Guys

Im gonna do it

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do what

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Damn. That's like me except the computer is at work. Nothing changes.

Every night

Every day

Help me

This was my life after

>girlfriend's alcoholism got worse and she needed to go back to her home country for treatment
>got into a car accident at no fault of my own and lost my car, and broke my arm
>couldn't work without car, was on paid sick leave, was replaced at my work place
>could not afford apartment so had to move in with parents

I did this for a whole year. Literally just waking up to play on the computer. But like I said only a year, I got over it.

What the fuck is your excuse? I literally lost everything all at the same time.

They are most likely just virgin lazy asses. No reason.

2017 has been such an utter shitshow.

I spit on 2017

OK?? And??

Man, I remember when i was that degen.

Can't afford to work that sleep schedule because I was suckered into having a real life.

You won't.
See you tomorrow. And next week. And next month. And next year.
When will this nightmare end

>tfw night shift

just end it already

MAKE IT STOP

purely subjective but yes i agree my 2017 was shit too

it doesnt

OUT OF ALL THE POSSIBLE REALITIES AND UNIVERSES WHY THE FUCK DO WE EXIST IN THE MEANINGLESS, MEDIOCRE ONE.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I COULDN'T EVEN GET A PART-TIME NIGHT SHIFT STOKER AT A MINI SUPERMARKET THIS YEAR

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>summer after HS gradation
>I guess it's fine to spend an entire night on the internet doing absolutely nothing remotely productive
>It will been a DECADE since I said that to myself next summer
The ride never ends.

This IS the dream, hold on to it as long as you can.

>Be 24 year old NEET living in a third world socialist shithole
>Finally get a job
>Work 9 hours a day for 18 months without a contract and get paid 2 months behind schedule because no cares about the law on a third world socialist shithole
>Mid 2017 finally they have me work on contract
>Im in charge of the office now
>Think things are going to be diffetent
>Still not getting paid on time
>Now work about 12 hours a day and make less money than a kid in America making fries for Mcdonalds 4 hours a day

As im writting this they still owe me December's pay. Hold on to the NEETs life as long as you can.

>not just getting neetbux

Only 2 years here, now I'm wagecucking in a shittily paid office job with no way upwards.

Fucking. kill. me.

Because you yourself make it mediocre. It's only as mediocre. I know it's easy to blame the world, and the year being shitty but it is you who is shitty.

Start blaming yourself and not the world. I'm the poster that lost his entire life but rebuilt it again from scratch. My girlfriend and I are married now and I am living in her country after she recovered.

Life was shit so I made it better. Stop being a self loathing fucking looser and change what you don't like.

that's me OP except the shower part.
i only do that when i start to smell myself.
even less in the winter months.

>he doesn't fap at least five times a day

someone slow the ride down

Have you considered getting a job?

>fired while on sick leave
Jfc america wtf is wrong with you

I was a contractor. No job security but great pay. Was making 2k a week.

>get job
>never had a job before
>user we need your references before we complete your time table
>don't have job

oh good morning user, rise and shine and start your work early! can't be late this Monday morning!

Oh, wait, you're feeling sick? tsk tsk tsk, can't have that user, not during our company's lowest quarterly earning right after i bought a new house. Seems like you're not contributing properly to the team.

What's that? You want to take one of your 12 vacations leave OR one of your 12 sick leaves? What kind of employee are you? Do you really love our company? Guess not, looks like that promotion you're eyeing for 2 years will have to go to my nephew Moshe.

Tick tock user, rise and shine

Just get a fucking job stop making stupid ass excuses.

Or go to college and take some debt. It's better than whatever the fuck you are NOT doing now.

no thats what happened this year

So? try somewhere else. The day just started start making some phone calls

I cant bear it anymore

I have been, its so pathetic other people have done it for me because they think I am not looking

I bet you morons go to Sup Forums also right?

Well that's probably your problem

where is this Sup Forums obsession coming from?

>implying
Only when there is something interesting going on like terrorist attack. Sadly there was none in a long time.

If you have no work experience is a good idea to do some volunteer work.

If people are borderline retarded they might go to Sup Forums.

Simple as that.

I don't know but they should check it out, it might actually help them.

What am I doing

Well guess that answers the question.

what about people who need to inject Sup Forums in every thread on Sup Forums your (yous)

You mean by giving 16 year old Jewish, negro, brainwashing shit? Check the catalog, there is one up now.

Fuck this I’m going to sleep now

>everything I don't like is Sup Forums

I still have 6 months of neetdom. What should I do to secure my life in this time? Is there anything I can do, realistically, or is it all luck?

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>if people are stupid as fuck they are Sup Forums now

Fixed

God I wish that were me

>Europe has infinite sick leave
I wish Europe would let me in, but I’m not Muslim.

he's in the 7th circle of hell right now

you'll all make it next year lads.

happy new year in advance. I'm going out to a friend's party with my gf now.

