What nigga you wanna rob them motherfuckin' hogwarts train, you crazy?

What nigga you wanna rob them motherfuckin' hogwarts train, you crazy?

>you now remember Biggie Smalls enrolled at Hogwarts

Where all da white witches at

Yo, looticus plundiferus mah nigg

Esbroomgot, my broom go 160 swiftly

Another goddamn affirmative action student

Accio Bike!

AYOO we finna up in one of da most thugged-out borin franchise up in history. Fo real each episode followin pimp wizzle n' his thugged-out lil' niggas from Hogwarts Academy as they fight different shitty muthafuckas has been indistinguishable from tha others fo realz. Aside from tha fucked up porno, tha series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement n' ineffectizzle use of effects, all ta make magic unmagical, ta make action seem busted

Maybe tha take a dirtnap was busted when Rowlin didn't want no Spielberg directin tha series; she made shizzle tha series would never be trippin fo a work of art dat meant anythang ta anybody; just cross-promotion ta make loadz of chedda fo' her books. Da Harry Potta series might be anti-christian (or not) yo, but it’s certainly tha anti-Jizzy Bond series cuz it don't accept wonder, beauty n' excitement. No one wants ta accept tha real deal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack

>a-at least tha books was phat though
"AWH HELL NAW"
Da freestylin is dreadful; tha book was shitty fo' realz. As I read, I noticed dat every last muthafuckin time a cold-ass lil characta went fo' a strutt, tha lyricist freestyled instead dat tha characta "stretched his fuckin legs"

I fuckin started markin on tha back of a envelope every last muthafuckin time dat phrase was repeated. This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. I stopped only afta I had marked tha envelope nuff muthafuckin dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowlingz mind is so governed by cliches n' dead metaphors dat dat freaky freaky biatch has no other steez of writing. Lata I read a white-ass, gangbangin review of Potta by tha same Stephen Mackdaddy yo. Dude freestyled suttin' ta tha effect of, "If these lil niggas is readin Potta at 11 or 12, then when they git olda they will go on ta read Stephen Mackdaddy." And da thug was like right yo. Nigga was not bein ironic. When you read "Larry Potsmoker" yo ass is, up in fact, trained ta read Stephen Mackdaddy

Nice, other edgy funny xD Sup Forumsthard thread

> mom i'm a cool kid now

There are lots of black people in Britain. I wonder if there was a hogwarts for black students.

why does Sup Forums have best memes?

I wonder if there is heaven for black people...

to be fair Sup Forums is pretty cool. even /fa/ gets jealous of them sometimes

lack of actual discussion outside the established generals

This is an excellent spin on a classic.

based boring franchise user
never fails to make me chuckle at the very least

Not as good as the one from last night

MUGGLES PRESS THEY LUCK IN AND GET A BUTTFUCKIN
STRAIGHT UP THE ASS RAW DAWG WITH THE RASH

A daring synthesis

underrated

When I die fuck it
I wanna go to Hell
Cause I'm a mugblood it ain't hard to fucking tell
Dont make sense going to Hufflepuff with the goodie goodies

>ta make action seem busted

>Dean's mother later remarried a Muggle, who raised Dean as his own son.
>Dean lived in London with several half-siblings, who are implied to all be female. He had a "very happy home life".
>When Harry pushed open the tapestry to take their usual shortcut up to Gryffindor Tower, however, they found themselves looking at Dean and Ginny, who were locked in a close embrace and kissing fiercely as though glued together.

What did Rowling mean by this?

What is Biggie Smalls doing in hogwarts?

There isn't a heaven at all m8.

been in this mage game for years, it's made me an animal

That Trump is Hitler. Duh.