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>I'm Command-
>*Captain* Poe Dameron, if I recall, you got demoted, flyboy
>But the First Or-
>SWEETIE, stop mansplaining, get off my bridge

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Why did Rian think it was a good idea to include her?

>Rian, I was reading the script and I think this Hyperspace ram thing is kinda stupid. Maybe it will be recieved better if Leia is the one that doe-
>No, Leia can't die because she's going to become a jedi and redeem Kylo in IX
>ooookay... How about admiral Ack-
>um, no sweetie

mad beta

>HAHAHA I GAVE HER TUMBLR GLASSES AND PINK HAIR GET IT? BECAUSE SHE'S AN ES JAY DOUBLEYOU

>gave her pink hair
um sweetie

kek
this but unironically

It's the subtle bait which I appreciate

>I GAVE HER TUMBLR GLASSES AND PINK HAIR
>AND PINK HAIR
What did he mean by this?

Oh shit she IS gonna redeem Kylo isn’t she? Gay.

I thought about this yesterday but... Doesn't she end up saying she likes him at the end of the movie when he proves her wrong? Stay triggered niggers. . .

I'm trying to imagine the level of butthurt to spend the 5 minutes photoshopping this. I guess it's super high, but not the highest ever recorded. Just sad.

user, did I ever tell you about Holdoposters? They liked to shit up Sup Forums by posting pictures of Vice-Admiral Holdo and pretending she was some kind of feminist SJW caricature, when in truth she was just one poorly-written character in a poorly-written movie.
Remember user, sage any threads with this bitch's picture in it- she is not a funny meme

she looks funny and she is funny

what are you the shitty movie police

It's a Disney project. Why on Earth would you imagine that Rian got to choose?

There are mere traces of the movie he would have made in it. You can see them, if you just look at each scene and think, "What would be happening now, if this weren't a terrible movie?"

For instance, one of the big ones is that after killing Snoke, Kylo Ren would have overcome all of his internal conflict, thrown off his boyish weakness, and been able to handle the untrained, inexperienced girl Rey like a helpless child, likely requiring the sacrifice of the life of Luke, Leia, or both to prevent her being turned or killed. Rey going to Ren is a foolish error.

For another, Holdo would likely have been the traitor Poe believed she was. Why did Hux "have them on a string" when nobody had heard of tracking through light speed? It was because there was an infiltrator. They foreshadowed it with the tracker for Rey to be able to find them. And of course, she prevents them from even fighting back, but has them run and allow their stragglers to be picked off.

Then of course, the hacker would have needed to lower the shields on the command ship, to make the hyperjump ram work. Again, foreshadowed with him lowering the shields for them to sneak in.

When Rose saves Finn, it's a purely emotional decision, a moment of despair for everyone, that she foolishly put a single life before the lives of the entire remaining Resistance. There wasn't supposed to be a quote about "this is how we'll win" and a little thrill of adoring music to confirm that this was the correct decision, this is tragic, and yet it's also Finn realizing there's someone who is as devoted to him as he is to Rey.

What's the problem with all of these things? Why did they have to be cut? They depict women in a bad or dependent light, so all of the SJWs on staff were up in arms to prevent a single female character, in a very female-heavy cast, from having any flaws. The end result is an absolute garbage film.

I'm the "stop shitting up my board with spam" police, reddit

Oh god dammit that image. Kuwabara will sound like Hank Hill in my head from now on

>getting this mad over a joke

someone get this hothead outta here

That made no sense to be honest. She spent entire film demanding blind loyalty from her troops and ended up saying she likes when her troops aren't blindly loyal. I guess that's her character arc huh

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So she was super thirsty for his cock right?

teol, yw

women can be a special kind of retard, friend.

Everyone is thirsty for the Poe Damerod

>fat lunch lady wants to be pretty space captain

that will be hard to do considering she is fucking dead irl. who knows though, maybe they'll get a wax sculpture to play her like in R1

I know I am

so progressive

we were walking on the fucking moon in the 1960s

how did we fall so far so fast

what have we become

>self-insert character by a fat tumblr dyke gets played by a tall, classically beautiful, elegant woman

inb4 Laura Dern isn't attractive, she's very hot for 50 years old

No one knows. If I had to guess, he probably didn't initially want her as the character we saw in the final film. I'm guessing it was KK's idea to power her up with feminism. The jewerly, tiara, seems to be Carrie Fisher's idea.

From what we know, her relationship with Poe was much worse in the initial script, calling him sweetie, snookums (not memeing), manchild, even a quip comparing him to Tarzan and how "Jane runs this jungle, not Tarzan."

