The overwatch movie is now being developed. How would you cast it?

The overwatch movie is now being developed. How would you cast it?

>nigger mercy

Wouldn't be so bad if she didn't look like a fucking ape.

I'm really not a racist but why are all the girls in that photo smoking fucking hot except those two hideous black girls at the back

go figure

idris elba as tracer

Lili reinhardt as mercy

February Jones as Mercy.
Eva Green as Widow.
Jenna Coleman as Tracer.

>still trying to make video game adaptations happen as if video games are a legit medium
kek

I'd force Blizzard to produce it inhouse and make a 2 hour long cinematic. Warcraft wouldn't have been so jarring if the humans looked like Warcraft humans.

stephen lang as soldier 76
natalie dyer as dva

Every part would be played by Nicholas Cage

> He doesnt know video games surpassed movies years ago

>that fucking mercy

and one of them would be played by tommy wisaue too haha

because niggers are the ugliest race. they are subhumans so it makes sense

That DVA looks good, source?

>this guy as Sombra
>Clint Eastwood as Soldier 76
>Kurt Russel as Reaper
>Emilia Clarke as Tracer
>Idris Elba as Doomfist
>Arron Paul as Junkrat
>Lena Dunham as Roadhog

Nigga you seen aboriginals?

>natalie dyer as dva
Wtf??

>Lena Dunham as Roadhog

Oh Yeah! I forgot about them. Just put them with the niggers

Mercy

>Lena Dunham as Roadhog

stop spamming this goblin you fucking fag

>Overshit
no thanks

>Lena Dunham as Roadhog

Stephen Lang as Soldier 76

Me in the middle

Well who would you pick
Nobody really looks like her irl

The only hot ones are Symmetra and and Pharah, who i need to both sit on my face

I'd use a couch.

>The only ugly ones are the niggers

Middle front or back?
I don't know any Asian actresses by name or any ones that look young enough to play her so idk. But she has to be cute.

The one taking the picture

>tracer is a poo in the loo
>british

lmao it's funny because it's true

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>online microtransaction fps
theres literally no plot

>The overwatch movie is now being developed. How would you cast it?
sure faggot

Is that a wenis?

It's fascinating how none of this cute black women ever do porn.

>Lena Dunham as Roadhog

I don't know guys, will she be able to cut enough weight for the role?

I'd cast it on my dick

almost all of them are too old to play who they're supposed to be

>The only hot ones are Symmetra and and Pharah

Can't wait for the porn parody.
I wonder who they'll cast as Mei Pei.

It's GI Joe but with diversity characters. So GI Joe.

It's her mons pubis you faggot philistine.

Yeah awesome a movie about racial stereotypes quipping as they run to command points

thats Jordan Peele idiot

I'd make it a CG cartoon with the same style as the shorts and cast the original voices

Anything else would be just wrong.

It looks like two white girls got stung by bees and locked in a tanning bed.

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DVA

Who would be the perfect actress for best girl? (Pharah)

>implying any (((Hollywood))) actress could pull off the look

They'd just cast Gal Gadot or some other skinny bitch.

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>Leslie Jones as Winston
>not Niel Degrasse Cameo

still keked

Too asian looking

This is all just shockingly bad except Hanzo and Winston

Thought it was a stock comment about how black girls can't be hot, but then I looked at the image and yeah they don't look good.

Winston could probably be a CGI ape and they just get Crispin Freeman to voice him again.

Honestly, if this movie is ever made, it has 300% more chance of not being shit if it's an animated movie with the original voice cast. They aren't geniuses but they do alright most of the time, plus people will pay for the recognition factor more than for some Hollywood star power voice cast.

I don't know.
I just want to say that the ads for overwatch are super cringey.
Can't really recall any ads, video game ads or otherwise that make me cringe.
>"are you one of those heroes...?"
I mean the production value is obviously high, but fuck it all just sounds and looks so dorky, which is weird because of how good other blizz cinematics are.

Make sure everyone has this aesthetic

Sawyer for Mcree

/SHITTYGAMEGENERAL/?

I'd cast her as Mei, unironically

I think she would be cute with glasses

I make it animated, I keep all the voice actors. Done.

Dva is asian...

He needs more work tbqh

>Lena Dunham as Roadhog

and doesn't look asian

how about a Korean you fucking mong?

Elodie as Pharah, only on my sweetest dream.

I WANT TO EAT THEIR ASSES

Awful.

Not bad. Might be a little bulky but not bad at all.

Nice tuck job.

Better than the goblin up top, but not great.

Best McCree, short of turning back time on Eastwood.

t. Platinum

No

? You use the voice actors and make them just like all the shorts

Nothing but titcows and chads, desu.

>They British and German characters are black.

Hardy har har.

Overwatch's 'lore' only works because it's obscure as fuck, 9 out of 10 times it would end up as a horrible mish-mash if made a movie out of

t. I don't play it anymore because I enjoy fun

Taylor Kitsch for McCree.

I want someone perfect to play Widowmaker.
Nice small tits with nice curvy blueberry ass.

Because they're all smokng fucking hot except those two hideous black girls at the back.

>Lena Dunham as Roadhog
Incredible casting.

Melanie Laurent for Widow?

because niggers

Sarah Chalke as Mercy, she's only a couple years older than the character and even speaks German.

Sarah Gadon as Mercy

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why does this board imagine everyone is a tranny

>That knee

>I'd cast her as Mei, unironically
fuck you. It has to be someone that look chunky but desirable like pic related.

Duke Nukem's daughter is pretty hot. I creep on her Instagram.

Imagine the smell

Got you famalam

kek

I burn the studio to the ground and bomb blizzard.

no we need someone more perfect
widowmaker has a nice slight big curvy ass with latex on