
Caleb Smith
Also why was Liam Neeson in the movie?
Dylan King
Exactly, so he's not Jewish, yet the DROPPED brainlet couldn't understand it.
Connor Wood
based dropped poster
Carson Long
>his stepfather is Jewish
>the man who married his mom is a Jew
>still denies his contact with judaism
Elijah Howard
1. He's not ethnically Jewish you fucking brainlet.
2. The stepfather died when he was 4, what fucking contact does his upbringing have with Judaism at that point, you fucking brainlet.
Holy shit you're retarded.
Hudson Thomas
t. JIDF
Jason Johnson
t. illiterate DROPPED brainlet who got BTFO by a simple fact
Carson Wilson
you sound mad
Isaiah Garcia
Son, what you're seeing is a Jew that got caught with his fingers in the cookie jar.
Adrian Bailey
2% of the population, just a coincidence I'm sure /:
Camden Allen
...
Jason Stewart
William Clark
...
William Miller
Where do I find orc on elf porn?
Angel Mitchell
>The stepfather died when he was 4
KEK
Brayden Campbell
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Carson Ortiz
>When Orlando was thirteen, Sonia revealed to him that Colin [an Englishman] is actually the biological father of Orlando and his sister; the two were conceived after an agreement by his parents, since Harry was then-unable to have children.
BASED ROASTIE
Bentley Russell
Orc = BBC
Elf = White women
James Morgan
>everyone praises JRRT as a “genius”
>literally endorsed Francisco Franco’s coup because Spanish communists were destroying muh Catholic Churches
He probably should’ve stuck to making up languages, and stayed out of politics.
>also wanted to dismantle to UK and return England back to an independent state
Wow, what a realistic idea with no negative repercussions.
Owen Walker
Whats this post even mean
Oliver Fisher
what did they mean by this?
Parker Hernandez
Pass me another elf, sergeant. This ones split.
Luke Howard
You realize being Jewish is inherited through your mother right?
Cameron Robinson
>pleasure
You mean disgust.
Justin Cox
u mad wh*teboi
Jack Martin
how? where?
are you retarded?
Aiden Rogers
Are you for real?
Nathaniel King
Yes I am. Tolkien never wrote this
Austin Harris
Do urkhai experience MPB???
They're really not so different from us!
Dominic Cooper
Based.
Aiden Cooper
hot.
Blake Thompson
Nothing wrong with wanting to return to the localized, small states of the Middle Ages. Secular states should be weak and divided, so none of them can resist the Catholic Church; the only organization that should be large and united on a global scale.