We all know The Emoji Movie will bomb. But which set of posters is worse...

We all know The Emoji Movie will bomb. But which set of posters is worse? Left four are brand new and the brighter right four are from September

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Sir Patrick Stewart is shit? Well that's not very nice.

>Patrick Stewart is shit

gets me everytime

>no thinking emoji
>no tears of laughter

fuck this movie

>We all know The Emoji Movie will bomb.

No, it won't.

Who approves this shit? the movie not Patrick Stewart

Hollyweird

What the emo one's name?

It's not gonna bomb, it has all the memery working for it.

This, I mean.... why the fuck won't you give the most memorable emoji's their own personal spotlight?

Fuck this movie indeed.

So do they have appendages or not?

His name is literally "Meh"

>Sir Patrick Stewart is shit.
What did they mean by this?

Left gives the vibe that Sony realized no one actually wants to see a movie about emojis and just decided to half ass the rest of the promotion campaign.

No, no. I mean the WyldStyle looking goth one.

Why'd he agree to it? Who's Patrick's agent?

Jailbreak

bomb? are you kidding? literal shit like this makes mad bank.
makes you wanna side with Ra's Al Ghul

since when is there one set of emoticons? every program has their own proprietary ones. no two are alike.

The concept is so shamelessly retarded I'm sure many people will buy tickets just to see how low Sony can stoop.

Stewart could easily retire at this point; he probably agrees to be in whatever movies out of boredom.

You could say he's just in it for... Shits and giggles.

actually, emoji encoding is standardized across all platforms.

Since the introduction of the Emoji standard?
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>The dragged Sir Patrick Stewart into this
k-kek, haha

Literally everyone hates it. Even normies hate it. The only people who could possibly want to see it are children and they don't even know it exists.

Are these the same guys who made that sausage movie? Is there any tie to that Pacman Adam Sandler movie?

Whoever watched any of these should die from cancer. Next in line is that Lego Movie thing.

>LOOK, GUYS! REFERENCES, GUYS!

That's not a question.

Good thought, BitchBastard

>since when is there one set of emoticons?
>not a question

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Not even that. Everytime I hear ahout a kid seeing the Emoji movie trailer, they fucking hate it.

>when it makes 3 bil and kills all cinematic universes

not just that, but Patrick Stewart has said he enjoys doing dumb movies from time to time, even just starring in dumb things. I'm pretty sure he actually does voice Director Bullock in American Dad at least in his initial appearances.

He's also a pretty big fan of Beavis and Butthead.

No, you uptalking piece of shit, I'm talking about your non-answer question.
But hey, keep writing like a Facebook teenager if that's your thing, maybe you'll manage to qualify as Emoji Movie's target audience.

b8

I was in the theater and before Lego Batman, they played a trailer for the emoji movie and when that big fucking yellow ball faded in I heard a lot of groans. I don't think this movie is going to do well.

>Patrick Stewart probably had more fun recording for the emoji movie then anyone going to see it will

>yfw they moved this piece of shit to your birthday.

It's so widely hated that Sony had to disable the like bar on it's trailer.

They didn't (and still haven't) even done that for Ghostbusters.

happy birthday

The only reason Sony hasn't shitcanned it yet is because if this flops, then Sony movie pictures is finished.

This movie will be remembered as the flop of our generation. As the one thing that is remembered as a universal failure. The only publicity it gets is commentary on how awful it looks.

>this nigger is actually trying way to hard

I bet you get triggered

when you see

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Did Sony make even one good movie in the last decade?

Last of Us

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This thing is actually fucking scary.

Like, I can't even look directly at it.

Jesus Christ, how horrifying.

>dragged

he has openly said that in his attempt to approach acting to include wealth of variety in his roles

"poop" was just one he couldn't turn down

It's a British thespian tradition to never turn down a decent paying gig.

It's the same reason that Christopher Lee was in so much dross

the ones with the actor's name is worse. its the studio saying there is absolutely no way that the movie stands on its own legs and it can only ever rely on the names of the actors.

emojis movie is shit we know that shit but all of you will watch it just to see how shitty is .

So this is going to be the thing that finally gets Sony to sell off their movie division, right?

To be precise ,it's Gene Meh.Meh is his family name.Kill me

>"the emoji movie" aka shit
>happens

The one where he's pushing up the side of his mouth to smile is a bit cute, though obviously it's been done.

The left set is worse.

