friendly reminder that this happened
Friendly reminder that this happened
Tyler Young
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Jonathan Jenkins
Let me kickstart this thread for you
Noah Gray
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Asher Hall
It doesn't happen in the Maple Films cut and that's the only version I'll ever watch again.
Logan Fisher
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Sebastian Clark
>Beware that Grima Wormtongue, Fredo. I once knew a man similar to him by the name of Alfrid Lickspittle that I met during my adventure to the Lonely Mountain. He was present during The Battle of the Five Armies, but instead of fighting with the men he instead dressed as a woman so he could go around stealing coins and other pieces of treasure. He would hide the coins he stole inside of a corset which created the illusion of him having breasts. It was quite humorous seeing him adjust his coin-boobs the same way a woman would if she was wearing an uncomfortable brazier, jingling and jangling all the while... When we found out what he was doing we tied him up in a burlap sack and hung him from a catapult. We let him keep the coins for some reason though. They were still hidden in his corset/bra. However, one of the coins sliped out of his corset and fell on the catapult lever, causing the catapult to launch him right inside of a troll's mouth just as the troll was about to defeat our good friend and ally Gandalf. Yes, the same wise and powerful wizard that you and I both know was nearly vanquished by a simple troll after his staff quit working because the emerald in it went bad. Turns out that's the source of his power. A little emerald in the top part of his staff. He must have gotten a new one since then because I don't think he's ever had the problem again. We never found out what happened to Alfrid Lickspittle after he was launched from that catapult. He likely was killed along with the troll. He was a good friend
Daniel Hill
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Henry Evans
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Aaron Scott
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Liam Morris
top nen
Robert Hill
>THE HOBBIT SERIES
FUCKING CGI ABOMINATION
FOR FUCK SAKE THEY SHOULD HAVE JUST MADE AN ANIMATED CARTOON
Isaac Bailey
HACKSON
Aiden Allen
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Jose Wilson
At least he actually died in that version.
Logan Powell
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Eli Jones
does anyone have a webm of the peg leg troll?
Carter Smith
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Robert Sanders
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Jackson Myers
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Austin Gonzalez
Did Gandalf run out of batteries?
Grayson Reed
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Owen Rivera
>FOR FUCK SAKE THEY SHOULD HAVE JUST MADE AN ANIMATED CARTOON
They did, and it was great.
Adrian Brown
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Isaac Brown
Fuck off. I know that movie was stupid as fuck but that didn't happen.
Jaxon Sullivan
unpopular opinion
all the worst aspects of LOTR were magnified in The Hobbit Trilogy
Brayden Jackson
>Go north. Find the Dunedain. There’s a young ranger amongst them. You should meet him. His father Arathorn was a good friend. His son might grow to be a great one. He is known in the wild as Strider. His true name... you must discover for yourself. Legolas! Your mother loved you.
Noah Myers
>brazier
Nolan Baker
>giant cgi ghost army and legolas skateboarding
literally ruins the whole movie
Nathan Butler
Dominic Flores
But what was his tax policy?
Sebastian Cruz
jesus, these are horrible
I never watched The Hobbit, now I'm interested
Anthony Bailey
These movies made about a billion each. We never learn.
Dylan Wright
We didnt listen. His family ousted him to make the deal with Amazon.
Isaiah Bennett
Lol, are we making up retarded lines to put in LoTR movies in this thread? Sounds like fun.
Samuel Sanders
They unironically need to make a new film. Let a new director get his hands on it, eschew all the old cast and just make it one movie of 120-150 minutes. Start preparing for it now so you can do it proper and release it in 2021.
Alexander Martin
>mfw
Gavin Martin
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Adrian Hall
why didnt they add the necromancer scene in the hobbit edit
Kayden Sullivan
Disney mom shill spotted
Cooper Lee
..... will Disney eventually buy LOTR
Brody Barnes
Only if WB goes bankrupt
Jonathan Carter
Its going to happen, isnt it?
Christian Walker
>archers reload
>fire again
>ballista realistically hits 3-5 people
stupid fucking kiwi
Matthew Harris
It doesn't seem to be drops but skips which is infinitely worse.
Dylan Rodriguez
Haha nigger what the fuck?
Dominic Nelson
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Leo Reed
friendly reminder that the LOTR movies are designed for man children
> "They eviscerated the book by making it an action movie for young people aged 15 to 25," Christopher says regretfully. "And it seems that The Hobbit will be the same kind of film."
> "Tolkien has become a monster, devoured by his own popularity and absorbed into the absurdity of our time," Christopher Tolkien observes sadly. "The chasm between the beauty and seriousness of the work, and what it has become, has overwhelmed me. The commercialization has reduced the aesthetic and philosophical impact of the creation to nothing. There is only one solution for me: to turn my head away."
Ethan Sullivan
OPgolas
Mason Young
Can't decide wether this or floating Marry Poppins Jedi female Jesus Princess Leia is more ridiculous