*ruins your kinographic experience*

*ruins your kinographic experience*

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bro i have a sphincter in my dick lol

This was a real issue for me in BR2049. I wish that filmmakers would bring back the intermission if they're going to make their movie 2h45m+

>he doesn't wear a catheter every time he watches a film

Stop gulping down diet soda you fat fuck

>movie is over a hour long
>main character never has the need to piss or take a big stinky shit
Immmersion ruined

Taking a piss after sitting thru a longass kino always feels like such an accomplishment

every movie should have an intermission for pissing

>doesn't get RAUNCHY and PISS in his drink cup

Get litty

>*ruins your kinographic experience*

>can't spend 2 hours without stuffing your face with sugary drinks, nachos and popcorn
The solution is obviously diapers, you jelly bellied fucking lardass.

The human body is fucking disgusting

Yes except for pusy

I don't go hours without drinking water because being dry mouthed is super uncomfortable for me. I'm literally always drinking water

*Especially

>he doesn't wear adult diapers when he watches kino so he doesn't have to take breaks

Closing your mouth would help, soyboy

>discreetely put your dick in the cup
>start pissing
>it's loud as fuck
>everyone starts looking
>try to quiet it down
>at this point everyone's realized what you're doing
>get escorted out of the theater by two huge black men

thats why i always bring my autistic sister to the movies with me.

>paying $20 plus tip to sit somewhere without food or drink
literally I'd rather be at home

>tfw you're in the kino and you need to pee but you know it's just a small trickle when you'll do it but you still have to go or the feeling won't go away fuck

What the fuck. Do you have something wrong with your bladder or some shit? Is it really that hard to hold it it for

Gotta time it for an action sequence user.

redpill me on adult diapers

do they really absorb all the piss without leaking?

drink more water, famalam

>plus tip
Lmao

I open my mouth to drink the water.

what's the point if you're gonna gulp most of that shit down your gullet in the first 15 minutes anyway?
why not have a nice meal right before the movie so you don't feel the need to snack 20 minutes later?

No, but if you're holding it, it can distract you

Women don’t get autism, it’s a male disorder.

I drink about a pint of water every couple of hours. It really isn’t that hard to hold it in for the duration of a film. Is monsanto putting stuff in your food or something?

This, we introduced the intermission to stop people literally sneaky-pissing in the aisles of theatres.

The 90 minute average run time was the result of decades of experimentation, much like how pop record companies figured out that three minutes was the ideal song length. Since Titanic everyone's felt the need to make things as long as possible, as if that somehow makes it worth the inflated ticket prices. That extra hour is the difference between a movie being a part of an evening or swallowing it whole.

just piss yourself

god forbid you dare to watch a raunchy little comedy

>He doesn't bring his PISSPANTS to GET LITTY and LAUGH at the RAUNCHIEST little comedy of the winter

oh so now I have to schedule a dinner immediately before a movie because they're too lazy to have an intermission

I'll just keep my money and enjoy based alternative media instead fuck hollywood

>Do you have something wrong with your bladder or some shit?

problems with bladder are a majority white man's problem, it is known.

90 minutes is the length of the tape reel

Piss against the side for stealth user.

>When it's the free soda day, the latest LITTY movie is gonna start in a few minutes and you just realized that the kinoplex sewer is clogged by popcorns and dead falcons

I have a fairly small bladder (have to go every 90 minutes or so) and I'm too autistic to be able to pee outside of my home, so every time I go to the kinoplex I have to not eat or drink anything 6 hours prior to the movie. I also eat a tablespoon of salt a couple of hours before to bind all the water in my body. This way I can usually sit through a two hour film without the anxiety of feeling the need to pee coming.

My friends always want to grab beers before and after movies.

>almost 2018
>not taking care of your health
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>immediately regret you ate asparagus last night

>When you can't redeem your good soyim points because the local kino dwarf got stuck in the projector's pneumatic tubing again, rendering the facility inoperable

...

>using the bathroom more then once a day
>not going beforehand

>not hiding a bottle of old overcoat to have during the movie

Train your kegel muscles. of exercises a day to make your dick so hard you can beat people to death with it after a month or two and peeing or shitting or ejaculating ONLY if and when you choose to do so.

That's also the "magical" "secret" why HotKinkyJo or Proxy Paige or other "gape queens" don't have to use adult diapers no matter how many times they shove baseball bats, BBCs or whatever inside their ass.

If you're too lazy you can listen to audios on Youtube that have the same effect but quicker and require absolutely NO EFFORT AT ALL

7-10 minutes is in fact the ideal song length pleb

Women only have one sphincter. Guess who's posting.

>diet soda
>fat fuck
pick one retard. If they're drinking a 0 calorie soda they aren't fat

So are you barren or what?

...

Pee before you see the movie and don't buy huge drinks.

B A S E D

I love coca cola bros... to be able to drink lots of coca cola straight from the custom coca cola mixer with a bunch of popcorn and butter would be a dream....if only I could piss without missing any of the kino. It's not fucking fair

Heart hours?

>women
>watching kino

So disgusting ahahah

i don't know what they are called in english, but you can buy this sleeve with some adhesive that is made to pop over your dick, it has a tube that runs down to a collection back witch you strap to your lower leg, it extends your bladder capacity to 1.5-2 liters. great for festivals too as the bag has a drainage pipe in the bottom, which means you can also take a leak anywhere

>oh so now I have to schedule a dinner immediately before a movie because they're too lazy to have an intermission
You're right, you shouldn't *have* to be an adult and realize you need to take precautions before sitting in a room for 2+ hours. Fucking lazy theaters, forcing you to buy overpriced disgusting snack food every time you go.

Use Runpee brah.

>they have concessions with many people in line for drinks and popcorn but you're not supposed to enjoy those things

a catheter?

A 35mm film double reel runs for about 20 minutes max.

How many 10 minute pop songs do you hear on the radio?

do what you like
my favourite things
i'd do anything for love
all blues
street life (crusaders not roxy music)
marquee moon

a catheter is a tube that you put inside your pisshole up to your bladder.
But yes what i'm talking about is also medical equipment, with indications being not able to hold on to your piss, or excessive pissing due to to diuretics, it is non invasive however

dont talk shit about snuppa

Condom catheter.

absolutely based

Verse - Chorus - Verse2 - Chorus2 - Bridge - Chorus3
4/4 120bpm = 3.5 minutes average running time

Which happened to fit nicely on to one side of old 78rpm records

i bet my dick would fit nicely in your ass

>watching movie at home
>drink half gallon of water
>don't need to empty bladder

>go to movie theater
>take a couple of sips of water
>bladder feels like it's going to explode

Most of the time it works perfectly fine but at some point it just go in override mode and in the span of 2 fucking hours it fills up with so much water (at least 1 (one) liter) that idk what the fuck is going on. When it comes out its so clear that I could fucking drink it again.
I hate that shit.