I don't need to be reminded that Patrick Stewart is in this garbage.

>So this is going to be the thing that finally gets Sony to sell off their movie division, right?
Well, officially they said they are counting on it.

There is still that new Jumanji movie, but I don't think even Sony Pictures expected much from it.

More likely would be The Dark Tower. But it is 50% odds it is liked.

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It's like Sausage Party.

Sure I'll watch it, but I'll be damned if I pay for it.

Could be, but if he had fun doing it, it does suggest that the movie could be fun. As in it doesn't take itself seriously, which is probably the only way it won't be terrible.

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why boner
is there porn for this

What the hell do the characters need legs for? I can't help but think the characters are designed like this because the storyboarders thought it was boring to draw or something.

The jews.

>Wherever I am, I must also redpill

Look at those fucking lips.

Look at that generic ditzy bimbo look.

I want to grab her head(body?) and face(body?)fuck her until her lipstick is thoroughly smeared and her makeup is ruined. Then i'll force her down and hold her there as I cum in her throat and her bloodshot eyes, full of tears, roll into the back of her head.

Seems like Sony went back to square one on the promotional drawing board because they panicked after the 1st trailer reaction. Remember, panicking can create bigger mistakes. First problem is that they look WORSE without the limbs. For gods sake, that new Poop Daddy poster makes him look like a fucking plush toy on a solid colored background. Second problem is that the original logo looked better. Third problem is the poor contrast and background color choices. The contrast is horrendous and completely unattractive to the eye. The first set of posters had good color contrast.

Did they desaturated or put them in the filter? The left look worse.

That big brow line on the hand is kinda grossing me out for some reason

The set on the left looks like cropped porn.

One thing that weirded me out that in some of the trailers they do show that these emojis apparently can and do have kids. So that implies that they age and die naturally even thou they are part of a app

The crazy happy one could be a horror movie. Christ that is a disturbing fucking image.

>TJ Miller is Meh

>Patrick Stewart is Shit

FUCKING TOP KEK

While we're at unfortunate implications,the emojis in-universe raison d'etre is to parked in cubicles and make one facial expression ad vitam aeternam. What a shitty life !

Like OP's mom, the definition for emoji is very loose.

Two Gazelles...Ah Ah Ah.

What fucking throat?

wait a minute

What a horrible time to be alive.

Emoji Movie is the most lazy title ever. Why didint they name it anything different?

they almost did

No fucking way those posters on the left are real
That's the shittest fucking text job imaginable. The font is horrible, the positioning is messy and amateur and the contrast with the background is too low

Wasn't it subtitled Express Yourself or something like that?

>The Emoji Movie will bomb
no it won't and that's the sad thing about it

because they need to get kids and parents to go see it

>All these people who don't understand bad publicity is still publicity especially now that the concept of "so bad it's good" couldn't be any more widespread

Will people enjoy it unironically? Probably not. Will it make money? Absolutely.

>We all know The Emoji Movie will bomb.
It won't. Never underestimate the stupidity of the general public. I was at a mall and some kid shouted "Emojis!" and started grabbing the stuffed emoji heads.

But she'd just be smiling the entire time, staring at you with those vacant eyes. She can't change her expression

AS WE ALL KNOW, every kids CGI film needs a cool hip song from the Relevant Artist™.
Who will make a song for this piece of shit?

They all look really amateuristic

Not easy being meh and Shit happens are so appropriate for this movie.

But now there's a fresh new trailer.
youtube.com/watch?v=r8pJt4dK_s4

If only TJ Miller was the poop or frozen yogurt.

Well i'll answer with the name of the main character: Meh.It's not Foodfight,far from it, but it wont be Wreck It Ralph either

Foodfight is actually funny.

>James Corden

I guess I shouldn't be surprised since these things exist only as pandering cash grabs, but couldn't they pick a less shitty celebrity?

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Way to give away who the villain is.

Everyone knew that the moment they release the synopsis that was about be yourself.Of course it was going to be the perma-smiler

Christina Aguilera maybe ? I nkow ,i know she's not the RELEVANT ARTIST BUT SHE make a voice for the Just Dance mascot in the mvoie

I don't really think he gives a fuck, Patrick Stewart probably thought it would be fun.

You should see the shit they get him to say on American Dad.

>I'm pretty sure he actually does voice Director Bullock in American Dad at least in his initial appearances.

He's voiced him all the time. he never stopped voicing him. Stewart even appeared on the show in live action segments.