Only needs $40 million to surpass The Last Jedi

>Only needs $40 million to surpass The Last Jedi

How do we evoke meme magic to make Jumaji crush The Last Jedi at the box office?

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>Only needs $40 million to pass The Last Jedi
Wat?

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Just got out from seeing this film. It doesn't hold a candle to the original, and barely has anything to do with it. But it's fun as fuck. Absolutely litty.

Does Karen get any good scenes

Was your theater's floor still littered with piss towels or did you get the first day's showing?

Absolitty lutely

>this pile of shit doesn't hold a candle to the original pile of shit

Was that the red headed Lara croft clone? I was too busy staring at her mid drift, but yeah she gets fun scenes, and it's not obnoxiously 'grill powah' either

Kids were out in force, but wasn't too bad. Cinema was about half full, it's nice to hear the jokes land with a room full of laughter

Its not kino but it's an easy watch which is a breath of fresh air with the pseudo intellectualism that plagues current Hollywood fare.

Was it raunchy adult fun?

CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING

She has plenty of good scenes in the movie!

It has been years since I've seen it, maybe it's not as good as I recall, but I think the climax to the original was probably better to the end of Jumanji 2, shit was intense as a kid with the house tearing apart and the girl getting poisoned.

On a scale of 1 to LITY how #RAUNCHY was this ? Trailer makes it look like around a 4 on the RAUNCH O METER.

Actually enjoyed this popcorn movie. Unlike TLJ.

Who cares? We just want to make Disney Soy Wars look bad.

Why is my wife crying like that?

...

As a mid-drift/booty short conisour, for me it was LITY. There's a few jokes the kids will miss but that's what makes it good family fare.

TLJ is probably going to make less than 60mil this weekend considering it's weak Friday. Here's hoping for a big upset

>conisour
Kill yourself.

I tried to get litty tonight but every showing of Jumanji was either sold out or front row only. Not one TLJ was sold out.

I think it's going to have a killer weekend.

Please give precise numerical ratings in respect of the amount of:
- BEACH
- RAUNCH
- ROMP
- LITTY
- PISS
within the cinematographic item in question

>work 3rd shift job
>use sick time on wed to see jumanji
>9:30 sold out, get 10:00
>sitting alone in front half on corner
>billy chad walks up to me asks if im saving any seats, say no
>15 minutes later
>his girlfriend and her friend show up
>he and gf are on tinder looking for girls to threeway with
>go home
>start puking next day, use another sick day

fucking dirty fucks gave me aids. movie was alright though

Someone post the get litty Dwayne pic

Because you don't love her enough.

delet this immediately

wat

seriously what is this thread even

>3 female led films are the highest grossing of 2017
>Sup Forums wonders why Hollywood is pandering to women so much

jumanji has been out longer than tlj and Sup Forums thinks it's going to make up for a 700m shortfall comparison lmao

>implying correlation = causation
Disney repackaging, Star Wars and a film that's been in demand for literally decades.
Only a moron would boil that down to Women being the leads.

all scenes with Karen are good scenes by definition

>Ignoring Beauty and the Beast and Wonder Woman

The future is female, get over it

Because women will pay and shill out the ass for themselves.

Chris Pine was the best part of wonder woman.

Mark Hamil carried TLJ for me. Even if they butchered luke.

Emma Watson was trash as Bell. Whoever played Gaston was dope though

>jumanji has been out longer than tlj

Liar

Gaston was played by Luke Evans I think

She was thinking about how much she misses my dick.

cool story bro

Sorry to hear that. Hopefully karma kills them tonight.

The way the individual colors of everything in this picture comes together is amazing.

That should be on a t-shirt

What?
Beauty is the Disney repackaging, and Wonder Woman is the one that's been in demand for decades

only in the us and canada did it come out later

>decades
I've never seen anyone demand a Wonder Woman movie or a super heroine movie until a few years ago

This movie is in no way kino, but it’s probably the best popcorn flick I’ve seen all year, and far more enjoyable than TLJ.

But will it beat The Last Jedi?

YES

Full penetration

ALL PISSTROOPERS REPORT IN!

Good for you

The Last Jedi isn’t LITTY enough to keep it for more than a couple weeks, but Jumanji will be able to last the whole nine yards.

Your piss is yellow?

Someone needs to stop the Whizzard

This image just made me realize the joke about him wanting to be a chef in The Rundown

Everyone’s just waiting for the third weekend to go see this star kino

L I T B O I S W W @

we should have done this from the beginning

could you imagine the headlines

Please, everyone knows Star Wars will be a two pump chump.

Next week will be fun, with hordes of people and their children on holidays flooding theaters. Just start telling everybody that Jumanji is fun and family-friendly movie.