Character pours coffee out of pot

>character pours coffee out of pot
>drinks it without milk or sugar

>character pours sugar/milk in his tea

>character never uses the toilet even once

>character doesn't walk around the house naked wearing only socks, laughing nervously to himself and chewing his nails as he thinks about awkward interactions he's had with strangers in the past

>character has to leave house
>doesn't repeatedly check to see if he has his wallet/phone

>character doesn't compulsively tap the tips of all his four non-thumb fingers against the tip of his thumb in cascading octopus fashion

>table full of breakfast
>Takes ONE strawberry and off he goes!!!!

I'm so mad everytime

I do that

>character grabs coffee pot
>WOW that's awfully HOT
>FUCK DRUMPF

formerly thanks obama

you need to start making lists user

>coffee is made in a pot

Fuck American "coffee" is disgusting

but its filtered through a piece of paper

>character doesn't compulsively tap his fingers in the pattern 1 3 2 4 3 5 2 4 which he can do very quickly because he's been doing it for years

>Character doesn't count to 4, then tries to do that 4 times then tries to do that 4 times and so on until he loses count

>male character pees standing up

>character doesnt use every opportunity to fap

>character enters cafe
>"one coffee, please"

get out my head charlie boy

>character uses milk in their coffee instead of cream

>character goes to the toilet
>doesn't have his dick already out as he walks down the hallway

>coffe and milk

when you plebs will learn, cafeine and calcium dont get along

>character ruins coffee with milk or sugar

>character orders grande size at The Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf®

>not wanting to taste the actual coffee flavor

degenerate americans

This. My shits are bad enough with black coffee alone

>character doesn't pick and eat his boogers all the time when home alone
TV != reality

its not uncommon unless youre like op and cant go a few hours without ingesting sweets.

>character doesn't drink america-style coffee

>Character doesn't constantly have a hand on his dick while he is alone.

>character doesn't feel disgusted when he sees other people picking their noses despite the fact that he does it himself regularly

>character doesn't bash himself in the head while profaning every time he thinks about some stupid shit he's said
Ha-ha, so unrealistic

What's the pseudoscience justification for this shit again?

Turning a zero calorie drink into a 200 calorie drink for the gains

>characters pile a bunch of weird shit on the cash register
>cashier just stares at them bewildered

>listening to Money by Pink Floyd
>cash register sound comes in just as I read this comment

how many layers is this thread on?

KA-CHING