Someone thankfully toned it down, so sweetie got replaced with hothead, snookums with flyboy, etc.

Think about it though, Rian actually saved us from the fag storyline. It was nowhere to be found in TLJ.

This picture always makes me laugh because so little had to be done to it other than the glasses and button.

>she is not a funny meme
umm, no sweetie

>“In the scene with Holdo, that was Carrie,” Johnson said, speaking to his overall goal of adding more humor into the film, with Fisher’s help. “I think that as Star Wars fans, especially as adults, you can get into a mindset of wanting it to just be the heavy opera. And I don’t know, I was 10 years old when Return of the Jedi came out. That was the perfect age for it. And the humor and the slight goofiness of it also, and kind of the slight free-wheeling feel of it, and how it’s unafraid to have fun, that to me is essential.”

>Johnson added that “every single part of her performance” was imbued with Fisher’s ideas, which she gave him while filming.

>“I would sit down with her and she would just give me … After an hour, I would have filled up pages and pages writing down the notes and one-liners that she would pitch,” he said. “And so we tried to work them in whenever we could.”

>Having all this jewelry throughout the movie was actually Fisher’s idea. Johnson revealed on Twitter, “In rehearsals Carrie grabbed my arm and told me with great urgency that we needed ‘space jewelry.’ I thought that was a fabulous idea.”

>It would have been a shame if the character were to die before we ever got to see her use the Force. But luckily, this finally happens in The Last Jedi when Leia is blown out of her ship, only to Force-pull herself to safety. This idea originated with Lucasfilm President Kathleen Kennedy, who felt we should see Leia use the Force at least once.

In other words, Kathleen Kennedy is responsible for Space Leia and Carrie for Holdo

I see no gay storyline in Last Jedi

also no female in that movie was "strong" or "empowered." Only "empowered" in the literal sense of Admiral Tumblr becoming the leader of the fleet.

Brah this is the most blatant "accept this shitty part of the movie because it's from popular now dead actress" attempt ever. How are you even able to not see this? This takes willfull ignorance

The force is female. Not an argument.

I didn't mind Leia using the force, but it's weird that no one talks about it since she's clearly pretty good at it, and it's such an insanely rare talent.

Wait, hold up. Is this something that happens in Last Jedi. Plz rspnd.

Every roasstie SLUT that does anything other than blowing and nuturing an overweight video game nerd in a movie is feminist kike propaganda.

yes

Only reason you guys went to the moon is because of the Cold War. It was just a duck-measuring contest with the Communists, brah. Speaking of Communism, the USSR may be dead but the modern political climate is 100% their doing.
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Post the version where she flies throught he spaceships

Yes it is.

I thought this is when they were going to remove Carrie Fisher, since obviously she's dead IRL now, but no, she just magics herself to safety. And then no one talks about it.

Oh, my. Um. But. Wha... Oh. Ok. Thnx.

Leftist counterculture:
>Decades of acclaimed, boundary pushing music, art and film defying rigid, often state-enforced social norms

Rightist """""""counterculture""""""":
>Silly internet pictures

Keep sticking it to those SJWs OP, you fucking badass

lol you actually are triggered.

>hollywood is capitalist trash pandering to idiots for money
>hollywood produces acclaimed boundary pushing norm defying art

I'm actually starting think she's the product of some genius writing. Don't get me wrong, still some lazy, lazy writing, but genius.

She's a boring character, really only serves to give Poe some conflict to face, whatever. Were she not a pink-haired woman, people would have said she sucked and everyone would have moved on with their lives being mildly annoyed at that part of the movie.

But instead of fixing the character/script, the writers realized all they had to do was give her pink hair. Now, there are hordes of people who will defend this shitty writing because anyone who dislikes her role immediately must be a closet alt-right asshole, and therefore automatically loses all arguments pointing out the laziness of her writing.

I don't think the writers gave her pink hair in the original script but it's more like a directing decision.

Yes. The First Order bombs the bridge of the ship, everyone inside gets sucked out because of it depressurizing and dies other than Leia who supermans her way back into the ship.

Well, I mean, the silly internet pictures are actually working surprisingly well.

Yes, and now you are beginning to understand why this meme is garbage.

>imagine being this mad

She has that typical modern feminist vibe to her is very hard not to laugh at her threads. I think it is a harmless shitpost like baneposting.

>pretty

You know, I would really love to see a comic series focused on Holdo and her backstory as the feminist from thousands of years ago in a galaxy far away.

soyboy

You don't understand how militaries work, do you?

