Which one would let you try buttstuff Sup Forums?

Which one would let you try buttstuff Sup Forums?

Balls deep Betty

Cheryl

They don't call her "Buttstuff Betty" for nothing.

Betty Cooper takes it in the pooper.

Ronnie can tear up my ass anytime.

Reggie.

If you're Archie:: Betty.
Otherwise, Ron.

Betty would be jinstantly willing to do the most depraved, weird fetish shit imaginable, so long as Archie's involved, but Ronnie is a power slut and would just need moderate coaxing into it.

Betty would do anything Archie ask for, but Veronica is a slut with everyone

Damn, Mr Lodge was that savage to his own daughter

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Goddamn.

I mean, wouldn't you do the same if your daughter was a massive slut?

It depends.
Your butt or her butt?

We should ask Predator

> check all the canon porn

both

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>canon

Excuse me?

Somehow I feel like even though Cheryl is the biggest flirt she's really boring in bed

I imagine he's talking about the shit DeCarlo drew

Just a reminder that Archie vs Sharknado was a thing.

Better than the actual movie.

Everything is
Syfy original movies are horrible, the bottom of the barrel, even Chiller has them beat

>that look on Veronica's face in the last panel
Jesus christ Mr. Lodge

Betty will do literally anything if she loves you, but will probably do a lot of shit you don't want too. She's exceedingly nice and capable so she probably lets out immense amounts of frustration and tension in bed.

Veronica is probably really good at a lot of positions, but wouldn't do anal, probably because she'd find it "beneath her". She'd also probably be a really extreme Switch; either yelling "FUCK, SPANK ME DADDY" or making you lick her boot, depending on her mood.

Ethel would probably excel at anything vanilla.

Midge is your average female sub.

Cheryl lies back and doesn't do a fucking thing.

Does Archie bang either of them ? Or is it just teasing ?

He banged one last week

>Believer intensifies

>She's exceedingly nice and capable so she probably lets out immense amounts of frustration and tension in bed
Dark Betty? me likes!

Have we ever seen Hiram in flashback as a young man?

DeCarlo loves him some lesbian shit

yeah man!

>She'd also probably be a really extreme Switch; either yelling "FUCK, SPANK ME DADDY" or making you lick her boot, depending on her mood.

>somebody thought Archie vs. Predator was a good idea
>Archie vs. Predator ended up being a good idea

Betty would be up for anything.

S A V A G E

Betty would like doing it because it's kinky. Veronica would like it as a way to switch things around in the bedroom.

Definitely Betty,I would ram my whole fist down that tight little Asshole.