Sir, may I ask, why do you keep coming to watch these superhero movies which you claim to hate so much? Oh...

>Sir, may I ask, why do you keep coming to watch these superhero movies which you claim to hate so much? Oh, please enjoy the popcorn!

Y-you too

You always asking those hard-hittin' questions, my good boy Robert.

I just noticed that Sup Forums isn't talking about capeshit for once.
Not that nuWars is any better but still.

Can't you mind your own business for once

May I ask why you look 27 but still work a min wage job serving me popcorn?

If you talked to him once in a while you'd know he's in school for journalism.

can't you post these threads on reddit? why do you shit up Sup Forums?

But he's a nigger

For the memes, based popcorn negro.

woa, rude

Shut up they're funny

Robert, I think you're confused. I haven't seen a superhero movie in theatres since TDKR.

Sorry sirs I'm going to have to direct you to the popcorn mines

>ewiun i dun liek is weddiiit

free popcorn, cracker

ROBERT LOOK OUT

He's the rare non-niggery nigger, a credit to his race.

no they're really fucking gay where you faggots RP as cucks

Sorry sir but I'm going to have you to step aside for a mandatory penis inspection

LOL XD

this is no time for laughter sir. hand the falcon over, now

you think this is a game sir? the popcorn mines are no laughing matter

somebody's got to do it.

so i can shit talk kids on Sup Forums you big lipped baboon

>tries to mock someone, but replies to the wrong post
What's it like being a retard?

sorry sirs but if you will just follow me over here. yes set your crablegs down, you won't be needing them where you aregoing

You tell me, your the retard , kid

retard says what?

Robert, when will you have another batch of your delicious crab legs?

We have to wait for our next boat to sail in. We have all our popcorn runaways man the crab boats as punishment. Barely half of them come back alive

you dont have to call me sir, robert! for godssakes you were the best man at my wedding

I don't come here for the movies, I just come here to play Daytona USA in the lobby, man.

I gave up on superhero movies after winter soldier though... see, my ticket is for Three Billboards

Make em collect unexploded kernels, Robert!!!

Well, Robert. On the chon' no one will know I am a hypocrite faggot. You understand right? D-Don't tell anyone else this is my fifth time watching The Last Jedi. Can I get extra butter on my popcorn by the way?

$30+tip