They should have done this if they had to do the lightspeed ram. It's still stupid but it doesn't break the setting at least.

>When Rose saves Finn...she foolishly put a single life before the lives of the entire remaining Resistance
Why the fuck do you people keep saying this? I thought it was conveyed perfectly well that there was no way Finn was actually going to make it into that giant mini-Death Star cannon. It was fucking melting his speeder as he was running into it. He was just going to throw away his life for nothing, he wasn't going to do shit, and he stopped him. How did you people not understand that? The film conveyed it perfectly well.

>Implying he had a choice in the matter

Why the fuck a bunch of soccer moms and soy boys are allowed to be in charge of the most nerd oriented franchise on this planet?

Because Kathleen Kennedy was made head of Lucasfilm because she'd spent years riding Spielberg's coattails and she hired them or promoted them above their paygrade so they could cripple Star Wars together.

$$$

>So what are your credentials to take the leadership of the rebellion?
>I majored in astrology
>Welcome aboard maam

masaka?!!

Writers other than Rian were involved.

Why did they think it was a good idea? Because they're idiots that wanted to shoehorn their political motives into something with mass appeal

>Why did Rian think it was a good idea

Star Wars The Last Jedi in a nutshell.

>Is this something that happens in Last Jedi.

because he wants to destroy star wars
the guy obiovusly hates the franchise and the entire movie is just one big fucking fuck you to everyone who cares or cared about it

>Is this something that happens in Last Jedi.

You guys realize The Mouse is only going to doubledown in stars 9

Well that was chilling to say the least

>USSR
it's the jews, brainlet. they've infiltrated and manipulated countries from the inside for their entire existence

communism itself was literally a jewish invention

marx himself was a turbo jew, along with trotsky etc. etc.

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Rian Johnson is secretly an alt-right troll.
The told him to put in feminist characters and he screwed them up on purpose.

I SPECIALLY love the Little HALO she has in the back of her head. Almost nobody sees it.

Are we supposed to understand the complexities of the Resistance rank structure? What can Poe command as a Commander that he can't do as a Captain? Are there other Commanders he is now below the rank of? We never meet such people.

And why does the Resistance have so many admirals when they only have like one cruiser and two escort frigates?

She looks like a tranny and the outfit emphasises it.

Whatever it is, it does not grant the right to barge in on the acting Admiral and start questioning orders. Poe is lucky he wasn't locked up in the beginning of the movie

why did they even report on Finn possibly being gay? he clearly showed romantic interest in Rey in TFA.

>got a boyfriend, a cute boyfriend?

>even a quip comparing him to Tarzan and how "Jane runs this jungle, not Tarzan."
Why the fuck would the idea of Tarzan exist in Star Wars? I want to kill Rian Johnson.

Tinfoil hat time, but what if Rian gave her pink hair as a subtle jab at feminists? I mean it’s still a shit character but that would be a mildly funny hidden joke.

NANI?

>Astrology
>knowledgeable of the galaxy

This is what female liberal arts majors really believe.

>quirky
>being eccentric
thats annoying

I assumed her hair was purple because she was from a planet where that was normal. Literally a middle aged woman with dyed hair.
Thank god Carrie Fisher dies before they had a chance to shave one side of her head for IX

they did still say her death was very inconvenient because she did play an important role in the last film (don't remember what they said word for word though).
Tarkins CGI character looked pretty good in Rogue One, so I'm guessing they'll just go that route with her (obviously giving her fewer scenes to save time and money)

Hello captain my name is Bill Cosby

Would you like to try some Spanish fly?

>he does it for free
>isn't even a mod

>Why on Earth would you imagine that Rian got to choose?
Maybe due to all the interviews, and Rian plain up saying he wrote the script before TFA was made and said he wont change shit due to fan fedback.
It wasnt Disnay messing with the plot it was Rian being a brain dead ego driven twat who dosnt give a shit since hes convinced his script is a masterpiece.

Imagine being triggered by a girl with purple hair.

>Tarkins CGI character looked pretty good in Rogue One, so I'm guessing they'll just go that route with her

They have said that they won't CGI her

>Writers other than Rian were involved.
Yeah, and they were responsible for the screenplay, the script was Rians work.
While the dialogue and scene detail might have changed during rewrites by other writers its highly doubtful the entire story would change to the point its unrecognizable with Rian still being behind the steering wheel.

did you just assume her gender?

>imagine being this intimidated like this faggot by the image of a female authority figure

he was just curious as her new gay best friend

I have a feeling that was more of an executive decision by Disney. They needed Finn for the black audience but the black audience hates fags.