>live a crazy life removing kebab
>see unspeakable horrors
>participate in mass rape and genocide

at least he did something exciting, my life just seems perennially insipid these days.

feel like i've been neet for eons. i'll see 2018 through but if nothing comes from it i think i will remove myself from the picture. this world is a hell that i am incompatible with

Dubs i'll get laid in 2018

Maybe 2019

Now it's 6 AM
I can get drunk again
I think I've found my place
Amongs the human race

Sometimes I remember the good old days
When marijuana warped my brain
Mommy cooked the frozen fish
And never judged me or made me wish

For any lack of cigarettes
And never a mention of nicorettes
I didn't have to be the one
I never have to be her son

There was a symphony there
That only strangers can share

Now it's 6 AM
I can get drunk again
And now I've found my place
Here in the USA


WE KNOW AMERICA'S INSANE
BECAME AN ALCOHOLIC FOR THE PAIN
LOOKED INTO THE MIRROR WAS ASHAMED
I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER A YESTERDAY

BUT I'LL NEVER JOIN THEM AS A SLAAAAVE
WITH THE BULLSHIT DEGREE THAT NEVER PAYS
THE WORLD'S AN ASHTRAY ANYWAYS
WE COULDN'T HAVE HAD IT ANOTHER WAY

You make it sound like theres somthing wrong with going to Sup Forums

Nope, only on paper. I got zero leave this year, vacation or sick. Also, I have to return my christmas bonus.
The crisis has destroyed all work ethics.

>somthing

Let's put some welts on that ass.

There is. But I don't blame you for thinking otherwise. I used to browse Sup Forums often but I realised how dumb that place is. Don't get me wrong,I'm not going to tell you turn into a soyboy. I'm still extremely racist but there are much better forms of media you can consume starting with YouTube. And I mean small YouTube channels and websites. Don't watch shit like Lauren Southern or RebelMedia or Alex Jones. Those are all just controlled opposition that won't say the real,harsh truth.

The world is not hell. You fucking morons just want an excuse not to try.

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Posting a picture is not an argument. Go back to /pol / sweetie.

Is there any way to leave this place?

Yes leave... Fill your worthless void of a soul with a life or YouTube or some hobby.

Maybe try magic the gathering. Anything.

no matter what I do I always end up here
I tried many hobbies, I had a YouTube channel, I even had a broad social life, nothing fills the void

Pro tip for next time you post this, 12 sick days a year would be considered generous

I'm personally only here because I'm away for the holidays. If I was back home with my computer there is 20 other things I would rather do.

Go through a must watch or must read list.

You will never finish it.

Then again I am 28. Been coming here since I was 17. I mostly only come here when I have down time.

>tfw wagecuck
>reorged to a team i hate where everybody else is on the other side of the planet
>practically zero wage increase or bonus at the end of the year
>everybody tells me how important I am but nobody shows it

The sad fact is that I actually like my job

I did shitty factory work until I saved up enough money to create my own security firm. Now I work for myself as nightshift security for a retail business. I sleep all day then shitpost on Sup Forums and play vidya at night while I work. Best part is I keep all the profits and I don't have to interact with anyone all day

this used to be me
then i joined the royal navy
now i go to places like antarctica.
but in my head i am still the same person.

just last year i was Port Lockroy, looking at the penguins, and it occured to me; Am i the first shitposter from Sup Forums to visit antarctica? Would they let me come here if they knew only a couple of years ago i used to sit at my computer in my cum stained underwear for 15 hours a day? Does anyone understand? Do the penguins know? I am the one who supposedly should be impressed by the penguins but, maybe it is they who should be impressed by me. How far i have come.

Fuck this shit, i'm sorry for you user. At least you are willing to put yourself to work, it's always usefull attitude. Many neet in america would die in any third world country

Don't man.

Start venturing out. Start taking a gradual journey out to try new things.

>white privileges

I thought night shift would be neat but after doing it for 7 months I now think it sucks. It's the neet lifestyle again, only now you're getting paid for it. Zero social life and you don't get to spend the money you earn.

>7th
t. kebab

>Being this much of a whiny bitch

Whats wrong with it, do tell.

Annoying

Venezuela?

>>participate in mass rape and genocide
He blew up a bridge and the explosion killed some enemy forces. That was it. The guy went voluntarily to what was essentially a kangaroo court that sucks Muslim cock because he was determined to prove his innocence.

>12 sick days a year is generous for americans
Jfc. Truly land of the free

>Charls, you pace around the living room every day, from when you wake up in the morning at 11, until you go to bed at 4.
>And... you spend a lot of time cranking your pecker. And I'm fine with that. You see, it's GOOD what you do. What you do is good.
>You play video games. You collect anime cards. And you hang out with smart, fat people. Fat people stay still, fat people don't move around a lot. And that's why they're good. You're good.
>You're gonna spend all day cranking your ding-dong, and that's fine. You gotta remember to get SOMETHING done. You can't just be pulling on your hot-dog all day. You gotta remember, if you're gonna do nothing... don't be up in your room, bopping the weasel. You crank yourself off, that's fine, Charls.
>Maybe if you paid attention and you pulled your nose out of those, those hentai video games that you play until 4 in the morning, when you're cranking on your pecker like it owes you something.
>The last time I checked, no one pays good money for cum.
>Nobody would pay money for your cum.

kill himself

pol is stupid, you are worse

>shower
fucking normie

How fucking sick are you?

I have cancer.

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I've been a NEET for 13 years. Never worked in my life. I'm done. There's literally nothing I can do with my life at this point.